[Genshin Impact] Spend Enough and Kong Will Give In

Bad news:

You're a disposable background character in Teyvat.

Good news:

You've read every kind of strong female lead novel, and you're best at staring death in the face and giving up. You've transmigrated fifty times, each time taking your slacking to a new level. You were even dancing when the world ended.

Even worse news:

Someone poisoned you, and you're currently making a desperate escape.

Even better news:

You're the richest woman in Teyvat, and could easily support ten thousand pretty boys. If Morax didn't exist, the currency would be named after you and you'd be the one to put it into circulation.

Even more terrible news:

A whole bunch of lunatics crave your Mora, and your body too.

Even better news still:

After slacking off fifty times, you successfully obtained a secret identity System. It automatically creates a secret identity for you in times of danger to confuse your enemies... though it does a much better job of confusing you.

And so...

When all hope seemed lost, you struggled to cry for help. Through your blurry vision, a blond young man dropped from the sky and... grabbed your Mora pouch.

Aether: