Even If It's for Me, I Can't Carry a Baby

[The next book will be The Boss, I'm Hungry! See the blurb below.]

Straight-laced Xu Yingzhen transmigrates into a novel as the male wife of its arrogant hero, a cannon-fodder villain with a tragic fate.

On their wedding night, he gets a bright idea and asks Xie Zhiyu to be his big brother.

Xu Yingzhen: "Big bro! Please let me be your underling!"

Xie Zhiyu, who was about to follow the original plot: "...?"

After a great deal of hard work, Xu Yingzhen succeeds in becoming Xie Zhiyu's good buddy.

Xu Yingzhen sighs: He buys me clothes and gives me money. What a great brother I've found!

But Xie Zhiyu's gaze grows stranger and stranger, and he keeps blushing.

Xu Yingzhen thoughtfully hands him some eye drops. "Big bro, see? I'm the considerate one, aren't I?"

Xie Zhiyu laughs in exasperation. "Oh, thank you so much."

Xu Yingzhen is bashful. "No need to be so polite, big bro. It's what your little brother should do."

·

Thinking about how the original male lead not only shares money with his brothers, but also gives them partners, Xu Yingzhen grins in his sleep.

After all, he's the male lead's closest, most trusted, best brother!

Too bad he pops the champagne at halftime before the MVP screen even appears. He sneaks off to party at a bar, and Xie Zhiyu drags him straight back home.

After being thoroughly manhandled, Xu Yingzhen is too scared to even pee with any force. He clings to Xie Zhiyu and sobs, "Big bro, how am I supposed to get a wife if you do this to me? QAQ!"

Xie Zhiyu grits his teeth. "You still dare think about that?"

Even worse, Xu Yingzhen's flat stomach grows bigger by the day.

Xu Yingzhen is dumbfounded. What the heck? Even if I turned into a bottom, I still can't carry a baby!

·

Before meeting Xu Yingzhen, Xie Zhiyu cared about nothing but making money.

After meeting him, Xie Zhiyu still has to make money, but also give his wife connections, support his career, take care of his daily needs, and keep others from coveting him.

Especially after his wife gets pregnant.

The beautiful young man can't cope with the changes to his body, so Xie Zhiyu can only help ease his worries in place of their unborn child.

[A silly, chuunibyou bottom x a daddy-like, sexually insatiable guiding top]

Content warnings: Both leads are sexually inexperienced, have only ever loved each other, and are devoted to one another. A slow-burn, sweet little romance. Not for those with strong character preferences.

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The next book will be The Boss, I'm Hungry! Here's the blurb:

[A bookish, food-loving bottom x a young but daddy-like top]

The first time Min Qinglan awakens, he is five years old.

He discovers that his boss, Jiang Yanheng, is the villain in a novel, and that he is the villain's lackey. At the end of the story, they die horribly.

Min Qinglan blinks. He doesn't understand what