If You Can Pinch, You Can't Beat the Bandage Spirit.

[The copy will be added or modified later, but the gist will remain unchanged] * Yan Du, who was about to starve to death, was rescued. Just like in the vulgar plot, she fell in love with her benefactor at first sight. For the person she has a crush on, she generously tells fortunes for free, saying: "Although major disasters and minor illnesses continue, you will live a long life." Then... Then she was kissed on the forehead by her benefactor's gun. He said: "If you don't want to die, get out of here." "So touching~" Yan Du expressed his heart with tears in his eyes, "You were afraid that I would get sick if I stayed in the rain for too long, so you urged me to go home fiercely." "..." "That's very kind of you. I'll go home with you." The next second, the gun rang out. Oops, there are bullets in his gun! * The crazy suitor of Officer Dazai is a popular figure among the members of the Port Mafia. Without him, this brave man pursues things in a variety of ways. Even if he was coldly rejected by the person he was pursuing for a year, he still maintained his love for her. So they affectionately called the girls—the licking dogs of Dazai cadres. "Poor?! Chuuya had a weird expression, "No... I'm describing Dazai. " A certain bandage cadre (smiling): "That's right, a dog that can bite, do you want it? " ——There are incidents of dog licking and biting happening every day. Yan Du spares no effort to promote himself every day: "In governing the king, I can make calculations, seek good fortune, avoid misfortune, and adjust your luck. " Dazai: "The bird droppings that fell from the sky yesterday fell into the smelly ditch... Can you explain it? " "... Well, let me think about how to quibble. " "Heh. " Yan Du kept up his efforts: "I can draw talismans and write spells to help you easily annihilate your enemies, and I can also make the little girl have bad luck! " "Wow, that's amazing. Dazai smiled but said, "Excuse me, which dog was it that betrayed me in front of Mr. Mori afterwards?" " "Woof! " "Heh. " Yan Du lacks confidence: "Everyone has some shortcomings. Just like Zhijun, I like everything about you, but you always lose your wallet. " "Yes, yes. Dazai said in a tired tone, "Because you didn't pick up my lost wallet." " "Hey, Zhijun, you can donate your unwanted wallets to those in need. " "Like you? " "That's right. And in my hometown, my wife is in charge of all the money! " Yan Du said boldly, "Really, you will get rich if you listen to your wife. " "... Disappeared from my sight. " 2023.12.26 Intention: Man can conquer nature