One Small Tip for Unemployment Every Day

[The story next door is underway! If you’re interested, feel free to check it out~]

Chi Xiting worked day and night for seven years, only to drop dead from exhaustion on the very night he was promoted to director.

When he opened his eyes again, Chi Xiting found himself inside an urban workplace power fantasy about wealthy families, where he’d become a corporate drone with barely five minutes of screen time.

And not even a clever one: just a clueless little intern with an innocent, vacant look in his eyes.

Chi Xiting: “Great, just great. I’ve been away for half my life, and I’m back to being a newbie.”

His death in his previous life was still fresh in his mind, so this time Chi Xiting decided to fight back against the 996 grind and settle for being a slacker at work.

After all, the main point of having a job was to take it easy.

But taking it too easy…

Wasn’t great for his boss.

*

Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, Chu Yu was an outstanding prodigy who had always had life go his way. He was handsome, rich, and successful at a young age. After inheriting the family business, he quickly rose to fame, expanding the Chu empire to unprecedented heights and becoming the new “legend of the business world” in everyone’s eyes.

As the biggest villain standing in the way of the male lead’s rise, Chu Yu was undoubtedly successful and exceptional, the envy of all.

But none of that mattered now…

Because he was Chi Xiting’s unlucky boss.

*

Chi Xiting guiltily climbed down from Chu Yu’s reserved seat and sneaked a few glances at him, trying to look calm. “What are you so busy with, Mr. Chu? You even forgot to get in the car.”

Chu Yu pushed up his glasses and gave Chi Xiting a smile that didn’t reach his eyes. Then he glanced at the driver, who had gotten so caught up chatting with Chi Xiting that he’d driven off without noticing Chu Yu hadn’t gotten in. In a quiet voice, he said, “Busy drawing up a contract to transfer my shares.”

Chi Xiting blinked. “?”

Chu Yu gave a faint smile. “I’ll transfer all the shares to you. You can take my place from now on.”

Chi Xiting: “...”

Tips

1: A rant written by someone who doesn’t want to work. It’s full of resentment toward work, so those who love their jobs should probably steer clear.

2: Those who love working, your hobby really is pretty niche.

3: A serious warning: the love interest just hates working, but he isn’t a rich second-generation heir, so he’ll still work to survive.

4: I’ve made all the workplace descriptions more flattering than reality. There’s no company as normal as the Chu Group in this world. If there is, please refer me for a job QAQ

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Coming soon: Please Stop Bringing Shame on Our Sect! The synopsis is below. Dear leaders, please approve it, and do me a favor by adding it to your favorites. Salutes/

After staying up all night to perform surgery, Ye Qi’an dropped dead. When he woke up again, he’d been transported into a college-campus danmei romance novel, as a background character who was a university professor and deputy chief of surgery at Saint Lai Hospital in City A.

He thought that as a background character, all he had to do was watch the main couple fall in love and get on with his own life.

But once the words “medical student” get involved…

Everything changes.

Ye Qi’an is open-minded. He can accept his students being all lovey-dovey and carrying on shamelessly, but as their medical supervisor, he can’t stand it.

What, you’re not going to your residency? You’re not taking your medical licensing exam? You’re not writing your thesis? You’re not publishing papers? You’re not doing experiments? You don’t care about your work? All you do is date, date, date. Where are you finding the time and energy to be in love?!

Ye Qi’an opens his eyes each morning and starts whipping his students into shape. He doesn’t ask them to be ambitious, only to restore their medical ethics and stop bringing shame on their sect.

First: Don’t tell me a fortune-teller said you’re destined never to publish a paper. I don’t believe in fate. Write. As long as you don’t write yourself to death, keep writing until you drop. Smile :)

Second: Don’t act like a helpless baby during your hospital rotations. Remember, you’re half a doctor already. If you can solve a problem yourself, don’t come crying to me.

Third: When attending academic conferences, even if you don’t understand a word, nod along and look thoughtful. Your mind can be blank, but your notebook can’t.

Fourth: Whether you’re at school, in the hospital, or attending an event, don’t ask questions willy-nilly. Try not to open your mouth and immediately let everyone know you’re an idiot.

Twentieth: If you ever, and I mean ever (though it’d be best if it never happens), get yourself into trouble, please don’t give them my name. Thank you.

Ye Qi’an: And one last thing. Don’t try to set me up with anyone. I’m devoted to academic research. Dating will only slow down my top-journal publications.

The male lead secretly recorded Ye Qi’an’s words and sent them to his uncle as soon as he got home.

That very night, Ye Qi’an was thoroughly “topped” by Feng Jin. Feng Jin chuckled in his ear: “What, am I slowing down your top-journal publications?”

Tips:

1: I haven’t done postgraduate studies and I’m not a medical student. I’ve researched and studied all the medical knowledge myself, so please forgive any mistakes or omissions. QAQ

2: There’ll be some patient stories, including surgical procedures, but I made all of it up, made it up, made it up.

3: Sex first, love later. Here’s to lots of making love for the rest of our lives.

Theme: Life isn’t a track, it’s a wilderness.