I Went Viral Across the Stars After Livestreaming the Ancient Pipa

Pre-release: "Oh No! My Balls Are Bound to a System!" Please add it to your favorites~

Synopsis:

Song Yunhan is the youngest son of the prime minister, but since he is a frail, frequently ill ge'er, he has no choice but to live secluded in the inner quarters. After years spent with nothing but music, chess, calligraphy, and painting for company, he earns a reputation for extraordinary talent.

After an accident, he falls into a coma.

When Song Yunhan opens his eyes again, he finds himself in a foreign land where everything around him is completely unfamiliar. He also has a bump on his head and is being kicked out of a place called a film crew.

With nowhere to go, he is taken in by a white cat. With the cat's help, Song Yunhan finally realizes that he has transmigrated into the future, to an interstellar civilization.

On this planet, the emperor is vigorously promoting knowledge of ancient Earth's traditional culture.

To repay the white cat for taking such good care of him, Song Yunhan decides to earn money by livestreaming his performances!

Step one to making money: Find out about the current state of ancient culture in the interstellar world.

Once he does, Song Yunhan is so angry he starts shaking.

How could anyone make such an awful racket with a pipa? Bai Juyi's coffin is about to pop open!

How could opera, enjoyed by both highbrow and lowbrow audiences, be demonized by interstellar people as some kind of exorcism ritual???

And they dare mock embroidery as garish and vulgar?

Song Yunhan's ambition is well and truly kindled.

At first, the interstellar viewers say: Streamer, no matter how nice your original arrangement sounds, you still have to respect history!

Later, they say: Dad, why am I watching the livestream on my knees? Am I really watching it on my knees? This is heartfelt reverence and admiration for our ancestors' ancient Earth culture! Our ancestors were amazing! Listening to southern opera, pipa, and guqin can actually heal mental energy damage! Ancient Earth was short on resources, yet its people created so many fascinating things!

By the end, the interstellar viewers are so stunned their jaws have dropped. What kind of all-around streamer is this? Is there anything he can't do?

Song Yunhan is speechless. Why do you interstellar people, who can only drink nutrient solution, think people in ancient times lived miserable lives and were stupid?

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At a variety show recording, the Best Actor, a top-tier star, and an all-around singer-songwriter all invite Song Yunhan to collaborate.

The all-around internet celebrity becomes everyone's darling, and his fans scream with excitement.

During a break in filming, Song Yunhan catches sight of a tall, seemingly irritable man outside the half-open door.

He seems to have been waiting a long time.

Just as Song Yunhan is about to go out and ask what's wrong, someone else calls out to the man. "Your Majesty, what are you doing here?"

Song Yunhan suppresses the urge to fall to his knees and bow, then prepares to leave naturally through the door.

Then he hears the man's low, contemplative voice: "I'm wondering what pose would be best for kneeling while I win back my wife."

Song Yunhan has to admit that, after all this time, he's still not used to the everyday life of interstellar people.

The white-cat emperor, rushing over to win back his wife: Damn it! I was too hasty! My wife doesn't even know who I am!

Reading note:

For readers unfamiliar with the term, ge'er is roughly the ancient equivalent of an Omega.

--- Pre-release ---

Ruan Jiao is the protagonist of a novel where the trope of the silly, pampered wife becomes reality. He is so incapable of taking care of himself that he's a full ten out of ten on the scale.

Before transmigrating, his parents doted on him.

After transmigrating, he picked up a husband who was willing to support him.

Even after he ran off while pregnant, he managed to scrape by on the allowance his husband had given him.

The silly, pampered wife gives birth to an adorable, silly little boy, and they live a blissful life.

One day, the silly little ball comes home and gets bound to a System.

Ruan Jiao is already looking forward to his son becoming a domineering protagonist and lifting the whole family to glory.

Who knew this System would be absolutely awful?! It insists his son is a genius and forces him to take on missions:

1. Become fluent in eight languages

2. Become a hacker

3. Make ten million in the stock market

Fail, and it'll electrocute his little ball!!!

Looking at his little ball, who is cluelessly sucking on a lollipop...

The silly wife who ran away while pregnant falls apart.

He thinks it over seriously for a long time. "Ball, no, son, you've already come out of your dad. It's time to become an independent ball."

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In the end, the pampered wife 'heroically' completes the System's missions with his little ball in tow...

But!

He never expected this nasty System to be so full of wicked ideas, always pushing its luck!

It actually tells a six-year-old ball to steal the male lead's underwear!

Oh, right. The male lead is his useless ex-husband.

The pampered wife grits his teeth. "It's just stealing underwear! Just you wait, System!"

The male lead comes home, opens his wardrobe, and sees Ruan Jiao, who ran away six years ago. His pupils shake with shock.

Ruan Jiao gets a sudden flash of inspiration! "Sir! I've tidied up your bedroom and wardrobe! Please give my cleaning service five stars! Thanks for your cooperation!"

The male lead grits his teeth. "Ruan Jiao, do you think I can't recognize you?"

The pampered wife is stunned. He takes off his thick black-rimmed glasses and looks carefully. No, he really is wearing the legendary school-novel disguise glasses that change your face!

He must have bought a fake pair!!!

It's fine! He can still salvage this!

"Sir~ Did you like that little play just now~? I heard you've been looking for your ex-wife, so I had plastic surgery to look like him~" The pampered wife pretends to tug at the male lead's tie. "If you're satisfied, could you settle the surgery bill?"

The pampered wife: Ah, I'm such a perfect femme fatale.

The male lead: Surgery bill, huh? Then pay back all the money you took from your creditor right here on this bed.

The pampered wife, slammed onto the bed: ???

Is this what happens when a domineering CEO romance becomes reality? Stop digging! Stop digging! I don't want to get pregnant again, okay?!

--- Interview with the Silly One ---

Of course I could run away while pregnant because I'm an Omega.

Why did I run? Because a big bad wolf wanted to eat me! I'm just a weak, silly, rabbit-type Omega~

Why do I call my kid a ball? Huh? Is that really a question?

Well, if I have to answer, look at this little bunny curling up into a ball (curls himself into a rabbit ball). (A heartfelt question.) How is that not a ball?

In the end, the scheming little beauty should of course be enjoyed with a crybaby seme~

Theme: Promoting the depth of traditional ancient culture