My Crush Says I Have a Sweet Mouth

Before Lin You turned twenty-three, he never imagined he'd fall for a man.

His name was Jiang Rao. With features like a painting and a cool, aloof air, he was the very picture of abstinence. Just standing there was enough to make countless people fall for him.

Love was something you had to fight for, so Lin You began his passionate pursuit of Jiang Rao.

He wrote Jiang Rao a love letter: My leg hurt for a week, so I went to the hospital today. The doctor said there was something in my bones. I got an X-ray and, wow! It turns out I love you down to my bones.

They went on a variety show, where Jiang Rao danced.

Lin You: I can't write flowery lines like other people, so I looked up online how to compliment someone's dancing. It said I should use words of praise. Jiang Rao, your dancing is really words of praise!

They starred in a movie together.

Lin You: Your acting is stiff, and you're not cut out to be a good actor. I can teach you how to act, step by step. Would you be the leading man in my life?

The road to love was full of twists and turns. Every day, Lin You stared at Jiang Rao's face, which looked like he was owed eight million, and felt more and more miserable.

The heartthrob was cold to other people, but still polite. Yet whenever Lin You opened his mouth, the heartthrob would frown, scowl, and give him the cold shoulder.

Lin You, who always made camp wherever he fell, decided to confess one last time. If he failed, he'd give up.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Rao clapped a hand over his mouth and said fiercely, "Shut up! I'll say yes as long as you stop talking!"

Years later.

A host on a dating show interviews Lin You.

Host: "How did you and Mr. Jiang Rao get together?"

Before Lin You can recount all those years of throwing himself into the pursuit of love,

Jiang Rao shoots the host a cold look and parts his thin lips. "It was so embarrassing!"

Lin You: "..."

A shameless flirt who bottoms, a cold top

Theme: Those who bravely pursue love are the most beautiful