[Blurb]
#I'm Shen Gongbao, the biggest villain in Investiture of the Gods. I've been assigned to restore the world's timeline, but what do I do when my archenemies confess their love for me? Asking online, urgent!#
As later generations' wild reinterpretations caused the world of Investiture of the Gods to gradually collapse, Yuanshi Tianzun assigned Shen Gongbao, who had long since retired from the business, to restore the timeline.
It was a great chance to atone for his sins and reclaim his place among the immortals. But after decades of butchering pigs at the market, the Pork Panther had long since seen through the world and had no desire to repeat the mistakes he'd made before.
Little did he know that Yuanshi Tianzun would eat pork without paying, smack him with a ridiculously powerful slap that sent him to a collapsing universe, and even throw in a joke System.
Shen Gongbao put away his cleaver, wiped the pork grease off his hands, and stared helplessly at the System panel.
"Well, since I'm already here, I might as well spend some points on my stats."
But why did everyone look at him differently after he was done?
King Zhou gave a wicked smile. "This little leopard is dangerously sweet."
Daji lowered her eyes and pouted coyly. "If Shen Lang likes men, why shouldn't I become a male fox?"
Even his sworn enemies Jiang Ziya and Yang Jian had changed their tune. "Since Bao Bao likes pork, we'll catch that little Bajie pig and let Bao Bao have his fill, both to touch and to eat. We won't spare anything Bao Bao likes."
Shen Gongbao was stunned. Why was Marshal Tianpeng in the mix now?!
He raised his arms and cried out, "Please stop messing with the story! I can't put it back together anymore!"
In an instant, the winds and clouds shifted, and a peerless hero appeared before Shen Gongbao, clad in golden armor.
The hero said, "Of course we have to change the story. Otherwise, how would I get the chance to ride in on a seven-colored cloud and marry you?"
[Fake cool-guy, actually a chatterbox, adored bottom × clingy, scheming, black-hearted green-tea top]
Reading guide:
1. The story mainly combines Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, with the occasional cameo from other myths and legends. Everything is reimagined, and any resemblance is purely coincidental.
2. Shen Gongbao is the adored male protagonist. The main top is Ao Mo'ang, the Dragon Prince. The ending is 1v1, though there are other romantic storylines, with their relative importance roughly following the order of the character list. Affection isn't limited to romance; it also includes friendship, family love, brotherhood, teacher-student bonds, loyalty between ruler and subject, and universal love.
Theme: Learn to accept love.
I couldn't guess even one of the transliterations of "good guy" 😂
? If not, buddy, where are you going? Even licked it [covering face and peeking]
I just finished watching Nezha Wants Nanny Baobao.
To be honest, I don't know him either
When I saw the title of the book, I thought it was written 25 years ago
I'll spell magic
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that I love reading this. What my wife wrote is so sweet!!!!!!
Baobao and the king have a good time, looking forward to it
It's so cute to see Xiaoyou sitting in his arms while eating...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Call your wife!!! I like it so much, so exciting