If You're a Sorcerer, Come Let a Hunter Cut Me Down!

Alice opened her eyes to find herself face-to-face with the Phantom Troupe leader in the middle of a murder.

At the brink of death, she bound herself to a Fish-Like System, which sponsored her with only two ancestral stinky socks.

The Phantom Troupe leader smiled ominously. "Are you trying to insult me?"

At the last possible moment, a white-haired teacher and the King of Curses both made their entrance, radiating overwhelming presence.

Alice thought the next step would be to stomp the Phantom Troupe leader underfoot and make him kneel and sing "I Will Conquer You." Instead, the two newcomers went and demolished half the building first.

Chrollo: "Kneel and sing 'I Will Conquer You'?"

Good news: She survived.

Bad news: The price was dating the leader of a band of thieves.

The System kept making her promises.

[Bring your new friends along and conquer the Hunter world!]

Alice looked at her delightfully eccentric, star-studded team--

Gojo Satoru pulled off his blindfold and leaned in. "I'll help, but a kiss as payment isn't too much to ask, right~?"

Ryomen Sukuna sneered. "Want me to help? Get on your knees and beg."

Dazai Osamu flipped through a book elegantly. "If you'll die with me, I might consider it."

She silently opened the System again and looked at the items in her inventory: [Stinky Socks x3] [Expired Bread x1] [Broken Slippers x1]. She fell into thought for a brief moment.

Conquer the world?

Let's just try to survive the first three chapters!

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The old world has reached its end. A new world built by Alice is about to begin.

Her goal isn't to rule all of humanity, stand above the masses, or enjoy absolute power.

Instead--

"World peace."

--And while she's at it, she'll use the Fish-Like System to put all these unhinged teammates up for sale.

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[Blurb posted on 2025.1.15]

Theme: World peace.