This Prince Is Phoning It In on a Dating Show

Celebrating the completed novel: The Couch Potato Goes Viral After Slacking Off on a Parenting Show

Coming Soon: The Couch Potato Baby Who Transmigrated into the Villain's Family

A noble young prince of the Great Sheng Dynasty transmigrates into the body of a pitiful little guy. His father doesn't care about him, his mother doesn't love him, and he's a complete pushover.

On his first day in this world, Ye Lingchen is left homeless on the street. A director lures him onto a dating show with a cup of milk tea, telling him the task is simple: make friends on the show.

The young prince declares that there's no way he's working for a living. Luckily, he finds his tutor in this world, which makes him even more brazen.

When he's hungry, a little crybaby feeds him.

When he's bored, a sunny puppy-like boy plays games with him.

There's even a pretty "big sister" who loves dressing him up.

Ye Lingchen decides life here is the best!

He has a great time, and only when one person after another comes to confess to him does he realize in horror that this is a dating show!

B-Big brother, I was wrong!

"Tutor, are you one of them too?" Ye Lingchen trembles.

"I am." Jing Jianchen hands him a confession letter.

Jing Jianchen finds a medical report in the trash. Delusional disorder?

To keep Ye Lingchen from blowing his cover, he decides to play along and accept the title of tutor.

Jing Jianchen is attracted to his roommate at first sight. After Ye Lingchen slips in the bathroom, he carries him out, his long fingers gliding down that beautiful back to the tailbone. So beautiful~

Jing Jianchen begins his life of pampering his wife. While everyone else is doing tasks, Ye Lingchen lounges in the shade. While they earn spending money by checking in at work, Ye Lingchen sleeps...

But his little butterfly is far too good at attracting admirers. This won't do. He needs to be taught a proper lesson!

Bonus Scene One

Ye Lingchen pulls up his shirt to show Jing Jianchen his shoulder, dotted with marks. "Tutor, there are bugs in the bed!"

Jing Jianchen leaves another little love bite. "Those are the kiss marks I left yesterday."

Ye Lingchen turns bright red and pulls his clothes back down. He had no idea before!!

[Forgot to turn off the camera, hahaha~]

[Am I allowed to watch this for free?!]

[I never knew Brother Chen was so wild in private!]

Bonus Scene Two

Elder Brother: Jing Jianchen, you'd better never blow your cover!

Jing Jianchen: Keep your crybaby wife in check and tell him to stop bothering mine.

Fans: Who else gets it? Our rival turned into our sister-in-law, hahaha!

---- The Couch Potato Baby Who Transmigrated into the Villain's Family ----

Ji Xingmian is a little dragon cub from another world, wandering alone. Barely bigger than a palm, he can't even beat a rabbit, so he has to fill his belly with fruit every day.

The little dragon eats a shiny fruit, and when he wakes up, he's become a human toddler. He bursts into tears. His little claws are gone, his beautiful scales are gone, and his tail is gone too. Waaaah~

His memories tell him he's become the little child of a villainous family! His father is a ruthless, stingy business tycoon; his eldest brother is a cold-blooded capitalist; his second sister is a gorgeous, brainless actress; his third brother is a streetwise playboy, and he himself is just a little toddler who can only act cute and drink milk...

The whole family is tyrannical and ends up in ruin, while he becomes a little beggar on the street again. The dragon doesn't understand, but the dragon doesn't want to be a wandering little dragon anymore. The dragon wants meat!

The toddler has only just learned to walk. His face red from crying, he reaches out his little hands to be picked up. Father Ji is so heartbroken, he wishes he could pluck the stars from the sky for his baby.

Later, everyone learns that the domineering Ji family has a soft, sweet little toddler.

When Ji Xingyue is livestreaming and arguing with haters, a little dumpling rolls into view. "Second Sister, you can't say bad words~"

The haters, who were just about to launch into a tirade, immediately shut up. "Aaaah, what a cute baby! Everyone shut up, don't teach the baby bad habits!"

"Ji Xingyue, I'm done hating on you. Bring the baby back!"

"Mommy's baby, give Mommy a kiss~"

People discover that the little toddler clings to the cold heir of the Ji family and gnaws on his fingers, gets his face squished by the second daughter of the Ji family, and hangs off the legs of the third young master, who's into alternative fashion...

Ji Xingmian is so well-behaved that the Ji family treats him like a treasure, afraid to touch him in case he breaks and afraid to swallow him in case he gets hurt. They're terrified that the fans online who keep threatening to steal the baby will kidnap him.

Their baby is perfect in every way. The only problem is that he brought home a little beggar and is always clinging to him, calling him Big Brother Beggar. The Ji family is so annoyed that they plan every day to throw the little beggar out.

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Lu Linyuan escapes from his adoptive parents' home, covered in bruises. Hungry and exhausted, he collapses by the roadside. Before he loses consciousness, he sees a little white angel. That's how Ji Xingmian finds him and brings him home.

The toddler, who has only just learned to crawl, climbs all over him. He needs to be held to sleep and fed at mealtimes, delicate as a rose in a greenhouse.

Everyone hates him: his adoptive parents and everyone in the Ji family. Only Mianmian clings to him.

Later, after taking over the Lu family, Lu Linyuan shows up to demand a marriage alliance. "Either your whole family goes bankrupt and ends up on the street, or Mianmian marries into my family."

For once, the Ji family is united: "Bankruptcy!!"

Ji Xingmian timidly raises a little paw. "Marriage alliance..."

The Ji family: Our baby has been stolen!!!

Theme: Face life bravely and stay positive and optimistic.