The Crap I Read on Jinjiang Over the Years 那些年我在晋江吃过的屎

1 修 How Can You Cultivate Immortality Without Going Mad? 修仙哪有不疯的 Li Lingzhi李灵稚Danmei (BL)148k WordsCompleted [A Guide to Finding Work Again in a Supernatural World] - Ongoing! [Second Run] - Infinite-flow novel coming soon! Blurb: Fu Mingya was only one final, final, final tribulation away from ascending to immortality. Then he opened and closed his eyes, and was struck into the world 8,000 years in the future. · Standing on a street 8,000 years later, the dazzling, bizarre neon lights were so bright he could barely keep his eyes open. The strange-looking people made him think he had arrived in the de 6.5kFavorites23.2kClicks/ch697Gifts

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. . . I feel like I'm spending my money to eat history. Do you dare to write 1V2 in the copy???? Forget it, the whole story line is very confusing. Anyway, I don't understand why Master Dao and his senior brother had a conflict. They turned against each other inexplicably. They reconciled inexplicably. 1V2he even that little one inexplicably. The child also wanted to join in, and he didn't go into detail about the battle that stabbed his senior brother's heart. I was really unlucky and speechless when I read this book (when I stopped buying after five chapters, I only had one or two chapters left that I didn't buy [laughing]) (Fortunately, I had a comment, and I couldn't find it even if I canceled it [laughing])

2 社 A Socially Anxious Male Cultivator Logs On in the Apocalypse 社恐男修末世上线 Bai Shi Jing Huang白氏静凰Danmei (BL)187k WordsCompleted [Please add these upcoming stories to your collection] The Demon Lord and His Model Husband Cultivate Together in Another World. The title says it all. Coming at the end of June. I Woke Up and My Boyfriend Had Become a Death Warrant. After waking up, his paper boyfriend won't let him kiss him anymore. [Blurb] VIP begins June 22 [Obsessive, hypocritical, shameless devil top x sly, socially anxious, sensitive beauty bottom] Liuli has been beautiful since childhood, and is the only male cultivator 841Favorites1.7kClicks/ch99Gifts

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In my opinion this article is like this: At the beginning, the protagonist and his brother were missed, and then they were besieged. Then the protagonist and his brother had expected it, so they died together, and then his brother tried his best to send him to another world. Then the protagonist lands in a place surrounded by many threats at the beginning. Attacker has been poisoned for many years and looks like a zombie. His force value should be stronger than the protagonist. There is a wolf in front of him and a tiger in the back. In order to survive, the protagonist commissions double cultivation (which can remove the toxins on Attacker's body). After completing the dual cultivation, he ran away because he was afraid of being harmed by the attack. He also threw a bomb back just in case. Then the protagonist ran into Gong when he entered the city. He didn't recognize him, but Gong recognized the protagonist (because Gong looked like a zombie and couldn't see clearly under the light when he was still underground) (When the protagonist was running, there was light outside and Gong saw it, and he became interested and fell in love at first sight, hh) Then Gong pretended to be pitiful, cut off an arm and even blinded himself, so that Shou could be entrusted to take care of him (Shou was penniless and had to be entrusted to support himself). Then Shou thought he was pitiful and treated him with something from the world of cultivation. Later, in a moment of impatience, he fed Gong a thing his brother had left for him to save his life, and then Gong directly became a normal person and rejuvenated his youth (from Ben San to a college student). Later, he found his brother, and then found out that he had been cheated on him, and then a series of messy things happened, and they reconciled inexplicably. Then Gong's base was destroyed by artificial intelligence (the artificial intelligence was saved by his mother, but Gong's biological father killed his mother, and Gong didn't know who his biological father was) (the artificial intelligence wanted revenge). The two of them went to his brother's base together, and then many strange beasts attacked his brother's base, and then his brother made a brilliant appearance. Chuachuachua used hundreds of flying swords to kill the alien beast, over There is no plot, no emotional drama, Jinjiang coins are easy to earn. The main line is unclear, the emotional line ends just after it begins, and the ending is like a fairy tale, "Snow White and Prince Charming lived happily together from now on." They are together inexplicably, and end inexplicably. It is an inexplicable article.

3 诡 When the Supernatural Descended, the Ghost Stories Owed Me 800 Million 诡异降临怪谈倒欠我八个亿 Wild Mustard诸葛菜Danmei (BL)263k WordsCompleted This story is entirely fictional and set in an imagined future world. Please don't conflate it with reality. The clock strikes twelve, and the world-wide beta test begins. Ordinary people from the real world open their eyes to find themselves transmigrated to a new world overrun by the bizarre. It is filled with people who have awakened supernatural abilities, and terrifying anomalous entities that make everyone shudder to speak of them. The transmigrators gain the right to travel regularly b 16.1kFavorites16.8kClicks/ch10.7kGifts

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Forced ending, don't look at the quick run, the front is fine, but the back is cut in half, the chapter of Time Dafa jumps to five years later

4 炮 The Cannon Fodder Awakens 炮灰觉醒了 Dong Baicao东百草Danmei (BL)174k WordsCompleted Qu Yuan nearly died at the hands of Xu Ling's enemy. When his own boyfriend frantically fled with the equally injured Xu Ling in his arms, Qu Yuan finally realized he was living in a book, and that his friend Xu Ling was the protagonist. Xu Ling was strong and determined. He gradually awakened the ability to practice alchemy, leveling up one rank at a time like a hero fighting monsters. Eventually, he became one of the top first-level alchemists, adored by countless people, and even won the hea 2.7kFavorites2.5kClicks/ch2.4kGifts

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It's quite dry, the character is a bit flat, the plot is mediocre, the protagonist is not particularly attractive, and his powers are not clearly explained. It is not written at the end whether he has any powers or what his powers are. The emotional line is also difficult to comment on. It's like a fairy tale, "the princess and the prince got together inexplicably and lived a happy life." As for the villain Xu Ling, I really want to laugh. The villain is like a child playing house, and it feels a bit subdued.

5 人 I'm in the Apocalypse, but I'm a Supermarket Owner 人在末世，但商超老板 Xilan Tree西兰树Danmei (BL)397k WordsCompleted Coming soon: But I'm a Hater! The Strange Animal Park Is Full of Ultra-Dangerous Creatures Synopsis: Tan Qi worked himself like a beast, day and night, for years. On the very day he was promoted, he suffered a sudden heart attack and was so excited he died. When he woke, he'd become a universally hated villainous cannon-fodder character in a novel. ...Accused of being corrupt and vicious, robbing people, and stealing precious food, he was driven out of the human base. On a snowy night, alien b 12.8kFavorites12.6kClicks/ch10.5kGifts

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The protagonist's food is so attractive, and it is obvious that he can use it to gather a group of powerful superpowers to do free labor, but he refuses to do it. He finds the white-eyed wolf researcher at the base who has dirty hands and feet to do free labor. When it is over, he is almost killed by the white-eyed wolf. If there is no system of serum and the attack does not come back in time, the protagonist will die at the door of his own supermarket. After it is over, he comes back to life without doing anything to the researchers to let them go home safely. Now the base comes to sue for peace and gives them a chance. If the protagonist dies directly, people will eat your supermarket without giving them a chance. Not to mention that the supermarket is of no use to them, but the protagonist's life is really gone. This is not a novel about forcibly subduing the protagonist's intelligence. The protagonist has such ability, he can build a base, but he was almost killed by more than 20 free laborers. After that, he still didn't take revenge. He even gave Gong a chance to paper the windows and reconcile. It's amazing. The protagonist is really a soft bun, anyone can pinch it.