Yu Jiuchu, a 180-tier star, transformed into an 18-tier cannon fodder in a novel about the entertainment industry. The original owner was ridiculed by the entire Internet and summoned the evil god to try to stand up, but ended up being miserable.
The moment he came through, the summoning ceremony had already begun.
Facing the beginning of death, Yu Jiuchu sang loudly: "I really want to live another five hundred years!"
As a result, he summoned a stronger, darker, and more evil being - the real evil god.
The evil god said that as long as Yu Jiuchu helped him collect enough dark emotions, he would be able to gain a wish, and Yu Jiuchu agreed.
However, some surprises occurred during this process.
In order to collect fear, Yu Jiuchu participated in the haunted house variety show.
In the middle of the night, Ah Piao was patrolling. Yu Jiuchu held a male ghost in his left hand and a female ghost in his right hand, and said:
"I am here to join this family, not to tear it apart. Let us turn small love into big love and welcome happiness together!"
Evil God:?
Audience:?
In order to collect outrage, Yu Jiuchu live broadcast and accepted ridicule from the entire network.
The anti-fans made vicious remarks, but Yu Jiuchu said loudly: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"
Then he gave himself a warning: "The three-year period has expired, the actor has returned, and he will no longer hold back!"
Evil God:? ? ? ? ?
Audience:? ? ? ? ?
After an operation, Yu Jiuchu on line 18 became popular.
The variety show is a hit, the live broadcast is a hit, the acting is winning awards, the appearance is outstanding, and the audience is saying "really awesome".
However, Yu Jiuchu didn't collect any of that dark emotion. He only collected sand sculptures, sand sculptures, sand sculptures...
The evil god's palace will be filled with gaudy sand sculptures!
Yu Jiuchu: "Lord Evil God, if we can't supply the dark emotions, can we use sand sculptures to pay off the debt?"
In a blink of an eye, he was thrown onto the big bed in the Evil God's palace.
The god with scarlet eyes slowly approached.
"Yu Jiuchu, my authority also includes lust/desire." He said.
"Now I'm here to collect."
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Dragon Death, the true god who holds the power of "Evil Desire", was injured and had to form a contract with humans.
At first, he just wanted to recover from his injuries quickly and let this sand sculpture die as far away as possible; later, he just wanted to bring the whole world to the front of mankind.
Reading Guide
1. Suffering from a lot of sand sculptures, very sand sculptures. According to the second of the three laws of sand sculptures, "the aggregation of sand sculptures", various sand sculptures gather around him.
2. If you don't have a prototype, don't substitute it into the third dimension.
3. It's normal not to find it funny. Everyone's point of laughter is different, so don't force it. Don't attack the author.
4. Thank you all and wish you all a happy reading!
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Ten years after traveling to the apocalypse, Ye Yitun finally traveled back.
Facing the long-awaited Coke, fried chicken, skewers, and online games... Ye Yituan's tears fell from the corners of his mouth: Heaven, I'm back! This time, no one can try to separate us!
He soon learned that half a year had passed in real time, and he had become the canary of the Fu family's eldest son.
Ye Yitan rubbed his chin with the hand he always held a whip: Huh? Me?
Canary, Mr. Fu's substitute, became completely different after one night.
At the wealthy dinner party, Canary ate and drank and swept through thousands of troops, as if she hadn't had enough to eat in a lifetime.
However, at the end of the dinner, he kicked the door shut and said, "Let me eat everything before leaving. Are you trying to waste food?"
In a high-end community, rich young men are running panting in front, while Canary is walking leisurely behind, waving his whip and urging coldly: "Hurry, hurry, hurry up! At this speed, do you still want to beat... Me?"
Canary single-handedly purged the entire aristocratic family circle in City A. He even gathered the canaries and created a magnificent "Canary Army" to fight against the coming doomsday crisis.
It's not that no one wanted to resist, it was just that everyone who disobeyed him was pinned to the ground and subjected to inhumane rubbing.
After being rubbed, they all said: Boss Ye's education is right, Boss Ye is doing it for our own good, and we are willing to stay under Boss Ye's clutches. Laughing to death, there is no escape.
In the process of being rubbed, Young Master Fu realized belatedly that he had been sincere. He tried to redeem himself: "They say a good horse never turns back to eat grass, but you know, I am not a horse."
As a result, the next day, he was thrown into the racecourse to groom horses by his brother-in-law Fu Mingcheng, the leader of the Fu family.
Young Master Fu ran back to his old house to complain, but he saw his uncle, who had always been as cold as an iceberg, holding his ex Canary in his arms, with a gentle and doting look on his face: "Tuantuan, the Fu family's old house is very suitable for being transformed into an evacuation base - move in, okay?"
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Ling Yushu always thought that he was an ordinary person, living the most ordinary life with his lover.
Until one day, his lover suddenly broke down.
The lover split into seven personalities without warning, including the CEO, the movie king, the ancient little prince, the interstellar god of war, the ancestor of vampires, a fugitive patient from a mental hospital, and... A mermaid.
Ling Yushu: Oh? Spend the same money and experience seven different things?
The seven veterans all believed deeply that Ling Yushu was on seven boats and that he was just a humble substitute.
But this is of course not Ling Yushu's fault. Yushu just made the same mistake as all men in the world. Just don't let him see those six adulterers.
So:
The president kidnapped Ling Yushu and hid him in a luxury resort;
The actor snatched him back, showed off his dazzling acting skills, and abducted him back to his safe house;
The little prince insisted on taking him to live in the Forbidden City, but after being rejected, he began to secretly build some kind of golden cage;
The God of War built a starship with his bare hands and tried to take him away from the earth;
The ancestor of vampires kept him in the coffin day and night;
The fugitive patients in the mental hospital are truly sick, and they keep saying "Baby, this world is not worthy of you";
The mermaid just wants to find a chance to hold him and sink to the bottom of the sea.
Ling Yushu, who was kidnapped, changed places, and robbed again every day: (smiling) Tired, destroy it.
The seven personalities quarreled, were jealous, fought, competed for favors, and in a real sense wanted to kill others. Ling Yushu couldn't bear the disturbance and just wanted to return his old seven-in-one attack as soon as possible.
Veterans: Oh, you really only think about Bai Yueguang, and I am really just a stand-in.
Until...
By an accident, Ling Yushu broke the shackles on his body and regained his strength. At the same time, he recalled the past:
It turns out that he is a quick traveler who has experienced seven worlds, retrieved the seven souls of his lover, and pieced them together into a whole.
Very good, if he can successfully fight Lao Gong once, he can succeed a second time.
Before he could think of a solution, he needed to deal with it first. All seven personalities suddenly had their own physical problems.
It's really too much to bear if I'm going to die.
Intention: Face life with happiness, and life will reward you with happiness.