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Pre-release: The Eunuch Before the Throne, Eating Gossip Online
[Sharp-tongued, talkative eunuch who grovels for forgiveness vs. seemingly pitiful but truly scheming emperor] Please add it to your collection. The blurb is below, and you can save it from my profile page~
Novel blurb:
With retirement just around the corner, Shang Zhiran suddenly receives an assignment from his superior: go rescue the Scum Gong Redemption System.
Shang Zhiran refuses. His superior resorts to violent enforcement and kicks him straight into a small world. His dream of retirement shattered, Shang Zhiran decides to lie flat and give up.
It wasn't voluntary, and he won't cooperate.
Later:
"System, ask the central bureau if I can bring my spouse along when I retire."
Blurb two:
The System has struck out three times in a row in its beginner world, failing to assist all three of its Hosts. At last, it finds someone powerful to lean on.
The System is bursting with confidence. This time, it will definitely escape the beginner world!
But...
[Host, hurry and go help the protagonist shou! This is a great chance to redeem yourself.]
Shang Zhiran pretends not to hear.
[Host, the protagonist shou ran off! Hurry after him and explain everything!]
Shang Zhiran says to an NPC, "It's too cold. Hurry and close the door."
[Host, the next scene is a very important plot point. This time, you must save the protagonist shou!!]
Shang Zhiran strides onward, paying no attention to what's happening around him.
System: ???
The System complains bitterly. Shang Zhiran ignores it.
System: [I'm furious! I'm going to report you!]
Later...
Shang Zhiran, wearing a pained expression as he chases after his beloved: "Explain this to me. Why do I transmigrate into the exact moment the protagonist shou gets dumped every single time?"
System: [Hah! Serves you right!]
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[School World]
[Poor-student rich second-generation gong and disabled, insecure shou]: The scum gong dates the protagonist shou because of a bet. The Host, forced into a quick transmigration world, treats the protagonist shou with disdain (until he falls for him).
[Vampire World]
[Blood hunter gong and gloomy vampire count shou]: A count who never drinks human blood buys a slave gong being auctioned in the underground city to conceal his identity.
The gong discovers that the count is badly injured, beyond recovery, and near death. A blood hunter did it.
The gong glances at his own cross and blood hunter badge, then quietly pulls his little secret identity tighter around himself.
[Infinite Flow World]
[Ruthless, scheming gong and gloomy cannon-fodder shou]: The rules call for a vote to choose someone to die, and the shou gets voted out.
P.S. The gong himself cast the vote (not really).
[Merfolk World]
[Bewitching mermaid gong and shou who seems like a cold, aloof beauty but is naive about the world]: A researcher, immersed in experiments for years, naively trusts the mermaid he keeps. The experiment fails, and overnight he goes from being admired by everyone to becoming a despised traitor to the empire. Then the researcher is reborn.
[Insect World]
[Swindler gong and disabled young lord shou]: A male insect prince falls ill and becomes a cripple. His army captures hundreds of Federation soldiers, and one of the prisoners volunteers, claiming he can cure the prince. The prince regains his will to live, but it is all an elaborate con carefully planned by the swindler to save his own skin.
... (More worlds will be added as I write them.)
Please note!!!
1. The gong spoils the shou. The story is told mostly from the gong's perspective. Sometimes they're evenly matched, sometimes one is stronger, and sometimes the other is.
2. The shou is pitiful in every world, sickly or badly wounded. The reasons and outcomes will be revealed. The gong falls for the shou quickly, and the reason and outcome will be explained too.
Every world features mutual devotion. If you think the gong or shou is acting like a doormat early on, you just haven't read far enough.
3. The shou is a character fragment, with a different personality in each world. One-on-one, both are sexually inexperienced.
4. Every world after the first has a love triangle.
5. The insect world is set in a fictional universe and has no connection to reality. Please don't draw parallels with real life.
If you happen to see this and are interested, please add it to your collection~
Pre-release blurb:
The Eunuch Before the Throne, Eating Gossip Online
[Sharp-tongued, talkative eunuch who grovels for forgiveness vs. seemingly pitiful but truly scheming emperor]
Chen Jiao transmigrates into a book.
But as a eunuch.
In his previous life, he worked diligently as an office drone serving his boss.
In this life, he works diligently like a beast of burden serving the emperor. The only difference is that the book says the emperor is a poor judge of character, incompetent and foolish, and beheads people whenever they displease him.
Armed with knowledge of the plot, Chen Jiao protects his own head while watching events unfold, unaware that both the emperor and the empress dowager can hear his thoughts.
Consort Duan falls into the water and miscarries.
"Your Majesty, please see reason! I don't know how I offended Sister Consort Shu. Please give our child justice!"
Chen Jiao: [Justice for what? It's not even the emperor's child.]
Emperor: ?
Chen Jiao: [The child was conceived when you and Prince Ning had an affair. Afraid the timing won't add up and you'll be found out, you framed Consort Shu.]
Emperor: ...
Consort Shu is falsely accused.
Chen Jiao: [Well, not entirely falsely. She doesn't like men at all. Her true love is Lady Wang. They share a little bed every night.]
Emperor: ...
Chen Jiao: [Minister Li of the Ministry of Personnel takes bribes. Who knows how much he has lined his pockets with.]
The very next moment, Minister Li is stripped of his position and his home is searched. Several chests of gold, silver, and jewels are found and transferred to the national treasury.
Chen Jiao: [Minister Zhang of the Ministry of Revenue has an even greener hat than the emperor. Neither his sons nor grandsons are his. They're all Steward Wang's.]
Within days, Minister Zhang's sons and grandsons leave with nothing. In the height of summer, Minister Zhang catches a chill and takes to his bed, never to recover.
Chen Jiao: [Censor Su from the Censorate likes wearing his wife's underclothes. But he only wears them if his wife has worn them first.]
After that, Minister Su never argues with the emperor in court again. Whatever the emperor says goes.
Chen Jiao: [General Xu's father was shot dead by Prince Ning, and Prince Ning crippled his younger brother. But he thinks Prince Ning saved his brother's life, so he's grateful and works himself to the bone for him, even raising troops for free. Tsk, tsk...]
Later, Prince Ning rebels and joins forces with the rebels inside the city. At this critical moment, the city's soldiers turn against him.
Prince Ning: You played me?
The court officials: Who said His Majesty was incompetent and inferior to the late emperor? I think His Majesty clearly has extraordinary talent.
Chen Jiao is also baffled. Why isn't everything going the way it did in the novel? Even the emperor isn't as foolish and tyrannical as the book described.
Romance blurb:
Chen Jiao, a twenty-eight-year-old soul in an eighteen-year-old body, knows the plot and feels deeply protective of the young emperor.
He ascended the throne while still young. Wolves stalk him from both sides, and his own mother is unreliable.
Chen Jiao thinks bluntly, "Poor kid."
According to the plot, the young emperor won't live more than a few years anyway. He might as well be a little nicer to him!
Xiao Luanye grits his teeth: "I'm pitiful?" "Little brother?" "I'll be nicer to him because he's so pitiful!"
Chen Jiao stares in stunned silence, trapped on the imperial bed by Xiao Luanye, who is a head taller than him. There is nowhere to run.
A night of wild passion.
Xiao Luanye twirls a strand of Chen Jiao's hair and asks, "Am I still a child?"
Chen Jiao covers his face, retreating into himself as he mourns his vanished modesty.
Afterwards, Chen Jiao can't figure it out: Why does the emperor know what I'm thinking?
[Could the emperor really be a genius?]
Xiao Luanye, putting on a serious face: Yes. I am a genius.
Content warnings:
1. Scheming younger emperor gong x timid, gossip-loving eunuch shou. Mind-reading, happy ending, one-on-one, younger gong.
2. Lots of inner monologue and a talkative shou. Their actual age gap is three years, and their mental age gap is ten.
3. There are court politics and a harem, but the author is terrible at political intrigue, so there won't be much of it.
4. A mash-up of historical dynasties, not serious political intrigue. Research purists, please stay away. Thank you!
5. Extreme gong-top/shou-bottom fans, please stay away. Thanks!
Scheduled to start in April. Daily updates once it begins, between 9 p.m. and midnight.
Theme: Face every hardship in life with positivity, sunshine, and optimism.
Request for collection in advance—— [The talkative emperor's slippery kneeling eunuch vs the fake and pitiful emperor who is really evil] Chen Jiao is wearing a book But a eunuch. In my previous life, I worked diligently as a social animal service boss. In this life, he worked diligently as an animal to serve the emperor. The only difference was that the book said that the emperor did not know people well, was stupid and incompetent, and cut off people's heads at the slightest disagreement, and ruined the country within a few years. Chen Jiao holds the plot in hand, guarding his head while watching the plot develop, but he doesn't know that the emperor and the queen mother can hear his voice. Chen Jiao: [Master Li, the Minister of Civil Affairs, accepted bribes and made an unknown amount of money. Mr. Li's home was raided and dismissed from his post recently. Several large boxes of gold, silver and jewelry were found in his home and were all transferred to the state treasury. Chen Jiao: [Master Zhang from the household department has a greener head than the emperor. His sons and grandsons are not his own, but those of the housekeeper Lao Wang. Master Zhang's son and grandson left home within a few days. Master Zhang suffered from cold in the summer and could not afford to fall ill. Chen Jiao: [Master Su from Yushitai likes to wear his wife's bellyband, but he doesn't want the ones worn by his wife. Mr. Su never had a fight with the emperor when he went to court. Whatever the emperor said was whatever he said. Chen Jiao: [General Xu's father was shot and killed by King Ning, and his younger brother was crippled by King Ning. He thought that King Ning saved his brother's life, so he was so grateful that he was so grateful to King Ning that he raised his troops for free. Tsk tsk...] Later, King Ning rebelled and cooperated with the rebels in the city. In times of crisis, the soldiers in the city turned against each other. Prince Ning: Play me? The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Who said that the Holy One is incompetent and inferior to the late Emperor? We (we) see that the Holy One is clearly talented in the world. Concubine Duan fell into the water and had a miscarriage. "Your Majesty, I know that I have offended Sister Shu Fei somewhere. I beg Your Majesty to make the decision for our child!" Chen Jiao: [What is the decision? He's not the emperor's child. Emperor:? Chen Jiao: [The child is the result of an affair between you and Prince Ning. You are afraid that if the month is not right and you are found out, you will use Concubine Shu as a scapegoat. Emperor:… The innocent and wrongly accused concubine Chen Jiao: [It's not unfair, she doesn't like men at all. Her true love is Wang Meiren, and the two of them sleep in a small bed every night. Emperor:… Concubine Duan and her mother's family were sent away, Concubine Shu and Princess Shu were relegated to the sidelines. The already barren harem was depleted, and the emperor became more diligent in government affairs. The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty: Whoever said that the Holy One was debauched and harmed the country was clearly talking nonsense!! Chen Jiao was also puzzled. How is the development of this story different from the novel? Emotional version copy: Chen Jiao's 28-year-old soul penetrates into the 18-year-old shell. He knows the plot very well and loves the young emperor very much. He ascended the throne at a young age, with a wolf before him, a tiger behind him, and an unreliable biological mother. Chen Jiao said bluntly in his heart, "Poor baby." Anyway, according to the plot, the little emperor won't live for a few more years, so you should be nice to him! The little emperor was made things difficult for him by his old ministers, and he shed tears in sorrow. Chen Jiao was extremely soft-hearted and tried his best to make the little emperor happy. Want a slap on the back? Can! Want a massage? Can! The little emperor was insulted by the prince and was filled with grief and anger. Chen was extremely anxious. Want to go out and relax? Can! Want to sleep together? Can! There was a fire in the little emperor's backyard. The little emperor was heartbroken. He was drunk and sorrowful. He cried "no one loves me". Chen Jiao was even more sad than the little emperor. Drink together? Can! Taking off clothes? But... Wait, this is not possible!!! Chen Jiao's eyes were dull, and he was trapped and locked on the dragon by Xiao Luanye, who was a lot bigger than him, with no way to escape. It was a stormy night. Xiao Luanye played with Chen Jiao's hair and asked, "Am I still a child?" Chen Jiao covered his face and shut himself up, paying homage to his moral integrity that disappeared in the wind. Afterwards, Chen Jiao was puzzled: Why did the emperor know what I was thinking? [Could it be that the emperor is really a genius? Xiao Luanye said with a serious face: Well, I am a genius.
My mother, this must be a big injustice. Previously, Gong asked him to die, but now he throws himself into his arms after a little gentleness. Gong is also interesting. He recognized the wrong person, so he scolded the system first. He couldn't recognize the wife he had been with for several lifetimes. He is a talent.
Hahahahaha, my wife doesn't want him anymore
I bought it all here and I really can't eat it without vomiting. The sense of fate in the first and second worlds deceived me into seeing this. I didn't expect that after several lifetimes, I would recognize the wrong person, even if I didn't confirm the same surname. I thought it was a bit like a crematorium or something to balance it out. The result?? From Shou's perspective, the opponent voted for him to die, and the person who reluctantly cares about his life and death for the sake of the face of his "sweetheart" (or Shou's enemy) can still be jealous. Yiyi Yaoyao's petty temper is really convinced. Forget it if this is an escape room. This is a life-and-death game with infinite flow. Do you still love even if you are going to die??? [Crack][crack]
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I feel like I haven't finished talking yet…
Be content. Fortunately, you are only going to Jinjiang from a certain point. If you arrive at a certain flower 🐶
Then if it is because Gong was voted out, only the person who voted for the wrong person will be punished. Then Shou has one vote. When others do not know that Shou voted for him, and all four people were punished, then the brother should think that Gong, who was not present, voted for Shou. (Help, that's why I don't like watching unlimited streams now. I really can't use my brain at all)
I actually don't understand it. The requirement here is to vote for the person who lied, but so far no one has lied. Even my brother just concealed it instead of lying. So all five of them actually voted wrong. Although he was voted for, he didn't lie. So he voted wrong. Why was he not punished? He still needs to "pretend to be punished."
Hey, this kind of naughty child is not difficult to deal with. If you cry and make him cry and make trouble, and hit you, he will fight back. What is difficult to deal with is the parents. They will try to be biased while saying that you are stingy and care about the child. Especially if your parents don't take advantage of themselves and keep scolding you for being ignorant, it will be even more painful.