I Like Your Uncle Better

May 8, 2023, Monday, 12:21 a.m. Message:

"I know there's no such thing as fidelity in his bones. I see through all his little schemes. He says, 'Come kiss me,' and I go kiss him. He says, 'Come love me,' and I go love him. I'm a realist, but whenever he gets drunk somewhere in the middle of the night and calls me from beside someone else to say, 'Let's be together forever. We'll count the stars, watch the moon, and kiss by the sea,' I still say yes. I tell him, 'All right.'"

"Everything I have is yours. I'll agree to anything."

But why didn't you tell me you had an uncle? He looks more handsome, richer, more disciplined, and more fit than you. Most importantly, he doesn't sleep around, and he looks like he really knows what he's doing.

The blurb is copied, the love letter is a lie. I want your uncle's contact information, right now! (The real motive is finally revealed.)

[Despicable puppy-like bottom x stern but gentle dog-trainer top]

Please note:

1. An old flame reignites, with a 10-year age gap. They're both adults. If you can't accept either the top or the bottom being unmarried, get out! (Wields a fork) (Glares)

2. There will be a groveling arc, with the bottom pursuing the top. It may get a little melodramatic. The bottom needs time to grow, but won't cross any moral lines.

Theme: Every person is unique and deserves to be loved.