Reincarnated as the Raiden Shogun's Dog, Now Invincible

...Everything above was purely my imagination.

Born and raised in Liyue, basking in the radiance of the Geo Archon, I was just an ordinary, very weak woman with a Vision.

I never imagined I’d kick the bucket.

Then I was reincarnated as the dog of the god next door in Inazuma, Raiden Shogun, who was devoted to eternity...

A dog abandoned alongside Raiden Shogun’s son, Raiden Kabukimono, and left at the Shakkei Pavilion.

Me: ...

Fortunately, this reincarnation brought back memories from my life before my previous one.

In those memories, Teyvat was a video game, and everyone in Teyvat was an NPC serving the game.

At this point in time, the Raiden Shogun had just created a puppet, then abandoned him because he had feelings.

I gazed at the sleeping, beautiful puppet, barely able to contain myself...

What’s this? A pure, untainted Scaramouche! A super... no, let me lick him!

Before I could stick out my tongue, a hand clamped around my doggy neck and lifted me up. The beautiful puppet, who should have been innocent and naive, opened his eyes and looked at me as if I were garbage.

"How dare a tiny insect gaze upon a god?"

I was dumbfounded.

Th-this... This isn’t the original, innocent Scaramouche! This is clearly Niugulu Scaramouche, transformed after three betrayals!

I’m doomed... On the very first day after reincarnating, I’m going to lose my life over a crush.

Won’t someone save me?!

Scaramouche emerged from the Abyss, ready to follow the Tsaritsa’s orders and head to Inazuma to take the Gnosis from his foolish mother.

But fate had other plans. Just after stepping out of the Abyss, Scaramouche was swept into a chaotic Abyssal current and carried to the Shakkei Pavilion, five hundred years in the past.

The moment he opened his eyes, he felt something warm drawing near. Instinctively, he grabbed it... No, her. It was a dog.

Scaramouche furrowed his brow and looked down at the dog in his hand. After instinctively uttering his catchphrase, he paused for a long moment, then said two words.

"So ugly."

Then he saw the ugly dog make a shockingly human expression of disbelief as she stared at him.

Scaramouche: ?

[Please note]

1. The entire story is told in first person, and the protagonist is a self-insert character.

2. The heroine is a simp, a literal dog who licks people.

3. You can insult the heroine or Scaramouche, but don't insult the author. I'm sensitive.

4. I don't know if this will be published, so I may not finish this story.

Theme: Self-reliance