In Teyvat, the Traveler punched Slimes, kicked Hilichurls, dared to duel the Dragon King, casually challenged the Shouki no Kami, and left nothing standing wherever she went. While fighting in the Abyss, Ye Nainai was transported to an unfamiliar world by a surge of turbulent space-time energy.
She flashed into another world and fell face-first from midair, making intimate contact with the ground. She had just crawled out of the crater, wincing, when a little kid who claimed to be a psychic and had come to inspect the space-time turbulence caught her red-handed.
Ye Nainai picked her nose. "Huh? You, a psychic? Then I'm the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder."
The little psychic, Kusuo: "That's right, it's me." The next second, he dumped Ye Nainai into a trash can and carried her home.
Ye Nainai: "I have to go to school too?! Why would a hundred-year-old like me go to school? Kami-sama, you're messing with me!!"
The psychic: "Good grief. I don't care how old you are. If you look like a minor, you have to go to school."
And then Ye Nainai: "What's this? A curse with a health bar? I'll hit it. What's this? A Heavenly Restriction with a health bar? I'll hit it. What's this? A brain with a health bar? I'll hit it. School is so much fun. I love school!"
Word has it that the young heir of the Gojo family has recruited a shikigami user with an unheard-of technique, someone who can summon humanoid shikigami no one's ever heard of, all of them tremendously powerful.
The fox-eyed boy: "She's no damn shikigami user. She just takes advantage of being able to summon people to do whatever she wants."
The Traveler learned spirit-summoning without a teacher, able to call on her friends all the way from Teyvat to help her clear the Jujutsu Sorcerer main storyline. Meanwhile, she happily formed a four-person team with her three first-year classmates, turning the jujutsu world upside down.
The jujutsu world: "Is this reasonable? How is this reasonable?!"
5t5 picked at his ear. "Got a problem with that? Who cares what you think? We're the strongest!"
The god of the two-dimensional world told Ye Nainai that the space-time turbulence might be the world consciousness acting on its own, and hoped she would save this worldline where ordinary people kept getting slaughtered at the drop of a hat. She could go home once she changed the main storyline.
Looking at the golden exclamation mark over Kusuo's head, Ye Nainai patted her chest. "No problem. Just make sure you give me plenty of Primogems."
When her health is low, she has Sweet Madame. When someone gets a fatal injury, she has a Fried Egg to revive them. And if anyone loses their mind and tries to defect? She'll pull out an extra-cooling, quadruple-strength mint stimulant and stuff it into their mouth.
Ye Nainai declared: "No one in my line of sight is allowed to die!" (shouting herself hoarse)
The people she fed: "Burp, we can't eat another bite."
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Theme: My wish is for world peace
