Please, Don’t Tarnish the Reputation of Our School

After performing surgery all night, Ye Qi'an suddenly dies. When he wakes up again, he has transmigrated into a university campus danmei romance novel, becoming a minor background character: a university professor and deputy chief of neurosurgery at Saint Lai Hospital in City A.

At first, Ye Qi'an thinks that as a background character, all he has to do is watch the main couple fall in love and get on with his own life.

But the moment the word “med student” enters the picture...

Everything changes.

Ye Qi'an is open-minded. He can accept his students making googly eyes at each other and shamelessly dating. But as their medical school advisor, he just can't let it slide.

What, you're not going to your residency training? You're not taking the medical licensing exam? You're not writing your thesis? You're not publishing papers? You're not doing experiments? You're not going to work?

Dating, dating, dating. What are you dating for? Where are you finding the time and energy to date?!

Ye Qi'an opens his eyes and immediately starts whipping his students into shape. He doesn't expect them to be ambitious and hardworking, only to restore their medical ethics and stop bringing shame on their school.

Rule one: Don't tell me a fortune-teller said your fate means you'll never publish a paper. I don't believe in fate. Write. As long as writing doesn't kill you, write until it does. Smile :)

Rule two: When rotating through the hospital, don't act like an overgrown baby. Remember, you're half a doctor already. If you can solve a problem yourself, don't come crying to me.

Rule three: When attending academic conferences, even if you don't understand a word, nod along and pretend to think. Your mind can be blank, but your notebook can't.

Rule four: Whether you're at school, in the hospital, or attending an event somewhere, don't ask random questions. At the very least, try not to reveal you're an idiot the moment you open your mouth.

Rule twenty: If, and I mean if (though preferably there won't be any ifs), you get into trouble, please don't give them my name. Thanks.

Ye Qi'an: And one last thing, don't try to set me up with anyone. I'm devoting myself to academic research. Dating will only slow down how fast I publish in top journals.

The male lead gong quietly recorded Ye Qi'an saying all that, then secretly sent it to his uncle as soon as he got home.

That night, afterward, Feng Jin chuckled softly in Ye Qi'an's ear. “So, am I slowing down how fast you publish in top journals?”

Tips:

1. Younger gong. They get together physically first, then fall in love. This couple will never break up or switch roles!

2. Though I'm pretty good at understanding people, I have to admit I'm just an ordinary workhorse. I'm only good at cursing out my bosses and getting cursed out by them. I'm genuinely not an expert in medicine, and most of what I know comes from research, so there are bound to be some mistakes. I hope you'll understand. It might be better to read it as a story set in an imaginary world~

3. This ninja has said countless times that they're going to quit, but still hasn't. I say I'm looking for a better job while holding on to this one, but in reality I'm just looking for another job while holding on to this one. Same question as always: does anyone have an employee referral? Aaah, I can escape Jiangxi!

All right, whenever I can't sleep, my brain gets going and I want to write another workplace novel. I looked through my planned stories and decided on this one!

"Assistant Qi Still Can't Quit Today":

Qi Shining has worked as an assistant to Xiang Xianchuan, the head of the Xiang Group, for three years. The pay is steady and generous, and his coworkers are friendly and enthusiastic, but Qi Shining still decides to resign. He never gets the chance to submit his resignation, though, before hearing that Xiang Xianchuan has been in a car accident.

Xiang Xianchuan falls into a coma, and the Xiang Group is beset by troubles both inside and out. Xiang Xianchuan's father asks Qi Shining to do one more thing for him.

Find Xiang Xianchuan's twin brother, then teach him to impersonate Xiang Xianchuan and stabilize the Xiang Group.

Xiang Xianchuan once gave Qi Shining his big break, and after much hesitation, Qi Shining agrees. Once he finds Xiang Xianchuan's younger brother, Lu Ji, he begins teaching him every last detail of how to impersonate Xiang Xianchuan.

But the usually efficient, capable workaholic Assistant Qi hits a wall for the first time when dealing with Lu Ji.

First, his appearance and wardrobe: from his build and figure to his clothing style, even down to accessories like watches and ties, everything has to match Xiang Xianchuan exactly.

Lu Ji: This watch costs 6.8 million? Did you buy it in installments?

Qi Shining: ...In full.

Lu Ji: I have to pay in installments even if I spend 680 yuan.

Then there's the work itself. From the basics of understanding project contracts to negotiating deals, securing investments, and bidding for contracts, Qi Shining guides Lu Ji every step of the way.

Qi Shining: You need to understand what market this project is targeting.

Lu Ji: What market? Would a farmers' market work? I've been to plenty of those.

Qi Shining: ...

And finally, there are his special skills and hobbies, including foreign languages, golf, horseback riding, fencing, tennis, skiing, and so on.

With Qi Shining's painstaking, all-around guidance, Lu Ji grows increasingly skilled at imitating Xiang Xianchuan, and at last can face the Xiang Group's hostile pack of wolves on his own.

Qi Shining breathes a sigh of relief and prepares to leave after completing his mission and quitting, only to realize that Lu Ji has started looking at him rather strangely.

Tips:

1. Lu Ji is the gong.

2. The shou is the CEO's senior assistant, a highly experienced role that covers every aspect of business and operations. The workload is enormous, from business receptions, document writing, and scheduling to department coordination, crisis management, and decision support... He's a seasoned office worker with three years of experience and excellent job skills, so he knows the company inside and out and can handle the one-on-one coaching described in the blurb.

3. This is a fantasy born from my last days of working myself to the bone. When I was little, if I got a bad test score and my parents scolded me, I'd run back to my room in tears, slowly slide down against the door, and swear that one day I'd become a cold, merciless study machine. Now that I'm grown up, it's the same: when my boss scolds me, I hide under the covers and cry while swearing I'll become a cold, merciless work machine. Fist pump/

Theme: Respect your teachers and keep striving to improve.