Please Reincarnate and Stop Complaining

Ding dong! Do you have any new orders? The order has arrived. Please process it in time. Complaint from Big Fat Pig: I've been dead for 15 years, why haven't I been reincarnated yet? Is it racial discrimination? I want to file a complaint against you! Meng Yunkui was sweating profusely: Sorry, after verification, you are still in the human body, so you cannot be reincarnated. She rushed to the last piece of pork overnight and begged the 80-year-old woman to quickly eat the zombie meat in the refrigerator. By the way, I risked getting beaten up to make a sales pitch, and suggested that the old lady buy some incense, candles, paper money, and ingots from the funeral shop next door, and give a red envelope to the poor pig who had been trapped in the refrigerator for 15 years. Complaint from a baby: Hello, I would like to ask, I clearly voluntarily gave up being a human being. My first choice was to be a cat, my second choice was to be a dog, and my third choice was to be a bird. Why did all the gears slip and I was reincarnated as a human? I want to complain. Complaint from a little nanny: Customer service will give me a hard time! You beasts, I was supposed to be reincarnated as a rich second generation, why did I turn into a dog? ? Give me back my rich second-generation life, complain, complain, complain! ! ! … Meng Yunkui, who had been unemployed for less than a day, found a new job. She became a glorious Toulme App customer service and field staff, responsible for handling various customer complaints that were dissatisfied with reincarnation. A monthly salary of 50,000 yuan, six insurances, two gold and eighteen salaries, and generous benefits. Not only can you enjoy the 996 blessing, but you can also immerse yourself in the diversity of species. Mom no longer has to worry about her hypotension. If the sales are successful, she can also get commission from the funeral shop next door. Her life has really improved. But what was going on with the manager of the funeral shop, and why was he always staring at her sadly? She didn't have both ends to eat! Liang Zhao: ‌(≖‿≖) Purpose: Strive to achieve a better life