Don't Do Anything Reckless! [Esports]

Currently updating: After the Pretty Gold Digger Is Spoiled by a Mixed-Race Tycoon. The blurb is below this story's blurb.

Next up: The Pretty Cannon Fodder Is Doted on by a Rugged Northeastern Man. The blurb is also below. Please add it to your collection!

[Jealous, aloof, cocky, handsome AD top x genius, sharp-tongued, stunning mid laner bottom]

Song Qingxu is a genius mid laner in the LPL. In his first year as a pro, he takes a bottom-ranked team to the World Championship. After they are eliminated in the quarterfinals, ugly rumors break out that he and his AD have fallen out.

The whole internet says Song Qingxu is the Emperor of Mid Lane, a resource hog who treats the team like his personal fiefdom.

Want to join WS? Sure. First, become Song Qingxu's dog.

With no one coming to try out during the transfer window and the team on the verge of collapse, Tang Huai, currently ranked eighth on the Korean server, shows up to offer himself.

"I heard you need an AD to be your dog. Think I'm qualified?"

Song Qingxu: "?"

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On the day WS announces its new roster, forum trolls declare: "Eight Bro on the same team as the Emperor? Isn't he obviously going to get bled dry? Waiting for the mid and bot lanes to fall out and hit the trending page."

They wait, and wait. WS makes it to the playoffs.

Trolls: "... Hey, I still don't buy it. I'll keep waiting."

Finally, on the day of the spring finals, a huge scandal breaks on the forums: Song Qingxu and Tang Huai supposedly fell out ages ago.

Trolls: "See? What did I tell you? Here it comes!"

But during the live broadcast, the camera cuts to the backstage area.

The two supposedly feuding players are squeezed together on a sofa. Tang Huai is rubbing Song Qingxu's calves, while Song Qingxu's cheeks are red enough to drip blood.

Trolls: "... Holy crap!"

Trolls: "That's not a falling-out, that's coming out! There are gay guys in the LPL, aaaaah!!!"

Tang Huai: "In my dreams, we've already fallen in love ten thousand times."

Song Qingxu: "Dream Boy, pause the dreaming. Let's win a championship first."

Read these warnings first:

1. SJS C1V1, no secondary couples. None of the characters are based on real people, so please don't associate them with anyone.

2. The game is League of Legends, and the version is my own. If anything seems unreasonable, feel free to point it out in the comments.

3. Same universe as My Jungler Is the Real Deal [Esports].

4. A sweet romance-focused story. If you're interested, please add it to your collection. Thank you.

Currently updating: After the Pretty Gold Digger Is Spoiled by a Mixed-Race Tycoon. Blurb:

Zhu Weilian has been abroad for barely two months when his family goes bankrupt and cuts him off.

He takes part-time jobs to make money, but gets robbed three times in a single month. Looking at his dangerously low bank balance, he has to choose between buying a weapon and finding a Sugar Daddy to sponsor him. Without hesitation, Zhu Weilian chooses the latter.

A friend introduces him to someone a couple of days later, saying he used to be a financial tycoon and is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

How much?!

Zhu Weilian's eyes nearly pop out. So what if the guy's an old man? He's loaded! He's just a Sugar Daddy. It's not like he'd do anything. Zhu Weilian rushes to change into his best-looking outfit, gets all dolled up, and heads to meet him.

When he gets there, there's no old man. Instead, he spots a handsome blond, blue-eyed guy who's over 190 centimeters tall.

His friend messages him: The old guy just died suddenly. Don't go.

Zhu Weilian: "... That sudden?"

Branden, having heard the whole story, says, "Why don't I be your Sugar Daddy instead?"

Zhu Weilian looks utterly bereft. "He was worth hundreds of millions of dollars. You're so young, you obviously can't be as rich as he was."

Branden: "... Hundreds of millions? I'm not bankrupt yet."

Zhu Weilian: "0.0"

Branden is 27 years old, 193 centimeters tall, worth trillions, and holds three European titles of nobility.

He already spends several hundred million on charity every year. Being a Sugar Daddy to a poor little sweetheart isn't much different from charity, anyway.

His friend doesn't believe him and says Branden must have an ulterior motive. After all, Zhu Weilian is just too good-looking.

Branden vehemently denies it. "No way. I'm not a lustful person."

Then, one night...

"Such a good, pretty baby."

Zhu Weilian's eyes are red at the corners. He shakes his head and backs away, but Branden grabs him and pulls him back into his broad, warm embrace.

Next up: The Pretty Cannon Fodder Is Doted on by a Rugged Northeastern Man. Blurb:

[High-energy, gorgeous, spoiled bottom x rugged, older, low-energy, doting-dad top]

The cannon fodder Shu Baijing is resented for helping the protagonist bottom escape, and the protagonist top brutally retaliates against him.

When the protagonist bottom finds out, he claims he's avenging Shu Baijing, but really uses it as an excuse to hook up with the protagonist top. They get their happy ending, while Shu Baijing doesn't even get a grave.

Shu Baijing lets out a loud "What the hell?" and refuses to take it. What do you mean? Is he someone people can just walk all over? Why should he become part of someone else's PLAY?

Shu Baijing decides to stop trying to help people and let them live with their choices. Before the bottom can come asking for help, he packs up and leaves, heading straight for the homeland of his soul: Northeast China!

Before he arrives, Shu Baijing has it all worked out. It's still autumn in late September, so he has plenty of time to prepare for winter.

But it snows heavily the very next day. Shu Baijing looks at the world wrapped in white and just stares in shock.

What the heck! Where did autumn go?!

Shu Baijing doesn't have a single stick of firewood to get him through the winter. With tears in his eyes, he goes to ask his big-brotherly neighbor for help. The moment he knocks on the courtyard gate, a massive pair of pecs fills his view.

Shu Baijing, blushing: "Y-y-you! Why aren't you wearing any clothes?!"

Duan Xingye has just finished chopping wood. The moment he sees how pretty and pitiful Shu Baijing looks, he gets even hotter.

The second young master of the Duan family in the Northeast, Duan Xingye, came to the forest farm looking for peace and quiet. He didn't expect to get a noisy neighbor next door.

His neighbor is Shu Baijing, a pretty, fair-skinned young man with delicate skin and soft flesh. One touch is enough to make him squeal in pain.

He's also a picky eater, so thin Duan Xingye can lift him with one hand.

Every time Duan Xingye sees him eating three bowls of rice at his house, he wonders if the boy was ever properly fed before.

With no other choice, Duan Xingye has to take care of this clueless young man.

Otherwise, Shu Baijing doesn't even know how to heat the kang, and Duan Xingye is afraid he'll freeze to death.

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At first, there is one big kang and two quilts.

Shu Baijing complains that his hands are cold and always makes Duan Xingye warm him up before he goes to sleep.

Later, Shu Baijing is sweating, but Duan Xingye is so strong that he can't push him away.

At last, sobs spill through the pretty boy's lips.

"Are you ever going to stop?!"

Duan Xingye, his voice hoarse: "The more you cry, the less I'm going to stop."

Shu Baijing: I hate you qaq

Theme: Those who love each other will always find their way back to one another