My Blind Date Is a Dark-Skinned Mom Guy

My new novel, You Can Touch a Fox’s Tail!, is now out! Blurb: [A dark-skinned, broad-chested, nurturing, honest, muscular top × a slightly wicked, flirtatious, oral-fixation-ridden, high-maintenance beauty who loves to tease] 1. At 28, Xu Ze’an quit his job in the capital and moved back to his hometown. His mother immediately pushed him into a matchmaking date. After ruining 99 matchmaking dates, Xu Ze’an laid down his non-negotiable requirements: “He has to be bigger and taller than me.” Don’t ask. I just like an intimidating presence. “He must never have dated anyone.” Don’t ask. I just like a pure-love warrior. “He needs a big chest and a shapely ass.” Don’t ask. I’m just making things up. Xu Ze’an thought his ridiculous demands would buy him some peace and quiet. After all, hardly any women would fit them. But he hadn’t even enjoyed two days of peace before his mother sent him on another matchmaking date, swearing that the other person met every one of his requirements perfectly. Xu Ze’an refused to believe it and agreed to meet them, but... When he arrived and realized his date was a man, Xu Ze’an suddenly felt that the world had gone a little mad... His mother had set him up with... a man? A male matchmaking date? :) Xu Ze’an wondered if the guy had taken the wrong seat. But as soon as he walked over, the other man sprang to his feet and reached out to him. Before Xu Ze’an could say a word, the other man’s face and ears turned bright red, and he stammered, “H-hello, Xu, Xu Ze’an. I’m You Rong...” Xu Ze’an looked up at the burly man, who was half a head taller than him. His eyes landed on the collar nearly bursting from You Rong’s bulging chest muscles, and he almost laughed out loud... At last, the world had become exactly as twisted as he wanted it. And the guy really did fit all his requirements perfectly. (doge) 2. Xu Ze’an has a severe oral fixation. He often needs to bite something soft and springy to ease his anxiety. He’s been in treatment for a long time, but it hasn’t helped. If anything, his condition has worsened. Then he met a big-chested man on a matchmaking date. The first time Xu Ze’an saw You Rong, he was captivated by his huge, bulging pecs. So soft. So springy. Want to bite them. 3. Xu Ze’an and You Rong got together in no time. The lifelong bachelor Xu Ze’an got a boyfriend almost as soon as he moved home, much to the astonishment of his old friends, who kept asking about his love life. At the time, You Rong was gently wiping the glistening drool from Xu Ze’an’s mouth. Xu Ze’an’s dazed gaze rested on the red, swollen area on You Rong’s chest. His voice hoarse, he sent a voice message to his friend: “...What’s good or bad about it? The texture’s pretty nice, that’s all~” 4. Before meeting You Rong, Xu Ze’an never dared to imagine that he could build a stable life with a man. After meeting You Rong, he thought that sharing a home with someone, living through the seasons and eating three meals a day together, sounded pretty good. Xu Ze’an thought he and You Rong had a slow-burn romance, but it turned out You Rong had been secretly in love with him all along. ● One-on-one romance, both are each other’s first, happy ending, sweet, slow-burn romance, married first and fall in love later. ● A small-town slice-of-life story with a slow pace, food, and pottery. The pottery isn’t written by an expert, so please don’t scrutinize the details. ● My next novel will be My Ex Became My OB-GYN After I Got Pregnant. Here’s the blurb: [A cold, strong top × a sunny, proud bottom] Three months after divorcing Jiang Xu, Xiao Wangzhi developed lower abdominal pain and frequent nausea. He suspected he was pregnant. So he deliberately went to the maternity hospital on a day Jiang Xu wasn’t on duty. But when he opened the exam-room door, his ex-husband was sitting inside. The moment he saw Xiao Wangzhi, his face fell, his expression even more sour than before... Xiao Wangzhi: ) Tsk. I want to die. Don’t get any ideas. The baby isn’t yours, hmph! When they saw each other for the first time since the divorce, his ex’s first words to him were, “Take off your clothes and lie down on the bed.” Xiao Wangzhi: ... After slowly stripping and lying on the bed, Xiao Wangzhi belatedly wondered: Wait, do you have to take all your clothes off for an ultrasound? Please add it to your collection. Thanks for your support! Theme: Love is the cure for everything.