Recommending my ongoing novel, My Gong Is a Monster Villain
# My beautiful sleeping gong of three years is actually a monster villain! #
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[Dear big brother, today I'm setting off on a long voyage!]
Lu Guiqiu transmigrated, becoming an edgy teenager who was "living under someone else's roof."
The original owner was an edgy shut-in who spent his days locked in his room, gaming like crazy, occasionally emerging to spout some cringey lines...
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Zhuang Fei had been asked by Father Zhuang to check on this edgy teenager. He looked down on him and wanted to see just how edgy a nineteen-year-old could be.
Lu Guiqiu had only just transmigrated and still had no idea what was going on. Seeing Zhuang Fei, he clasped his hands in greeting. "I am Lu Guiqiu. May I ask how I should address you, sir?"
Zhuang Fei: ...!
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Out of concern for young people's mental health, Zhuang Fei decided to make the little edgelord experience more of the real world and give up his unrealistic fantasies.
Zhuang Fei cautiously asked, "What do you want to do in the future?"
Lu Guiqiu replied with a determined look, "Right wrongs and fight for justice!"
Zhuang Fei took a deep breath: ...Very good.
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Late at night, he heard rustling downstairs. Zhuang Fei went down and flicked on the light, and immediately spotted someone sneaking around by the front door.
Zhuang Fei frowned. "What are you doing in the middle of the night?"
Lu Guiqiu didn't turn around. He tightened the little bundle slung over his shoulder. "I'm going to roam the world and fight for justice!"
Zhuang Fei's eye twitched. "Where did you get that bundle?"
Lu Guiqiu guiltily glanced to the right. Zhuang Fei followed his gaze and saw the refrigerator's dust cover, which had mysteriously disappeared.
Zhuang Fei: ...Splendid.
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Zhuang Fei had drunk a little at a business dinner and was feeling dizzy. He started a video call with the little edgelord to ask how his day had gone.
Lu Guiqiu was excited. "Big brother, I performed today, and everyone said it was great!"
Zhuang Fei asked, "What did you perform?"
Lu Guiqiu: "A sword dance!"
Zhuang Fei sucked in a sharp breath and sobered up instantly. A sword dance?! He pictured this: on a huge sports field, the little edgelord held a tree branch and swung it around, swish, swish, swish, looking confident and composed as he moved wildly and frantically.
[Worrywart, scheming gong with the soul of an overworked dad x cheerful, sunny shou]
[Reading Guide]
· 1v1, lighthearted, no angst, sweet story, presumed single-couple
· The gong and shou are not related by blood or family ties, and are not registered in the same household
· Includes a side couple, no melodrama, happy ending
· Not about the martial world, and there aren't many edgy elements. Just a sweet little story
■ Important Note ■ The story loses steam later on. I originally wanted a humorous style, but couldn't keep it up. I don't recommend buying the whole thing at once. Read as far as you like.
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The Cannon Fodder Husband of the Strong, Tragic Male Lead (Transmigrating Into a Book)
[Spend time with pigs and you become stupid; spend time with sand and you become a fool]
Shi Jing transmigrated into a book, becoming the cannon-fodder husband of the strong, tragic protagonist.
The protagonist had been framed and was unconscious after a car accident, with no feeling in his legs. While he was unconscious, the villain persuaded the protagonist's grandmother to find him a husband to bring him good luck: the original owner.
The original owner had been bought off by the villain to harm the protagonist, but the protagonist struck back, drove him insane, and sent him to a psychiatric hospital.
Shi Jing: (⊙.⊙)
Luckily, the original owner had never met the protagonist. Today was the day the protagonist was being discharged, so Shi Jing decided to show a little goodwill first.
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Gu Chengmo knew that his grandmother had been persuaded to bring home a husband for him. He planned to give the man a warning so he'd behave himself, then find a chance to divorce him once everything was taken care of.
With a stern expression, he pushed open the door and immediately saw someone in the smoke-filled kitchen, holding a plate and smiling at him.
Behind him, flames shot up a full meter.
Gu Chengmo's stern expression fell apart: ...?!*&@tg#^
He never dreamed that, fresh out of the hospital, he would be able to spin his wheelchair into a drift.
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After a while, Gu Chengmo had formed a clear opinion of this husband he'd acquired on the cheap.
This man had definitely been sent by someone to wreck his life.
Shi Jing blinked and said eagerly, "Go on, eat! I spent the whole day working on this."
Gu Chengmo asked expressionlessly, "What is it?"
Shi Jing said seriously, "Cake!"
Gu Chengmo smiled and turned his head, staring straight at him as he stabbed the "cake" with a fork. It made a loud thump each time. How about you listen to that yourself?
Shi Jing guiltily looked away: ●ω●
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To make up for all the "crimes" he'd committed, Shi Jing specially spent a fortune to have a high-end wheelchair made for Gu Chengmo.
Gu Chengmo narrowed his eyes suspiciously. "You haven't done something weird again, have you?"
Shi Jing looked completely sincere. "How could I? I'm not that kind of person."
Since his current wheelchair was broken and the new one hadn't arrived yet, Gu Chengmo had no choice but to take the one Shi Jing gave him to a meeting at the office.
It had every feature and was comfortable to use. He'd been thinking that Shi Jing had finally come through for once.
That is, until he put on his presentation and pulled the curtains closed.
His wheelchair suddenly burst into a riot of colorful lights in the conference room, accompanied by powerful music.
Everyone attending bowed their heads as one: Hold it in, no matter what!
Gu Chengmo gritted his teeth. "Shi! Jing!"
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Original protagonist: Gloomy, cold and heartless. I want revenge.
CEO Gu: Gloomy mode loading... interrupted... I need to go see what that money-wasting idiot is up to now.
[The gloomy, overbearing gong keeps getting tricked but never learns, and is forced to break character every day x A bright, cheerful, playful shou who loves making things, has no talent but is hooked, and enjoys fooling around]
[Reading Guide]
· Gong and shou are single-couple, a lighthearted sweet story, no melodrama, happy ending
· The gong's legs will recover later on
· The shou loves tinkering with food, but knows his cooking tastes awful, so he makes it for other people to suffer through
Theme: Care for the mental health of young people
Hahahaha, maybe it's more than just a dream
Wuwuwuwu, so the eldest brother is the master in the previous life, right?
Zhuang Fei: The road to pursuing my wife is long, but the resistance is myself!
Damn, the point is this, baby, the point is to kiss! It's seduction!
Damn, the parents regard Qi as their prospective daughter-in-law. This is (yin and yang weird)
Group discussion, such a familiar activity woo woo woo
Woohoo, woohoo, will you get this necklace back by then?
Tsk tsk tsk, I'm jealous (?ω?)
Hahahahahahahahaha so familiar ""
Wow, big brother is cute too