Animal Live Broadcast, Everyone Eats Melon

[Pre-receipt: "Three years old, but bound to the criminal system", "I work as a police officer at the animal police station" please collect ^3^] Copywriting of this article: Cannon fodder Su Yi has awakened and has also activated her animal language skills. Today, she, the little cannon fodder, will reach the top of her life by becoming an Internet veterinarian! [The duck suddenly stuck to its owner and refused to let go. It turned out that he witnessed the father-in-law and his son-in-law having an affair and didn't know what the world was, and was afraid of being killed by the duck.] #Explosion! Weng's son-in-law commits adultery# [The cat's loss of appetite was caused by eating too much dog food from the owner's husband and his lovers] # Shocking! The financial backer behind the popular little flower/new movie queen/rating queen is suspected to be Mr. Cheng of the wealthy family# [The dog was hiding under the bed and shivering. It turned out to be because he heard that the owner's father, the civet cat, had been replaced by the prince, and he was worried about the dog's life] #shock! Click to see the real and fake prince of the wealthy Mo family# … I wanted to live broadcast the pet consultation, but accidentally opened the melon field. People came to eat melons overnight, and the popularity of the live broadcast room soared. Su Yi: Huh? Now that the matter is over, let's increase the price first. She wiped the corners of her mouth and doubled the price tenfold with a smile. The price is so low that it goes crazy, from 9.9 Yuan to 999W, and it's hard to find the first one. Audience: Increase the price, the more expensive the melon, the bigger the melon! Everyone in the entertainment industry: Keep your master's mouth in check and don't harm others or yourself. Oh my gosh, there's something I don't know about? Major wealthy families: Damn it, this anchor is offering a huge bounty... Again? ! Come on, leave a pair of underwear for your child! From then on, there was an additional family rule: talk about family affairs with passion, but the parrot dare not speak. Not only did Su Yi count money until he was weak, but he also ate until he was full. He single-handedly stirred up the entertainment industry and major wealthy families, but he accidentally overturned. Zhou Minghuai: "I heard that I have supported eighteen female celebrities?" Su Yi: "Who started the rumor? Don't worry, I will help you clarify it right away." What a bold crow, how dare you give her a rotten melon! Crow: Quack~~ Copywritten on 2023/8/31 ———— Advance copy of "I Work as a Film Cop at the Animal Police Station": Tao Lexi traveled through time after failing the public examination for N times and became the only human policeman in the animal police station. Although, the organization of the animal world is also an organization to serve the animal people! But even though it's not easy to be a police officer in the animal world, please see VCR↓ for details. "Poisoning Case" The rat dragged his family and his family to unfurl a banner in front of the police station and cried: "Oh heaven and earth, don't let the rat live. My poor little grandson was poisoned to death when he was only half a month old. You must shoot this rat killer immediately!" The rat-killing civet cat shed tears: "I'm wronged, Mr. Qingtang, I really didn't mean it. I saw that little mouse was sick, so I kindly gave it rat poison. Who would have thought that it would die like this?" Tao Lexi:...... "Medical Case" A sheep doctor was beaten and hospitalized by a dog patient. The dog patient was still angry: "The police comrades commented to us. We sent the child to the Cub Correction Center to treat his ADHD. However, after half a month, the ADHD was not cured. Instead, he learned to bark like a sheep and bleated every day. Do you think such an unscrupulous doctor should be beaten?" Doctor Sheep was lying on the hospital bed, trembling with anger: "What kind of beasts are you, but you don't know what kind of beast you are? Big!" Tao Lexi:. "Theft" The white-naped crane angrily accused a man of stealing its heart without permission: "You stole my heart but didn't allow me to get close to it. How abominable it is. It's really despicable, dirty and shameless. Give me my heart back!" The man looked bitter and looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle: "Officer, do you think it's my fault that I'm handsome?" Tao Lexi:? Hey wait, human? ? Intention: Having many skills does not overwhelm the body