Ruan Jiao is the heroine of a story where the ditzy, pampered-wife trope comes to life. She's so helpless that she ranks a full ten out of ten on the can't-take-care-of-herself scale.
Before she transmigrated, her parents doted on her.
After she transmigrated, she found herself a bargain husband to support her.
Even after she ran away while pregnant, she managed to scrape by on the allowance her husband had given her.
The ditzy wife gave birth to an adorable, ditzy son, and they lived a blissfully happy life.
One day, her little ball of a son came home with a System bound to him.
Ruan Jiao was ready to wait until her son became a domineering genius and raised her along with him to the heights of success.
Who knew this System would be such a terrible one!!! It insisted her son was a genius and forced missions on him.
1. Master eight languages
2. Become a hacker
3. Make ten million in the stock market
Fail, and it would electrocute her little ball!!!
Looking at her little ball, who was innocently sucking on a lollipop,
the ditzy runaway wife fell apart.
She thought long and hard: Ball, no, kiddo, you've already popped out of your dad. It's time to become an independent ball.
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In the end, the wife somehow managed to complete the System's missions with her little ball in tow...
But!
That rotten System was full of bad ideas and never knew when to stop!!
It actually told a six-year-old ball to steal the male lead's underwear!
Oh, and the male lead was her deadbeat ex-husband.
The wife gritted her teeth: It's just underwear! Just you wait, System!
The male lead came home, opened his closet, and saw Ruan Jiao, who had been gone for six years. His pupils dilated in shock.
Ruan Jiao had a bright idea!
"Sir! I've tidied up your bedroom and closet! Please give my cleaning service five stars! Thank you for your cooperation!"
The male lead gritted his teeth. "Ruan Jiao, you think I don't recognize you?"
The wife was stunned. He took off his thick black-rimmed glasses and looked closely. No, he was definitely wearing those legendary face-changing glasses from a campus novel!
He must have bought a fake pair!!!
No matter! There was still hope!
"Sir~ Did you enjoy our little play just now~? I heard you've been looking for your ex-wife, so I had plastic surgery to look like him~" The wife pretended to be coy and tugged on the male lead's tie. "If you're satisfied, could you settle the surgery bill?"
Wife: Ah, I'm such a convincing, seductive little minx.
Male lead: The surgery bill, huh? First, pay back all the money you ran off with, right here on this bed, to the man you owe.
Wife (slammed onto the bed): ???
A domineering CEO romance coming to life? Stop stripping me! Stop stripping me! I don't want to get pregnant again, okay?!
----Interview with the Ditzy One----
Of course I could run away while pregnant because I'm an Omega!
Why did I run? Because a big bad wolf wanted to eat me! I'm just a delicate, helpless bunny Omega~
Why do I call my kid a ball? Huh? That's actually a question?
Well, if I have to answer, look at this little bunny curling up into a ball (curling himself into a bunny ball). (A profound rhetorical question.) How is he not a ball?
Finally, a scheming little beauty like our darling wife naturally goes best with a crybaby top~
Screenshotting this with a heart on 2023/8/3~
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