Minty Geisha

1.

Lin Zhejian has a boyfriend at school. Everyone in her class knows about him.

He is incredibly mysterious, and no one has ever seen him.

After dating for half a year, Lin Zhejian finally realized that her campus romance felt more like an international long-distance relationship conducted online.

On the twenty-fourth hour after her boyfriend disappeared again, she posted on the campus forum:

-I've been dating my boyfriend for half a year. He's never posted about me on his social media, and he often goes missing. What should I do?

-Break up. Don't break up. Best wishes either way.

-Don't worry, your boyfriend is about to find himself a girlfriend.

After reading the replies, Lin Zhejian reflected deeply and decided to break up.

But after waiting a long time, she never got a response.

2.

It was only after they broke up that Lin Zhejian learned her ex, Xu Yanzhi, was the youngest postdoctoral researcher to have just returned to the country.

With his cool, refined looks, he was always surrounded by people whenever he appeared. He soon became A University's newest unattainable dreamboat.

Eventually, her roommate couldn't help asking Lin Zhejian, "He's so popular now. Have you ever regretted it?"

Lin Zhejian didn't even spare him a second glance. "Why would I? I'm into guys from the sports department now. Preferably with six-pack abs."

The next day, the forum erupted: A University's dreamboat had suddenly traded his white shirt for a basketball jersey.

He was even doing an imaginary jump shot outside the arts building, showing off his abs.

The forum had a new hot post: The dreamboat seems to be in a bit of a strange state of mind...

"Bonus scene"

When Xu Yanzhi saw the breakup message, he sat bolt upright in bed.

His roommate was stunned. "You've been pulling all-nighters in the lab for three days! Why are you shaving instead of sleeping?!"

Xu Yanzhi: "My girlfriend broke up with me."

Roommate: "? How does that make sense?"

Xu Yanzhi: "She likes my face. I have to wash up before I can see her."

* A 19-year-old traditional Chinese painting student with a somewhat unstable state of mind x a 22-year-old physics prodigy who has no idea how to date

* Both each other's first love / One-on-one romance / Sweet and short / The guy chases his wife after the breakup

* Please don't imitate the female lead in real life

* The physics in this story is fictional / The author has never been a genius / Apologies in advance

Theme: Work hard at living, and work hard at learning.