Angelo Nelson, the most scandalous man in British football, is always trending because he's so dramatic and sharp-tongued.
He never hides his temper. If he hears something he doesn't like, he'll roll his eyes right in front of dozens of broadcast cameras.
But he hides his ambition even less.
"I want to be a great player like Maldini, but I don't want to be the cornerstone of a team or the man behind someone else. Whenever anyone thinks of this team, I want to be the first person who comes to mind."
Can a team function without anyone?
No. Not without me.
Teammates, opponents, and fans, forced to get used to him: "What the hell is he saying? What a mouth on him. Damn, how can he be so handsome? Ugh, so annoying. What the hell is he saying..."
He was born ambitious, and makes no secret of his pursuit of fame and fortune.
Who's the best striker in the world?
"Me," Angelo always answers without hesitation.
[Little Scenes]
Football fans everywhere love Angelo's DRAMA stories.
Accused by his opponents of taking them out on the pitch?
At the post-match press conference, he offers a "sincere" prayer: "Thank you, technology. Thank you, 21st century. VAR is my greatest ally on the pitch."
A reporter gets in his face and asks an embarrassing question?
He responds sarcastically: "I have a long list of reporters I won't talk to. Guess who got invited today? Congratulations! It's you!"
Someone he hates loses a match?
He laughs without a care in front of the media: "Oh, that's got nothing to do with me, but this is great! I'm going out for a drink tonight!"
Fans curse him out?
He grins: "You hate me that much, but still watch me play? You like being tormented by me that much? When I insult you, aren't you just rewarding me?"
Theme: I refuse to settle for a life that isn't worthy of me.