After I Dumped the Protagonist, I Got Caught in Love Triangles Every Day

#IThoughtIWasTheGong# #TheScumGongGetsCaughtInAClusterfuck# Mu Xinglang transmigrated into a danmei novel as a cannon-fodder scum gong. The scum gong was awful, and he had hurt and mistreated all four of the protagonists. Once they saw through him, the protagonists banded together and paired off into two happy endings. The scum gong was left to be mocked by everyone and sent abroad in disgrace. The System told him that if he wanted to return to his original world, he had to follow the plot and act according to character. Hah. I’m the scum gong? Everyone else is the shou as far as I’m concerned. Mu Xinglang, charge! In the story, the scum gong set his sights on Shou Number One, flirted with him, then refused to take responsibility. When asked what their relationship was, he looked confused and asked, “Aren’t we friends?” For the sake of their families’ interests, the scum gong was expected to marry Shou Number Two. He hated being forced into a relationship, so he often took out his frustration on Shou Number Two, insulting him until the little affection the other man had for him was gone. “Are you frigid? You’re like a block of wood. I’m a carnivore.” Shou Number Three was a friend of the scum gong’s older brother. The scum gong discovered a side of him no one else knew, but treated him the same as always. Shou Number Three thought he was special, until one day he overheard him say, “Disgusting. He’s the only person in the world who knows how to put on an act.” Shou Number Four was a younger, impoverished university student who worked at a bar. Someone suggested that whoever finished a whole table of drinks would get a huge sum of money. Shou Number Four drank them all, only to be told how much the drinks cost. If he could drink them, then he’d earned that money. The young man went pale with despair. He had thought he could use the money to pay for his mother’s surgery. In the end, the scum gong walked up to him and tossed him a bank card without a care. The young man was deeply grateful. One day, he found the scum gong and told him he would definitely pay him back. The scum gong sneered, mocked him for never earning that much in his entire life, and said viciously, “Pay me back? Using this trick to get men to fall for you... How boring.” Later, the young man won nearly ten million yuan in an international competition. He tossed the card in front of the scum gong and made him eat his words. Mu Xinglang followed the plot step by step. He waited for Shou One and Shou Three to treat him with cold contempt, for Shou Two to reject the arranged marriage and make his family despise him, and for Shou Four to slap him in the face with that card. Instead, what happened was: Shou One grabbed his face, eyes dark and turbulent. “Friends? Do I have to fuck you to death in bed before we stop being friends?” Shou Two took off his glasses and yanked loose his tie. Beneath his cool voice, something was about to break free. “A carnivore? Good. So am I.” Shou Three smiled, but his eyes revealed a pathological madness. “Disgusting? Then how about you always show your truest self in front of me, darling?” Shou Four finally took out the card. The young man’s features were handsome and resolute, his eyes full of determination. “Can I do it now? Use the trick to get men to fall for me?” Mu Xinglang: “...” *Screams like a groundhog.jpg* And another thing: Even if they refuse to follow the plot, why are these men, who are all supposed to be the shou, taller and bigger than him? And why can they carry him in their arms like a princess? Under the night sky, a man wrapped an arm around the young man’s waist and kissed him deeply. When they parted, the man’s thumb brushed over the young man’s red eyes, damp with tears. “You’re crying already, just from a kiss?” I’m done. Weren’t I supposed to be the gong? * 1. A shou who thinks he’s straight and wants to be the gong, with a bit of a universally adored protagonist vibe. 2. The gong is split into pieces, and he returns to the original world with the shou. 3. Though the gong is split into pieces, their parts aren’t equally prominent. During the transmigration-into-a-book arc, Huo Shen is the main focus. 1v1. 4. After they return to the original world, the four gongs merge into one and their memories combine. The story of past events will be shown from different perspectives. Ex-Boyfriends in the Apocalypse [A fiery, melodramatic love-triangle story] After a sudden acid rain, a zombie virus broke out and the world’s order collapsed in no time. No electricity or running water, no fresh food, and no glamorous lifestyle. Lu Qingchi, a young master who loved his comforts, couldn’t stand the thought of it. The world’s ending. Might as well die. That was what the young master Lu thought after holding out for half a month. So when a zombie charged at him, he lay back in his rocking chair and closed his eyes instead of dodging. Let’s get this over with. He hoped it would bite his head clean off. He wanted to die for good. He had no intention of becoming a stinking zombie. But the zombie didn’t bite through his neck. Its foul-smelling blood splattered all over him instead. Young Master Lu opened his eyes and saw his ex-boyfriend through the zombie’s corpse. This was the first one. There would be a second, then a third. The first: “You like him that much? He’s dead, so you don’t even care if you live or die?” The second: “What do you want from me? You don’t like the person I pretend to be, and you don’t like who I really am. Do I have to lock you up so you won’t leave me? The world’s ending. You know I can do it.” The third: “A husband in a game isn’t a real husband? Back then, you called me ‘big brother’ and ‘husband’ every other word. Can you just pretend none of that counted now?” A melodramatic love-triangle story Theme: No matter their identity, everyone is the protagonist of their own life.