I Became a Hit on a Parenting Variety Show with My Little Dragon Protagonist

Complete. The first half is a comedic plot-driven story, while the second half focuses on romance.

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Yin Yanheng was born into the Aotian Dynasty and raised from childhood to be its heir. At just five years old, he already possessed the domineering aura of a ruler destined to reign over all.

But then, in a sudden fall from his horse, Yin Yanheng's vision went black, and he transmigrated to a world he didn't recognize.

His family in this new world was desperately poor. Their home didn't even have a garden or an entryway!

They displayed an ordinary blue-and-white porcelain jar from a common imperial kiln under a glass case!

And his uncle, mocked across the internet for being nothing but a pretty face with no acting skills, was so poor he was reduced to eating vegetable leaves at home!!!

With the family this poor, Yin Yanheng was overcome with grief.

So, after much soul-searching, the little prince clenched his chubby fist, his plump face full of determination. He could only help Uncle get rich!

When the time came, he'd take Uncle by the hand and say, "Quick, this is the kingdom I conquered for you!"

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Yin Yanyu was born into a fabulously wealthy family and was currently its sole heir. But he had no interest in taking over the family business, so he hid his identity and entered show business as a pretty face.

Then, out of nowhere, his grandfather asked him to look after a little nephew he'd never met.

Thinking of his older brother, who had died in an accident, Yin Yanyu decided to shower his little nephew with affection.

The little dragon-prince took his hand and flashed a wicked smile. "A Yu, listen to me. We'll definitely restore the family fortune!"

He raised his eyelids. "Don't live in a place like this anymore!"

Yin Yanyu followed his gaze and saw the apartment he owned in a prime location in the city center.

The little hand waved. "Don't display vases like this anymore!"

Yin Yanyu looked again, unable to figure out what his little nephew had against his Song-dynasty imperial-kiln vase.

The little hand waved again. "No more eating vegetable leaves! I'll give you meat!"

Yin Yanyu fell silent, looking at the salad he'd casually munched on because he was too lazy to cook and wanted to lose weight.

The show continued filming at a children's amusement park. The little one gazed solemnly at him and said, "A Yu, this is the kingdom I'll conquer for you!"

Yin Yanyu: "?"

After a moment's silence, he added, "Do you like it, little one? If you do, I'll buy it."

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Before the show aired.

Viewers: Yin Yanyu will do anything to get famous, even go on a variety show with kids!

While the show was airing.

Viewers: I'm dying laughing. The little one is really working hard to make Yin Yanyu famous.

After the show aired.

Viewers: Holy crap, rich guy, send me 50!

Reader's guide:

1. This is a lighthearted, goofy comedy. Don't overthink it.

2. The love interest is a pretty-boy-loving, universally adored heartthrob, with nearly half the entertainment industry as his ex-boyfriends.

3. Slow burn. The love interest appears later.

4. Chu Zi'an is NOT the love interest!!!

Enjoy!

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Duan Xi slipped and fell straight into the little X-rated book he'd been reading before bed.

In the book, he was an unlucky officer who'd been set up. Assigned as warden to the empire's most brutal prison, he hadn't even been on the job for a few days before the prison erupted in a riot.

The new warden was locked in the prison's deepest level, where he was subjected to all kinds of abuse and turned into a rag doll.

Reading the especially thrilling descriptions, Duan Xi clutched his behind. "I don't think this is okay. At the very least, it shouldn't be."

Then he saw the dangerous looks in the eyes of the muscular prisoners and decided he could handle it after all.

He lifted his gaze and clenched his fists. The fair-skinned beauty gritted his teeth. "Everything! I fight to protect my chrysanthemum!"

And so...

Hellent Prison, once called the most dangerous hell in the Doron Empire, changed its whole atmosphere in a year.

The brawling troublemakers now ran orderly laps downstairs, chanting, "One, two, three, four!"

The wellness guru held sessions day and night. Everyone learned to embrace the righteous energy of heaven and earth, cultivate their minds, and improve themselves.

A huge banner reading "One drop of X equals ten drops of blood" fluttered in the wind.

With his extraordinarily beautiful face, Duan Xi stood contentedly on the prison rooftop, watching the prisoners gradually become more ascetic.

Upward, positive, healthy!

This is the future!

Just then, a pair of hands gently wrapped around his waist from behind. The voice was thick with jealousy. "Why don't you ever look at me?"

The smile on Duan Xi's face slowly disappeared. He couldn't help rubbing his aching lower back.

How could he forget there was still one who never learned his lesson?

Theme: Stay true to what you love, and in the end, you'll succeed.