[Ongoing: See the blurb below for "Even If It's Me, I Can't Get Pregnant"]
[Completed: The full novel costs only 7.56 yuan to unlock]
Shu Baijing was a cannon-fodder character who helped the protagonist bottom escape, earning the protagonist top's hatred and a vicious reprisal.
When the protagonist bottom found out, he claimed to be avenging Shu Baijing, but really used the opportunity to fool around with the protagonist top. They got their happy ending, while Shu Baijing didn't even get a grave.
Shu Baijing let out a furious "What the hell?" and refused to accept it. What did they take him for, someone they could just use? Why did he have to be part of someone else's sex life?
Shu Baijing decided to stop trying to help people and respect their fates. Before the bottom could come to him for help, he packed his things and ran off to the home of his soul: the Great Northeast!
Before he arrived, Shu Baijing had pictured it all beautifully. It was still autumn in late September, so he would have plenty of time to prepare for winter.
But the very next day, a heavy snow fell. When Shu Baijing saw the world blanketed in white, he was dumbstruck.
What the heck? Where did autumn go?!
Shu Baijing didn't have a single stick of firewood to get through winter. With tears in his eyes, he went to ask his big-brotherly neighbor for help. The moment he knocked on the courtyard gate, an enormous chest filled his vision.
Shu Baijing, blushing: "Y-y-you! Why aren't you wearing any clothes?!"
Duan Xingye had just finished chopping wood. Seeing the pretty, pitiful boy made him feel even hotter.
Duan Xingye, the second young master of a powerful family in the Northeast, had come to the logging camp for some peace and quiet. He hadn't expected a noisy neighbor to move in next door.
His neighbor was Shu Baijing, a pretty, fair-skinned boy with delicate skin and tender flesh. Even a light touch made him yelp in pain.
He was so skinny that Duan Xingye could pick him up with one hand.
Whenever Duan Xingye saw him eat three bowls of rice at his house, he wondered if the boy had ever had enough to eat before.
With no other choice, Duan Xingye had to feed this clueless boy.
Otherwise, the boy didn't even know how to heat the kang, and Duan Xingye was afraid he'd freeze to death.
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At first, there was one big kang and two quilts.
Shu Baijing complained that his hands were cold and always made Duan Xingye warm them up before he went to sleep.
Later, Shu Baijing was sweating from the heat, but Duan Xingye was too strong for him to push away.
At last, sobs slipped through the pretty boy's lips.
"Are you ever going to stop?!"
Duan Xingye rasped, "The more you cry, the longer it'll take."
Shu Baijing: I hate you qaq
Little scene:
Shu Baijing: "Brother Duan, you say you love me and would give me anything, right?"
Duan Xingye: "Yeah, of course. Your big bro's crazy about you."
Shu Baijing: "Then can you give me the whole world?"
Duan Xingye: "Sure. How do you want me to do that?"
Shu Baijing: 0.0?
Content warnings:
1. Energetic, pretty, spoiled bottom X older, rugged, fatherly top who wants to pamper his husband into a spoiled brat. Both are each other's only partner, and this is their first love.
2. A lighthearted, cozy slice-of-life story. Not suitable for readers who are strongly attached to either the top or the bottom.
3. Some rural customs are based on the author's elders and do not reflect modern cities. No character is perfect. If anything bothers you while reading, please stop immediately and don't insult my protagonists.
4. The official version is only available on Jinjiang. The full novel costs only 7.56 yuan to unlock. I am only responsible to readers who support the official release. If you have any problems reading pirated copies, don't come to me.
5. Start date: 2026.04.23
"Even If It's Me, I Can't Get Pregnant"
Xu Yingzhen, a straight-as-an-arrow man, transmigrated into the body of a male wife of a domineering protagonist: a cannon-fodder villain destined for a miserable end.
On his wedding night, he had a sudden inspiration and immediately asked Xie Zhiyu to let him be his big brother.
Xu Yingzhen: "Big bro! Please let me be your little brother!"
Xie Zhiyu, who was about to follow the original plot: "...What?"
After a hard-fought struggle, Xu Yingzhen succeeded in becoming Xie Zhiyu's good friend.
Xu Yingzhen sighed: He buys me clothes and gives me money. This friendship is a great deal!
But Xie Zhiyu's gaze grew stranger and stranger, and he kept blushing.
Thoughtfully, Xu Yingzhen offered him eye drops. "Big bro, see? I'm so considerate."
Xie Zhiyu laughed in exasperation. "Should I thank you?"
He bashfully replied, "Aw, don't mention it, big bro. It's what your little brother should do."
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Thinking about how the original protagonist not only shared money with his brothers but also shared his love interests, Xu Yingzhen even smiled in his dreams.
After all, he was already the protagonist's closest, most trusted, best brother!
Unfortunately, before the MVP results screen could appear, he celebrated too early and snuck off to a bar for a good time. Xie Zhiyu caught him and dragged him home.
After being tossed around, Xu Yingzhen didn't even dare strain when he went to pee. Curled up in Xie Zhiyu's arms, he sobbed, "Big bro, how am I supposed to get a wife like this? qaq!"
Xie Zhiyu gritted his teeth. "You still dare think about that?"
Worse still, Xu Yingzhen's flat stomach grew bigger by the day.
Xu Yingzhen was dumbfounded. "No way. Even if I became a bottom, I still can't get pregnant!"
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Before meeting Xu Yingzhen, the only thing in Xie Zhiyu's life was making money.
After meeting him, Xie Zhiyu still had to make money, but also had to give his wife connections, support his career, take care of his daily needs, and keep other people from coveting him.
Especially after his wife got pregnant.
The pretty boy couldn't adapt to the changes in his body, so Xie Zhiyu had to help him through them, as if standing in for their unborn child.
Theme: Build a beautiful home together.
Don't Lick My Lip Piercing
My Husband Isn't Mute!
Boss, I'm Hungry!
Even If It's for Me, I Can't Carry a Baby
Don't Do Anything Reckless! [Esports]
I’m Your Jungler [Esports]
A Collection of Short Writing Exercises
Extra Stories Collection
The Beautiful International Student Is Spoiled by a Mixed-Race Tycoon
After the Frail Husband Was Doted on by a Brooding Tycoon
The first part was quite cozy, with a normal and everyday atmosphere, but the kidnapping at the end was a bit abrupt. Suddenly there were so many foreigners with guns, and I suddenly switched from the farming channel to a Hong Kong police and gangster movie [covering my face and laughing]
Ending of "Spreading Flowers" 🎆 🎆 🎆 A small suggestion, those ingenious eyes, if they appear too much, it will make people a bit embarrassed. I have said it a dozen times and it feels like
No wonder there is a saying that getting married is the second reincarnation. The first time you cast with your eyes closed, you have no choice, but the second time you open your eyes, you have a certain choice. Xiaojing is really lucky to have met a warm and warm family. It is a bit like the feeling of a kidnapped child who has been wandering for half his life and finally returns to the family who loves him. He must be happy every year in the future, baby 🙏
I think this progress is generally appropriate. Although Gong in the original book is insane, he is currently far away and cannot threaten the protagonist for a while. Moreover, Gong is not said to be weaker than him, and he has also formulated a feasible response plan. He is still R3 himself. Even if he cannot defeat him, he can still help others. In addition, Xiaojing and Brother Duan have not found any incompatibility after living together for a while, so it is not easy to continue to be ambiguous, so it is natural and natural to confess that they are together.
It's finished. I've seriously collected the next one.
A belated ending to the flowers! Compared with the previous book, the subject matter of this book is not very popular. I imagined that Xiaojing's farming and food life was not written too much. I still felt a little regretful. I was very greedy when I first saw Brother Ye cooking food for Xiaojing. On the contrary, I felt that the rest of it was a little dull. But I still like Xiaoyan's writing style and the relationship between the two! Love some of the ideas expressed between the lines! I was busy with the finals week, so I stopped catching up on updates. Later, I was kidnapped by a friend to play games and played games in a dark way. Now I write comments on each chapter, but I don't feel like I'm following up on updates... Anyway, congratulations on the completion! Looking forward to more of Xiaoyan's works!
Finished spreading flowers 🌈 🌈 🌈 [orange candy] I got [purple candy] kswl
😭 Will there be similar farming stories in the future?
Throw flowers 🎆, don't be discouraged. Writing is a process of gradual progress. I believe it will get better and better.
Mainly, the subject matter of the previous book was very popular in Jinjiang at that time. The farming article itself did not have a lot of traffic, so it is not your problem. The subject matter is limited. It's a very cute little sweet article []. In fact, it's pretty good now [].