Livestreaming Gifts for Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han

The Myriad Worlds Livestream has officially begun. The sky screen hangs high above all worlds. As a responsible streamer, Ming Yue introduces each person and their historical era, then presents them with the gift or message most requested by modern viewers.

Once a history streamer, Ming Yue put great care into her first video. She hailed the First Emperor's achievements and historic mission, declaring him the greatest figure of all time. But hardly anyone watched. When she asked what gift or message everyone wanted to send the First Emperor, the only person who replied chose this: Please make sure the First Emperor gets to taste fresh abalone!

In an instant, everyone from the Shang and Zhou dynasties to the Warring States, from the Han to the Ming, from emperors to commoners, watched helplessly as Ming Yue struggled to haul a small abalone farming cage all the way into the First Emperor's palace.

The First Emperor, who had just heard about his historic achievements and felt rather pleased: …

Ming Yue, realizing she'd underestimated her fellow countrymen's knack for mischief and despairing over her future work: …

In any case, the Myriad Worlds Livestream became an overnight sensation. Later, Emperor Jing of Han received a gold medal in chess, Zhuge Liang got a windproof candle, Li Shimin received fanfiction pairing him with Wei Zheng, and the Two Sages of Snowy Village got a sound beating from their special guest, Emperor Taizu of Song.

Emperor Taizu of Ming, Zhu Yuanzhang, flooded the comments: I want to beat someone up too!

Note: Parallel timelines! Comedy! The streamer has subjective preferences (the author is a die-hard fan of the First Emperor and may favor him)! If any historical figures are misrepresented, that's the author's fault. Please don't take it out on the real historical figures! Hope this story puts everyone in a good mood!

Core message: Sincerely and vividly expressing everyone's feelings toward historical figures