I Haven't Done Anything for Many Years

Chen Huan has been married for seven years to the notorious imperial commander-in-chief Lu Xueting. Lu Xueting's prototype is a snow leopard, with his claws spread wider than Chen Huan's face. Chen Huan is a red panda, and there is nothing you can do except chew a piece of his fur. Reporter: "Please respond to the recent incident of the commander-in-chief's bald tail?" Chen Huan: "There's nothing to respond to. That's my teething stick. Besides, we're getting divorced." No one cared that this was the 3077th time Chen Huan had divorced Lu Xueting. - This time he was serious. Chen Huan ran away from home with a box of gold and decided to wait until the divorce cooling-off period was over before returning. On the way... I encountered a little accident. When the Guards found him, he had lost his memory. He completely forgot about his identity and believed everything others said, and was almost deceived into a star thief's den to commit fraud. When Lu Xueting, who had come all the way here, learned about this, his anxiety dissipated, and a strange smile gradually appeared at the corner of his mouth. He locked Chen Huan into a small dark room with his backhand, made a big cat face, and threatened coldly: "Little thief, when you stole my gold, did you ever think about this day?" The little panda was stunned, and the little panda was frightened. Was he caught as a thief? ! - "Lu Xueting's Diary·My wife will become furry if I touch her" My wife lost it. After I got it back, something went wrong in my head. I completely forgot about it and my hair exploded when I touched it. I can't say I'm angry, I just can't figure it out. I really need to show him some color this time, otherwise I won't dare to do it next time. I'm not angry, really. After amnesia, my wife was easy to bully. She fantasized all day long that she was a weak and helpless little thing who was miserable and miserable. My family status skyrocketed. Seeing him holding back his anger and acting coquettishly in front of me, moaning and begging me for mercy with tears in his eyes, I couldn't help but feel a different kind of feeling in my heart. What's the difference between a red panda that doesn't show off its power and a crispy noodle? Even though my wife lost her memory, she still couldn't live without me. She secretly placed a photo of me on the bedside and muttered to it every day, gearing up. I saw it and the photo was too casual, so I took three more refined selfies of him from different angles. When my wife saw it, she was so happy that she almost cried. Wait—— What does it mean to put photos on the altar... What does it mean to offer apples... But also to pray three times every day? Are you praying for us to be together for a hundred years? "Chen Huan's Diary: Today I am also paying off my debts to survive" My name is Jin Buhuan, and I stole two thousand kilograms of gold. Yes, I was arrested. The boss asked me to sell myself to pay off the debt, to ride the horse, to serve tea and water, and to... Warm the bed. Although I was very angry, I had to obey his words in order to avoid getting into trouble. Well, even though I was still very angry. Looking at that cool and handsome face, some parts of my body can't help but become itchy and hard. The itchy ones are the teeth, the hard ones are the fists. During the day, I served the benefactor with a docile smile. At night, I grinded my teeth and blew up my hair, punched and kicked me in front of the sponsor's headshot. If the red panda doesn't show off its power, why don't you just treat me like a fool? Within two days, the bedside mug shot strangely turned into a selfie of the sponsor... The people in the photos smiled eerily at me from all angles! Pervert! Watch me! So scary QAQ Able to bend and stretch, full of desire to survive, crying on face, mmp in heart, irritable and loving wife Know how to pretend to love, have a black belly and a cool face, have a cold face and have a cold heart, cpdd, double standard boss attack Double cleansing 1v1, sweet and refreshing without abuse Idea: Life is hard so let's have some cookies