The Zombie Madam's Coffin Lid Won't Stay Shut

[Coming soon] My Cowardly Demon God Desperately Wants to Go Home. Please add it to your collection! The blurb is at the bottom.

The zombie wife is furious!

She wakes up to find five of the six coffins empty. Her son is missing?

She checks the letter: he's run away from home to explore his birthplace?

She shoots a murderous glare at the zombie husband, who is puffing smoke and looking unconcerned. (Zombie wife: If only I'd watched a couple more of Uncle Ying's movies before I transmigrated, you'd be the one worrying here.)

She slaps him, hauls him to his feet, and drags him out of the coffin to look for their son. Find him, or you'll get a divorce letter!

Enjoy this zombie couple's wild adventures in search of their son:

[Raise the Coffin, Make a Fortune]: Their eldest was born in Gold Village, where gold, silver, mines, and zombies abound. Everyone, watch your necks. Black or white, there's a zombie for everyone.

[We'll Protect Each Other, Coffin and All]: Their second was born in Wood Village, where there are flowers and trees (there aren't), and you're close to nature (not really). Mountain spirits are up to mischief, and leaping zombies are on the prowl. Fresh air is yours to enjoy at any moment.

[Mind Your Own Coffin]: Their third was born in Water Village, a place of lovely mountains, clear waters, and beautiful scenery... Shh, don't lie, or a flying zombie might give you a surprise kiss.

[The Beauty in the Coffin]: Their fourth was born in Fire Village, where drought demons command ghosts and underworld flames scorch the soul. Old enemies meet again, and their eyes burn with hatred.

[The Ancient Village Beneath the Coffin]: Their fifth was born in Earth Village, with an ancient village underground. The zombie husband returns to his hometown, where a feud between twins stretching back ten thousand years awaits. Zombies and Daoists can never coexist... Just kidding.

A mysterious voice appears. Why does the brother-in-law tell his nephew to run away from home in the middle of the night? What is hidden in their birthplace? What secrets lie in the zombie husband's past? Is it brotherly devotion or a false front? Is this a family drama, or can zombies and Daoists never coexist?

See how the zombie wife takes all six in tow, cuts through the fog, and uncovers the truth from ten thousand years ago.

Also known as The Daoist, the Zombie Demon King, and Their Children. It's an adventure-focused story with plenty of fun and excitement.

Reader's Guide:

1. Apart from the zombie couple occasionally showing off their love, none of the other characters have romantic pairings. Pair them up yourselves. Hehehe, if enough people insist, Liu Yi will arrange something for them, though writing romance is really hard.

2. The exorcism methods in this story draw on films and online sources, but include original elements. Do not imitate them, and don't take them too seriously!

3. The author's writing style is inconsistent. I write for fun, and hope you enjoy reading it too.

My Cowardly Demon God Desperately Wants to Go Home

Blurb:

Nian Guoyu had been asleep for a hundred years when an earthquake sent him flying out of his hometown, bed and all, leaving him and his bed separated.

He wakes up and opens his eyes. He's not in bed, but in a graveyard?

He gets up and looks closer. His original body is gone. Did his soul transmigrate?

He returns home to find himself a kind, simple-minded prince?

He lies down on the bed and spots a dazzlingly pale male consort?

He has his doubts, but decides to make the best of things. So...

He helps his trembling wife to her feet, puts on the cuckold's hat, and takes the blame.

He slaps the shameless emperor, puts on an iron vest, and guards against assassination.

He finds his scattered underlings, all top talents in their fields, and is relieved.

He asks around about his missing hometown, gets some good news, and heads home.

Just as everything seems to be heading toward a happily-ever-after,

The king, Lai Jingyi, suddenly falls gravely ill and seeks an elixir of immortality. Nian Guoyu is forced to take on the task. Figuring he might as well look for the medicine while making his way home, he sets off on a journey to find both the elixir and his way back.

Three months later...

Nian Guoyu: Ah! Why is my hometown so far away?

Underling A flaps his wings and asks: Are you sure you don't have any dark demonic power left?

Nian Guoyu: What do you think?

Underling A: Don't tell me what I think. Tell me what you think.

Nian Guoyu curses: Bleep bleep bleep... fuck bleep bleep... damn... hell...

Underling B: Looks like the boss learned another new language back home. He's amazing, as always!

Theme: Humans and nonhumans can live together in harmony.