Reborn as the Beloved Male Lead in an Old-School Campus Novel, I Set Out to Cure Love-Brained People

Shen Shiyu wakes up one day to discover that he has become the universally adored bottom in a student's novel, fought over by countless campus heartthrobs.

He's loaded with buffs, including tear ducts so overactive that even a sneeze makes him shed golden tears; whenever he trips while walking, a stockbroker appears out of nowhere to catch him and spin him through a 360-degree landing; and if he's mugged on a night walk, a delinquent young master with underworld connections just happens to show up and rescue the beauty in distress.

Shen Shiyu looks utterly desolate. He hasn't done a thing, yet the aloof, haughty top student, so unpopular that he might as well have no friends, has him pinned in a corner and demands that he cry for him.

The sunny, handsome athlete pinches his chin and warns him not to get any ideas, then tells him to bring water to the basketball court and wait for him every day.

The impossibly cool, cold-hearted young master shows up at his doorstep, injured from fighting a bunch of high school dropouts and thugs, then wakes up and cryptically warns him to stay out of underworld business.

???

Shen Shiyu, an adult on the inside, stares in disbelief: Are these bratty kids with underdeveloped adolescent brains, warped minds, emotional disorders, extreme narcissism, and a fixation on living like two-faced informants?

Poor things. Kids these days have high-definition records of all their embarrassing moments.

Shen Qiao quietly takes out the latest camera phone and documents the darkest moments in the lives of these boys about to fall head over heels. He believes they'll be thrilled to watch the high-definition footage at their future wedding.

Then he turns around and reports them to the education bureau and their parents. He intervenes in the top student's emotional disorder, helps him reach the pinnacle of the world's finest universities, corrects the athlete's excessive narcissism and gives him an outlet for all that energy, and helps him find the love of his life.

Only the rebellious young master, who ran away from home and is obsessed with street fights, proves a little troublesome.

Shen Shiyu pokes the icy, imposing man beside him. "Did you see what your little brother was doing? As his actual older brother, aren't you embarrassed?"

Chu Yuning, raised in a family with impeccable values, sees his own brother collecting protection money with a gang of underlings. His fist clenches with a crack, and he hauls the boy straight home.

Chu Yuning: "You were collecting protection money to buy a gift for someone you like?"

The young master, cowed by his older brother since childhood, nervously swallows. "Shen Shiyu and I truly love each other. Even you, my brother, can't tear us apart!"

Chu Yuning stares into his brother's eyes, his voice soft and unhurried. "Is that so? Who gave you the nerve to go after your sister-in-law?"

Shen Shiyu, watching from the side: ???

Weren't you supposed to be scolding your brother for collecting protection money?

Wait, who is his sister-in-law?

Theme: Take life seriously and stay positive. When you encounter difficulties, have the courage to seek solutions.