Coming soon: The Zombie Madam Can't Keep the Coffin Lid Down. Blurb at the end, please add it to your reading list!
After transmigrating to another world, Zhang Fengnian spent twenty years being a couch potato. Lately, though, he's been getting tossed around a lot.
First, his blood-soaked senior brother knocked on his window in the middle of the night to confess his love.
Then an imperial decree assigned him to the Rare Artifacts Squad. What a headache.jpg
The demon race's treasure hunt could use someone, sure, but... Senior Brother, why are you here too??
Treasure-Hunting Guide:
[Curio One: Fragrant Velvet Thread]
Made from the fur of the fragrant velvet beast. Legend says stitches made with it never leave a scar.
Zhang Fengnian: But why is everyone in Fragrant Velvet Village bald?
[Curio Two: Ghost Blood Pearl]
A pearl made from the heart's blood of the Ghost Hawk Saintess. Legend says it can break any curse.
Zhang Fengnian: Saintess, you can't use this to cast an Eternal Love Curse. Use it to bind a couple together!
[Curio Three: Scorching Smoke Water]
Refined from the venom of the snake race. Legend says it can cure any poison.
Zhang Fengnian: Where are the venomous snakes? How did the only one with venom glands run away from home?
[More curios to be unlocked]
Life among the demon race is all cute and lovely, but Zhang Fengnian accidentally uncovers the dark secrets of the Heavenly Cultivation Pavilion!
With a beauty at his side (Senior Brother), demon friends at his back (the old, weak, sick, and disabled), and a human war god backing him up (in the late stages of middle age), taking down the big boss should be a piece of cake... right?!
Watch as this couch potato turns his life around and leads his gang (not really) to defeat evil. Long live justice~
Coming soon: The Zombie Madam Can't Keep the Coffin Lid Down
Blurb:
The Zombie Madam is furious!
She wakes up to find six coffins, five of them empty. Her son is missing?
A look at the letter reveals he's run away from home to go adventuring in his birthplace?
She shoots a fierce glare at the Zombie Mister, who's puffing away, completely unconcerned. (Zombie Madam: If only I'd watched a few more Uncle Ying movies before I transmigrated, who knows which of us would be smoking after this!)
She grabs the Zombie Mister by the collar and hauls him out of the coffin to find their son. Or else, he's getting served divorce papers!
Enjoy the zombie couple's wild adventure to find their son:
[Make a Fortune in a Rising Coffin]: Their eldest was born in Gold Village, where gold, silver, mines, and zombies abound. Everyone, protect your necks. Black or white, there's a zombie for you.
[Coffins Protecting One Another]: Their second was born in Wood Village, with flowers and trees (there aren't any), close to nature (not really), and mischievous mountain spirits (one word: vicious). Hopping zombies are on the loose too, ready to help you breathe some fresh air at any moment.
[What Does It Have to Do with Your Coffin?]: Their third was born in Water Village, with lovely mountains, lovely water, and lovely scenery... Shh, don't lie, or a flying zombie might give you a forced kiss.
[Beauty in the Coffin]: Their fourth was born in Fire Village, where drought demons command ghosts and netherworld flames scorch the souls of the living. Old enemies meet, and their eyes blaze with hatred.
[Ancient Village Beneath the Coffin]: Their fifth was born in Earth Village, where an ancient village lies underground. The Zombie Mister returns to his hometown, where a ten-thousand-year feud between twins plays out. Zombies and Daoists can never coexist (or so you'd think).
A mysterious voice appears. Why does the eldest brother-in-law call his nephew to run away from home in the middle of the night? What is hidden in their birthplace?
What secrets lie in the Zombie Mister's origins? Is their brotherhood genuine or a sham? Is this a family drama, or can zombies and Daoists never coexist?
Watch as the Zombie Madam takes six in tow, pierces the fog, and uncovers the truth from ten thousand years ago.
Theme: Perseverance is victory!
The names of Qingshan and Qingzhe are reversed, right?
Awesome, this village, hahahahahahaha
After writing the first book, Liuyi suddenly discovered a few things: 1. I can't write emotional scenes, I'm not good at writing. 2. I can't write anything that is too professional, and it gets stuck. Future direction: 1. The next article may start with an old couple showing off their affection, and take a plot direction. 2. Work hard to study derivative videos and try one within a controllable range. 3. Hahaha, everyone, take a look at the new article on June 1st, "Zombie Mrs…", Click to favorite it, thank you, dears!
Hey hey hey, let's read the second volume of June 1st, click to favorite it, it will be released at the end of the month~
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