How Do Bamboo Horses Fall in Love?

He Yunqi, majoring in physical education at Beijing University, is 188cm tall, has eight-pack abs, a mermaid line and a male waist, and is recognized as a gay star among the gay community. I am deeply homophobic, and my nickname is He Yuzhi - the number one straight man in the universe. Except for Kou Jianian, who has been a sweetheart since he was a child, he hates all contact with the same sex that exceeds the normal social distance and abhors similar behavior. When he happened upon a young couple kissing, he blindfolded Kou Jianian and quickly took the person in his arms and walked away. "It's crazy, two grown men can talk about it!" Until one day, it was reported on the school forum that he and Kou Jianian were fans of a pornographic article. [Two or three things I have to say between Zhuma and I] [Bamboo horse literature, rogue sports student × fishing style cool beauty, full of sexual tension! [Classroom play, equipment room play, role play, posterior*, navel*, oral*, well-developed transportation (squinting smile)] After seeing this, He Yunqi shook his hands and lit a cigarette. The world view was shattered. He Yunqi decided to have a vigorous love affair. It doesn't matter whether you have feelings or not, and it doesn't matter who the partner is. What's important is that everyone knows that He Yunqi is straight. But here's the problem, he's single from birth and doesn't know how to fall in love at all In order to rectify the big plan, he knocked on Zhuma's door without hesitation—— "Nian Nian, can you let me kiss you?" Kou Jianian:? "Come." He Yunqi (touched): What a great bamboo horse! Dude! Best friend in life! Later, He Yunqi returned from his studies and began to fight with practical experience. ... Soon he found out that it couldn't be done. Men can't do it, and women can't do it either. He seems to be only interested in Kou Jianian. After learning the truth, Kou Jianian looked at him with his chin in his hands, his tears stained and his smile seductive. "Are you coming again?" He Yunqi struggled for 0.001 Seconds—— "Come!" Later, photos of the two kissing intimately surfaced on the forum. [Oh my god, is Uzhio-san bent? He Yunqi lay on Kou Jianian's belly covered in moisture and seriously refuted the rumors: "What's wrong with a kiss between good brothers? What's wrong with falling in love? I'm straight!" Small theater: He Yunqi saw the fanfic between himself and Kou Jianian for the first time: "Damn! It's so annoying, I'm reporting it!" Later, He Yunqi and Kou Jianian read the fanfic together: "Hey! This pose is good, this is it!" This article is also known as "Two or three things I have to say about the dull straight man whose reflex arc can circle the earth twice and his cool fishing bamboo horse" Straight and bent, bamboo horse literature Nervous straight man × dressed as a pure fairy bamboo horse Double C is essentially the first love experience of a tough-talking elementary school boy. Don't join if you are extreme party control person Purpose: Companionship is the longest confession of love