[Journey to the West] The Sky Screen Spoils That Nezha and I Are Dating

My take on the Third Prince Nezha x the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda (Li Jing's), which has gained sentience.

The Queen Mother's Peach Banquet ended in complete failure.

The monkeys ate all the peaches, and Nezha burned a hole right through the Jade Pool.

On the day of the Peach Banquet, a sky screen appeared above the Jade Pool.

A hand appeared on the screen, swiping up and down on a phone. On it were:

[Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda Bot: Nezha was born of heaven and earth and took the pagoda as his father. Doesn't that mean he'll have to call his wife Dad? Why are you two playing with an incest trope?]

[Classic Scene Bot: Sob, the Third Prince risked his life to preserve a fragment of Immortal Lord Jiang Lin's soul. It's so heartbreaking. Damn the Heavenly Court, damn Li Jing.]

[Ship of the Day: Risking my life to secretly photograph this couple (Nezha and a young man in white, seen from behind)]

[Who Did I Startle Today: I have a photo of a couple, too (lotus root starch mixed with wall plaster)]

All the immortals present turned to look at Nezha and the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda in Li Jing's hands.

In an instant, Samadhi True Fire erupted, evaporating half the Jade Pool. Li Jing fled with the pagoda.

As for the pagoda himself, Jiang Lin: Help! I just transmigrated here. How did I end up in a fire pit?

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Later, when the Journey to the West pilgrimage project team was short-staffed, Taishang Laojun had to pitch in his ox, his child attendants, and even his belt. Jiang Lin couldn't stand by and watch, so he descended to the mortal realm to help with one of the trials.

The Monkey: ??? This is so annoying! They said the Exquisite Pagoda could capture people, but why does it start fires, too?

Jiang Lin: They never said you couldn't bring your boyfriend along on a business trip~

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The Exquisite Pagoda's true form was controlled by Li Jing. When Li Jing ordered him to harm Nezha, Jiang Lin took one last look at the defiant youth in the flames, his whole body fragrant with lotus, and shattered his pagoda body on the spot.

Jiang Lin: Damn it, I quit.

A rebel's boyfriend is a rebel, too.

99 jin of rebelliousness, 1 jin of lotus root starch x 99 jin of rebelliousness, 1 jin of pagoda ash

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I'm letting loose. Romance comes first. The sky screen will appear from time to time. The main story follows Journey to the West, with some original elements.

Theme: Surviving adversity