I Heard My Wife Is a Villainous Big Shot

Updated every night at midnight. At other times, I’m revising the text. If something comes up and I can’t update, I’ll ask for leave. A world-weary-looking but actually socially anxious, naturally spacey puppy top × an extremely possessive, yandere, married big-shot bottom The Federation Academy had a new student who was not to be messed with: Gu Jiao. He came from a distant, mysterious ancient martial arts planet. Tall and straight-backed, with flamboyant silver hair and obsidian earrings that flouted school rules, he always looked at people with half-lowered eyelids and a contemptuous gaze. He also possessed an unmatched SSS-grade mental power. No matter how handsome he was, even those who liked him didn’t dare approach. They could only admire him from afar. * Gu Jiao thought everyone hated him. Maybe it was because he’d been born with unusual looks and wasn’t good at socializing. Everyone seemed to avoid him. He had no friends, and he secretly felt sad about it for a long time. * His daily routine consisted of going to class, earning money, and catching up on assignments. His poor, lonely life had always been steady. Until one day, Gu Jiao got lost and went to the wrong mission site, wandering into the border of a contamination zone. He knocked on the manor gate of the Dark Domain’s lord. The tyrant of the contamination zone was a being whose name struck fear into countless people. Yet he had a face of exquisite beauty, gentle to the extreme, and always wore a composed smile. He was deeply deceptive. Gu Jiao, who had gone to the wrong place and mistaken the wrong person, fell for it completely: …My employer is a super gentle, gorgeous beauty! Later “Have you heard? Gu Jiao from our academy is involved with the Dark Domain Tyrant!” “The Dark Domain Tyrant… You mean the one I think you mean?” “I hear he’s a mentally deranged lunatic who enjoys flaying people alive!” “He once tore a battleship apart with his bare hands on the battlefield. He can even snap its keel in half!” “I also heard he’s been eating strange creatures since he was a kid. He can’t even be considered human anymore…” “Does Gu Jiao have a death wish, getting involved with him?” Gu Jiao, passing by, looked confused. What were they talking about? He checked his messages: Wife: Darling, I made your favorite cream cake. Come home early for dinner, okay?~ Gu Jiao: Yay! My wife is the best wife in the whole world ^-^ Bonus Scene 1 In the gloomy underground fighting arena, the sudden ring of a communicator broke the silence. Gu Jiao’s voice came through from the other end: “Wife, I’m at the mall on West Street. There’s a really bright sign next to me…” He’d gotten lost again. The bloodstained man lifted the battered half-body of a strange creature in his hand and tilted his head in puzzlement. Then he moved a finger, and its hard skull shattered with a crack. He casually tossed it aside and stepped over the scattered corpses and chunks of flesh. His voice was utterly different now, soft and indulgent. “I’ll come get you now. Wait right there for me, okay?” Bonus Scene 2 One day, Gu Jiao happened upon a street interview. “Are you satisfied with your married life?” Gu Jiao: “I am! My wife is so gentle and kind… (A thousand words of praise omitted here.)” “Oh, my wife’s here!” The Dark Domain Tyrant himself approached. His clear, bright eyes settled on the interviewer, and he smiled slightly. The interviewer suddenly broke out in a sweat: “H-ha ha! Congratulations on your newlywed life… Cameraman, wait for me!” Gu Jiao was baffled. My wife is so wonderful. Why did they run away? Interviewer and cameraman: Your wife is terrifying, okay?! 1. SC. The bottom pursues the top. They’re both completely in love. No switching or breaking them up. 2. A sweet mutual-pampering romance, but not pure fluff. Contains a tiny bit of angst. 3. Socially anxious vs. yandere, both powerful. The top is a silly, sweet, puppy-like idiot, but not weak. The bottom is a deranged lunatic who’s barely human. 4. Contains a little tentacle play. 5. Extreme fans, stay away. There are fans of both the top and the bottom, and people who bash both. There are both dominant and submissive bedroom dynamics. The author writes whatever they feel like, so you might run into any kind of landmine. 6. Writing advice is welcome, but don’t make false claims about potential triggers. Theme: A healthy relationship helps people grow.