After Signing Contracts with Eight Systems

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Jiang Yujin had just been beaten black and blue again. Locked in a musty storage room, his whole body was numb, and his stomach felt as if it had been burned from the inside.

He looked up, but the only thing he could see through the broken window was a faint glimmer of light.

That thin, fragile ray of light brought him no hope. Instead, it seemed to mock his pale, fragile life with reckless abandon.

He almost wished a voice would say to him:

Give up...

Give up everything, and it'll all be fine.

Jiang Yujin closed his eyes and told himself the same thing. Maybe he should just give up.

Then he heard a soft electronic beep.

An electronic voice said, "Young man, would you like to make a pact with me?"

Before he could answer, another electronic voice cut in. "Get lost. I got here first."

Jiang Yujin: ?

*

Five years later.

Countless people waited outside the door for the cross-disciplinary king from Huaguo, the most outstanding young talent, to walk out of the room.

Soon, the door swung open. Jiang Yujin emerged in a perfectly tailored suit, holding the glittering trophy everyone had been hoping to see.

The crowd erupted. A reporter at the front excitedly asked, "How did you become a renowned novelist, hacker, singer, biologist, and even a successful pharmacist in just five short years?"

Facing countless camera flashes and the sparkling, expectant eyes of the crowd, Jiang Yujin replied without changing expression, "I just put in a little effort. Nothing worth mentioning."

All that happened was that eight god-tier Systems held a team-building event inside me and ground out their KPIs.

QAQ

*

When Lu Shi'an first met Jiang Yujin, he was a pitiful little guy being bullied on the street.

Lu Shi'an sent his bodyguards to help, then calmly turned his gaze away.

The second time they met, Jiang Yujin was a student at Jingcheng University of Science and Technology, attending his speech.

Lu Shi'an was a little surprised.

The third time he saw Jiang Yujin, Lu Shi'an discovered that the other man was an author hiding behind a secret identity.

The fourth time, the fifth time, the sixth time...

The other man's secret identities were scattered everywhere. Find one, and there was another.

The globally renowned, peerless science fiction author solemnly propped up his chin.

What should I do? I suddenly feel like I'm not good enough for him!

*****Below is an upcoming novel!!! It's already being serialized! "[System Malfunction Compensation: Two Boyfriends]"*********************

Qi Qing worked for the Time Management Bureau. After winning over Jiang Linyuan, he faked his death and left, successfully turning him into a great villain. But now Qi Qing had run into a bug.

He opened his eyes and saw eighteen-year-old Jiang Linyuan.

The young man spun a basketball on his fingertip, a roguish smile hiding a hint of youthful innocence. "Come on..."

His voice rose, then quickly dropped with embarrassment. "D-do you want to watch me shoot a three-pointer?"

He opened his eyes again and saw twenty-eight-year-old Jiang Linyuan.

The man curled up on a leather sofa and raised bloodshot eyes. Jiang Linyuan narrowed them. "...Are you a ghost?"

The next second, the man sprang up and grabbed Qi Qing by the wrist. His long, sharply defined fingers dug into Qi Qing's skin, as if clutching the last lifeline he had. "Now that you're back, don't even think about leaving again."

"I want to file a workplace injury claim!" Qi Qing angrily flung down his work badge. "You're making me deal with both the first-love phase and the villainous phase at the same time?"

The System cursor flickered strangely twice, and the two timelines collided with a shrill roar.

The young man pulled open his collar, brazenly revealing a fresh bite mark on his collarbone. His canine teeth pressed hard against Qi Qing's neck. "Old men only know how to use surveillance cameras and chains. Pathetic."

Twenty-eight-year-old Jiang Linyuan leisurely wiped the corner of his mouth, which he had just licked. "The kid has to look up every word in the dictionary three times before he can write a love letter."

They both reached out and seized Qi Qing's wrist, staring into his eyes. "Which one do you like better?"

"Me at eighteen?"

"Or me at twenty-eight?"

The System chirped happily. "Complete both missions at once, and the timelines will merge!"

Trapped between them, Qi Qing screamed, "System, get out here and explain yourself!! You call this thing an optimization plan?!!!!"

#One Room, Two Men, Double the Men#

#What's wrong with dating myself? It's not like I can't get jealous#

A puppy-like top at eighteen and a wolfish top at twenty-eight. Qingqing, of course, will take them both!

Theme: Don't do things you'll regret.