After the Hated One Is Led Away by a Kid, the Aloof Immortal Venerable Loses Control

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Blurb dated May 13, 2023. Screenshot saved.

Bai Liangyu transmigrated into a xianxia novel about fleeing with a child, becoming the blind, universally loathed male lead who runs away with a baby.

In the novel, after the blind lead bears a child with the aloof Immortal Venerable Huai Fushuang, Huai Fushuang's white moonlight returns. From then on, Bai Liangyu is neglected, and the entire immortal sect treats him like garbage.

Eventually, Bai Liangyu loses all hope and runs away with the child.

Bai Liangyu has only just transmigrated, and he's just spent a night of passion with someone...

[System: Pregnancy successful. Please play your role as the universally loathed character and give birth to the child.]

Bai Liangyu: "What's in it for me?"

[System: You'll get a little dumpling.]

Bai Liangyu: "..."

Would you take that deal yourself?!

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Taking the attitude that he may as well make the best of things, Bai Liangyu acts out the original character's role every day.

In public, he puts on a humble, heartbroken act. In private, he eats and drinks well every day, and before long, he gives birth without a hitch.

By his calculations, the plot says he won't run away with the child for another seven years.

Bai Liangyu acts while raising the child, just waiting for those seven years to pass so they can make their escape.

Who could have guessed that, before seven years were up, the little dumpling would knock him out and run away with him instead?

System, you can't blame me for this plot going off the rails!

System: "..."

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Huai Fushuang returns from searching for medicine and hears that Bai Liangyu has seemed down lately, so he hurries to see him.

Just as he is about to enter the courtyard, he sees Bai Liangyu staring blankly ahead, asking in despair, "Has he left?"

The little dumpling answers yes.

Huai Fushuang is just about to go check on him when Bai Liangyu's expression changes. Grinning at the little dumpling, he says, "Come on, let's go fishing."

Huai Fushuang: "?"

The little dumpling: "?"

Some time later, Huai Fushuang finally finds the precious medicine that can cure him. But as soon as he returns, he hears that Bai Liangyu has run off with the little dumpling.

The usually aloof Immortal Venerable smashes a pillar beside him and searches all over the world for them, almost without sleep.

After that, people have only two topics of conversation over tea.

First: Has the Immortal Venerable caught up with his beauty today?

Second: Has the Immortal Venerable beaten his son today?

Fake universally loathed, easygoing beauty vs. aloof Immortal Venerable who can't express his deep feelings

Content warning:

This is not a traditional xianxia novel. There are no cultivation ranks or anything like that. Everything is made up for this story!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Going Viral Across the Three Realms in the Underworld Livestream"

After Gu Huailuo dies, he stays in the underworld and becomes a streamer in the Underworld Livestream.

The underworld's streamers use the System's ability to rewind time, traveling back into the bodies the deceased had while alive in Hell. They help the dead resolve their regrets, fulfill their unfulfilled wishes, and let go of their obsessions so they can be reincarnated.

Gu Huailuo has always wanted immortality most of all, so he readily signs the streaming contract.

On his first day streaming, viewers from the immortal, demon, and underworld realms see the peerlessly beautiful man and all agree that while he's gorgeous, he looks like an empty vase. They figure he won't last long before other capable streamers knock him out in a competition.

The other streamers see him and don't consider him a rival at all. They just sneakily swallow their saliva.

System: Host, please draw a card.]

You can draw cards, too?

In this world, everyone else can hear the Host's inner thoughts.

Gu Huailuo: "?"

"Did they give me the wrong cheat ability?"

[System: Host, this is the card-drawing segment before every stream. Streamers can make things harder for other streamers by making them draw one of the many obstacle cards.]

Gu Huailuo: "Oh."

[System: But don't worry, Host. The System will drop other golden fingers.]

Gu Huailuo: "Mm, thank you."

The stream ends.

Everyone in the livestream, along with the System, stares wide-eyed.

[System: Host, you were amazing! The System's task was to deal with the evil person the deceased hated in life, and you took care of three at once?]

Gu Huailuo: "They were in the way."

[System: And you didn't even use your golden finger!]

Gu Huailuo smiles. "Then I'll save it for later."

[System: You can't save any at all qaq.]

Gu Huailuo: "..."

Other streamers: "So what if you took care of a few useless people who were easy to deal with? Let's see you take on the real King of Hell on the nineteenth level of Hell. If you do, I'll call you Dad."

Gu Huailuo: "I don't need another son. How about a different bet? Why not give me your spiritual power?"

Not long after.

The stand-in for the "real King of Hell," Dai Yin: "You must be tired. I'll carry you. Who did you make a bet with earlier? I'll go collect what they owe you."

Other streamers: "..."

The livestream viewers:

[Lock Dai Yin and Huailuo together forever!]

[Dai Yin, don't go collect the debt yet. We want to see the paid content!]

[I'm a sucker for pretty faces. I'm shipping them first!]

A gorgeous performer who wants only to live forever vs. a god who starts off stubborn and cold-hearted, then becomes shamelessly biased

"After Wearing Women's Clothes to Bring Luck to the Sinister Eunuch, He Got Pregnant"

Fu Zhao, the emperor's favorite and the powerful head eunuch, has had a run of bad luck lately, so he orders the Imperial Astronomical Bureau to divine his fortune.

After observing the stars at night, the bureau declares that he must find a particular person at a particular place and marry them to turn his luck around.

That very night, Fu Zhao sends men to bind the person the bureau identified and bring them back. Early the next morning, he has them tossed into a bridal sedan chair.

Everyone knows that the head eunuch Fu Zhao is cruel, sinister, suspicious, and cold, and enjoys using torture.

His new bride probably won't be long for this world.

But after a long wait, no news of the bride comes. Instead, people notice that Fu Zhao has a man by his side.

The man is tall and long-legged, with broad shoulders, a slim waist, and a beautiful face. Fu Zhao dotes on him.

Fu Zhao finds that after marrying to turn his luck around, his fortune really does improve. But he doesn't like women, so he keeps the beauty at home and pampers him.

But the stammering beauty is always being bullied, and can't even win an argument.

Fu Zhao is helpless. He plans to send him away, but after drinking too much, he ends up spending a night of passion with the beauty.

Early the next morning, he gets up, supporting his aching, limp waist. Just as he's about to have the lying dog of a man who tricked him into bed executed, he sees that man kneeling properly in the heavy snow, begging him not to throw him out.

Fu Zhao is just about to have him driven away when the man faints in the snow.

Seeing how timid and stammering he is, Fu Zhao takes pity on him and lets him stay. He keeps him around, and before long, his own belly is growing.

He also happens to see that the frail man, who at first kept begging him not to kill him and couldn't even win an argument, swiftly kills over a dozen assassins with his sword and says coldly, "You dared lay a hand on my man?"

Only later does Fu Zhao learn that the man never stammered at all.

When Fu Zhao protected him as a child, he was always the best at twisting words around to make Fu Zhao feel sorry for him.

All these years, Fu Zhao has worried about him and sent people to look after him at every turn. But this little wolf cub had the nerve to disguise himself as a woman to trick him, and even get him pregnant?

Theme: Building a harmonious family together