My Husband Only Wants to Be My Dad

After transmigrating as a branch of a tree that had lived for ten thousand years, Bai Yinhe grew up in a laboratory, lonely and isolated day after day. Then one day, the laboratory collapsed. He took his main body with him and found the ten-thousand-year-old tree spirit who shared his roots.

Looking at the tall, handsome male tree spirit standing before him with proud bearing, Bai Yinhe remembered what people often said: [Husband and wife are one.] He immediately spread his arms. "Hug me, hubby~"

Huangchuan pressed down on his head, his silver-gray eyes measuring the little sapling that had rushed over without a trace of warmth. After a long moment, he recognized the roots and corrected him with a stern face. "You should call me Father."

Bai Yinhe: "?"

I want you to be my husband, but you want to be my dad instead??

After putting down roots for ten thousand years, Huangchuan had witnessed the world change, but had never... blossomed or borne fruit.

All his neighbors had that ability. He was the only one who didn't.

It seemed that living forever and having descendants all over the mountains were completely incompatible.

Lonely, endless years slipped by, until one day a newly human-shaped sapling threw himself at him... and Huangchuan suddenly realized that at some point, he had left a seed out in the world without even knowing it.

Overjoyed, Huangchuan wanted to get straight to making a baby, but managed to maintain the composure of a loving father as he began to teach him. When the little one nodded again and again, Huangchuan was beside himself with joy.

At first, the tree sapling was quite obedient, doing whatever he was told.

But later... the little one sprouted a head full of tiny male flowers, every one of them fragrant enough to lure trees. Countless female tree spirits eagerly hoped to exchange pollen with him.

What a joke! How could just anyone be allowed to mate with the child of the eternal Huangchuan?!

And so, the father-and-son class, "How to Protect Your Little Flower Buds from Defilement," began in earnest.

Unexpectedly, as the lessons went on... Huangchuan seemed to be affected too. Out of nowhere, he blossomed for the first time in ten thousand years, and the only time ever: a thick, pink flower, layered upon layered...

But it was a female flower.

[The naturally airheaded plant bottom, a father for ten thousand years, X the scheming dog of a man top who transmigrated into a tree]

[Important content warnings]

1. Top's POV (Please note: the top will throw tantrums and act shamelessly, and even call his wife "husband"). Set in a fictional world.

2. They spoil each other. Early on, the top is weak and the bottom spoils him; later, the bottom is weak and the top spoils him.

3. This is not realistic fiction. In this story, a branch that takes root and survives becomes a separate tree, and the top himself is a transmigrator. Only Huangchuan, who can't bear fruit, worries about the branches he sends out. So please don't argue about blood relations.

4. Slice of life! Everyday life, everyday life, everyday life! The author's writing skills are limited, and they can't write about national vendettas or schemes and intrigue. The goal is to entertain. Let's just fall in love.

5. Lots of original worldbuilding and lots of wild ideas. Don't try to sort everyone into top and bottom factions; they're all beloved by the author. Please keep your comments civil, read with courtesy, and treat every soul kindly. Let's make the world we build together a better place.

Theme: The older time grows, the lighter the heart becomes. Let things take their course, and don't look back.