Oh No, I've Become a Little Broken Planet

Question: I was working overtime yesterday, and when I opened my eyes today, I had turned into a ball. What should I do?

The kind of ball that weighs a hundred million billion billion tons. (Important detail!)

Reply 1: What kind of joke is this, OP? The Earth only weighs six hundred thousand billion billion tons. Are you saying you're heavier than Earth?

Reply 2: If you've turned into a “ball,” how are you typing? (Curious.)

Qi Xingyu: Obviously I'm typing with my mind! Aaaaaah!

I really don't have hands now!!!

Forget hands, I don't even have a body anymore!

Overnight, Qi Xingyu went from being an ordinary human weighing a little over a hundred pounds to the consciousness of a planet weighing a hundred million billion billion tons. She was in despair, until she looked down at her own planet...

To people in the Interstellar Alliance, it was a little dump of a planet. But to Qi Xingyu, who had been a Blue Star native in her previous life... What are these scrapped androids? What are these decommissioned starships? What is this? And what is that?!?!

Everywhere she went, she found black technologies she'd never even heard of. What kind of paradise is this?! (Extremely loud!)

[OP: Since you all say so, why not come visit my planet? ww]

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While the population exploded and every country fought desperately over the smallest scraps of resources, a country considered a major rival suddenly became low-key.

Its daily press briefings grew more and more humble, and more and more suspicious.

“Industrial pollution? We're worried about that too. But we've heard there's a technology that can eliminate air pollution at its source...”

“Just like burning garbage, surely one day we'll be able to burn it until nothing is left but extreme heat, not even polluting gases...”

Other countries: ? Wait, what are you even doing?

Are these ridiculous statements meant to cover up some secret?

The other countries investigated uneasily, only to discover... they really did have that kind of technology!

And all of them were playing the same game! A full-dive VR game none of them had ever heard of!

[Want to come to my planet and scavenge for trash?]

#What do you mean, scavenging for trash? It's treasure everywhere!#

#So this is powered exoskeleton armor? I finally get to use the real thing!#

#I'm building a research institute on the planet. I'm conducting experiments in the institute. I'm working on a ship that can travel at 36.5 km/s. I'm writing papers nonstop. I haven't even petted my cat in three days... Help me up, I can still grind!#

* Building a technologically advanced nation

* Summoning the Fourth Calamity ww

Theme: Harmony, friendship, and standing together through thick and thin