I Woke Up as the God of Billion-Yuan Subsidies

When Shi Yu woke up, he discovered that he had transmigrated to another world and gained a System that gave him a hundred-billion subsidy. If he didn't sell the items in the shop within the allotted time, his life would come to an end. The problem was that, looking at the products in the shop, Shi Yu asked a question that struck at the very heart of things: Would anyone actually want this stuff? System: I don't know.jpg To sell his products, Shi Yu racked his brains and ran promotions every day. Hungry believer: God, please grant me clean water and unpolluted food. Shi Yu: Limited-time deal, just 99 cents with free shipping! Believer short on experimental materials: God, please help me get through this! Shi Yu: Everything must go! Materials on clearance at special prices, all delivered right to your door. Believer with a terminal illness: God, can you cure me? Shi Yu: These miracle drugs aren't selling. Help me out. The gods' domain was a testing ground. Across countless fragmented worlds, a legend spread through the depths of despair: if you could get your hands on the coin marked with a star, you could obtain anything you wanted. After hearing this legend, Shi Yu, who traveled the world in the guise of a salesman, slowly typed a question mark. As a "god," how did he not know he'd done so much? - Si Chong was an utterly ordinary fanatic. Ever since finding the divine messenger, he had grown more and more dissatisfied. The messenger knew nothing of the god's achievements. The messenger had no regard for the god's mercy. The messenger scoffed at the god's omnipotence. If not for the god's guidance, Si Chong would have wanted to kick Shi Yu, that arrogant know-it-all, out at every opportunity. Si Chong: God, could you please get a different divine messenger? God: Understood. Si Chong: God, did the divine messenger disrespect you again today? God: Understood. Si Chong: God, I've realized I've developed some unusual feelings for the divine messenger, and it's making me suffer. God: Underst... Reply TD to unsubscribe. Si Chong: ? - A seemingly aloof, devout top x a charlatan salesman who is actually a god of the bottom Theme: Overcome the absurd and keep looking on the bright side