Asahina Mika had known since childhood that she was different, because she could see things that even her third-oldest brother, who had become a monk, could not.
"If I go to a boarding school in Britain for seven years, I'll still come home every summer and winter break, so don't miss me too much!" Six-year-old Mika reminded her brothers, full of concern.
Of course, eleven-year-old Mika never did receive an owl carrying an acceptance letter.
Maybe owls just couldn't fly that far.
But it was all right. She'd grown up. She wasn't a childish little girl with nothing but dreams anymore, and becoming a wizard was no longer her dream career.
Being a wizard was dangerous and came with no job security. It seemed like you had to work all year round, too. It really wasn't an ideal job.
A truly ideal job should be nine to five, with lots of benefits and weekends off. Ideally, you'd work four days and get three days off!
At fifteen, Asahina Mika felt she'd become much more mature. Then she received a letter from Tokyo Metropolitan Jujutsu Technical High School.
Asahina Mika: Wait, a technical school? Does that mean I'll become a jujutsu sorcerer after I graduate? Do sorcerers make good money? Do you get overtime pay for working overtime? Do you get weekends off? Do you get four types of insurance and three taxes?
What? The students are expected to exorcise curses? Doesn't that count as child labor... Should I get in touch with that senior official I know at the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare? :)
"Notes"
1. This is a crossover fic with a lot of different series, seriously, a lot. If you only want to read Jujutsu Kaisen, you might be disappointed, so please proceed with caution!
2. The author likes happy endings for everyone, so all my favorite characters will get happy endings.
3. That means there will probably be lots of canon changes, original settings, timeline manipulation (emphasis!) and OOC moments (saving people pretty much requires it, right?).
4. The pairing is set: one-on-one with Itadori.
5. Japan's four insurances and three taxes are roughly equivalent to our five insurances and one housing fund. That's what Baidu told me. If that's wrong, please let me know!
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1. "Does Killing Yourself in a Parallel World Count as Suicide?"
Karasuma Renya, female, 19 years old.
To clarify, she's a genius girl.
After discussing life with Bai Lan, a friend she met at university, she begins researching parallel worlds.
On her first day in a parallel world, she discovers that her fan club is actually a thoroughly evil criminal organization in this world.
Karasuma Renya (female): I mean, sure, I know one, two, three, four Mafia bosses, but that doesn't mean I want to become one myself?
Even worse, she discovers that the version of herself in this parallel world was born over a hundred years before her, and is now a decrepit old man.
Karasuma Renya (female): I could accept my parallel-world self being a man, but I absolutely cannot accept him being an old man who's gone mad pursuing immortality!
Karasuma Renya makes up her mind in just one second. She'll follow in her friend's footsteps and kill her parallel-world self.
Karasuma Renya (female): Murder is a crime, but it's not like I'm killing someone else. I'm killing myself.
Suicide is a grave sin only according to Christian doctrine. But guess what?
I'm not religious. :)
"Notes"
1. That's right, the female lead is the alternate version of the Big Boss from a parallel world. Her name is pronounced the same way: Karasuma Renya.
2. The male lead is Toko.
3. A world where every member of the police academy group survives.
4. I'll add more if I think of anything else.
2. "The Princess Is Busy Today, Too"
Everyone at the Armed Detective Agency knows that Mr. Ranpo has had a mysterious pen pal for over a decade.
In private, the Agency members speculate that the pen pal who gets along so well with the capricious, arrogant world's greatest detective must be some kind of eccentric genius, just like him.
That is, until a silver-haired little girl in a Lolita dress appears before them.
The Agency members: ???
As they get to know her, everyone gradually accepts that the pen pal is a sweet, gentle, soft-skinned, adorable little girl.
The little girl loves reading, sweets, fluffy things, and anything full of life. She's exactly the kind of daughter or little sister people dream of having.
After all, cute is justice, and having a mascot like her around the Agency is pretty nice, everyone thinks.
Though this mascot is a little mysterious. She knows the [Golden King] of the Noname Clan, the [Queen of Arms] who rules the world, and even the Great King Enma's [First Assistant] from Hell. Even the newly appointed [God of Wisdom] has come by, eager to meet her.
But cute is justice!
That is, until one day they see her calmly "pull" a glowing book out of her chest and bring a certain red-haired mafioso back to life.
The Agency members: ???
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To the world's greatest detective, the world is full of boring mysteries he can solve at a glance.
Every answer is within reach, and the world is far too dull.
That is, until Amber appears.
"I hate boring common sense. I hate useless knowledge. I hate the dull adult world. But if it's for you, if I can be with you..."
"I can share half my doughnut with you, give you the marble from my soda bottle, share my very best snacks with you, and lend you the wisdom of the world's greatest detective."
The capricious, adorable detective announces loudly:
"So you have to treasure me forever, okay?!"
"Notes"
- OOC moments, timeline manipulation, and lots of original settings.
- It's obvious from the blurb who the male lead is: our world's greatest detective!
- The "Princess" in the title comes from the "hime" in "doku-hime". Writing it directly as "doku-hime" felt a little strange.
- The female lead is based on "The Mystic Archives of Dantalian", but with original settings and almost no connection to the original plot. Anything relevant will be explained in the story, so you don't need to have read it.
- Some relatively obscure anime are featured. Any related settings or plot points will be explained, so you don't need to have seen them. (But the author is going to enthusiastically recommend them anyway! They're all really good!)
- This is a rewritten and polished version of an old story. My old pen name was Yuhua. I'm not plagiarizing it; I'm the original author!
That's all! If you're interested, feel free to bookmark it. I'll probably decide which one to start first based on the number of bookmarks.
Theme: Take control of your own destiny.
Todo: As long as you like Takada, you will be my half-brother.
Wow, it's so painful. Capitalists really penetrate into every aspect.
Oh wow, the plot of Conan anchoring for the night will never get old hahahaha, I feel like it will be very interesting later.
It's the perfect ending of the first half of the first half of the curse in my dream. Wuwuwu, Master Tan is dead, Junpei can join the high school, and Hisuhito won't die even once. Wuwuwu
**Tweet my pre-received articles** 1. "Is killing yourself in the parallel world considered suicide?" Karasuma Renya, female, 19 years old. By the way, she is a talented girl. After discussing life with Bai Lanjisuo, a friend he met in college, he began to study parallel worlds. On her first day in the parallel world, she discovered that her fan club was actually a criminal organization that did all kinds of evil in this world. Karasuma Renya (♀): Although I do know one, two, three, and four leaders of MAFIA, does that mean that I want to become the leader? What's even more outrageous is that she discovered that she in the parallel world was born more than a hundred years before her, and is now a bad old man. Renya Karasuma (♀): I can accept that I am a man in the parallel world, but I can never accept that I am an old man who pursues immortality to the point of going crazy! It only took Karasuma Renya a second to make the decision to follow the path of her friends and kill herself in this parallel world. Karasuma Renya (♀): Murder is a crime, but what I kill is not others, but myself. Suicide is only a mortal sin in Christian teachings, but guess what? I'm not religious :) *Note* 1. Yes, the heroine is a heterotopic version of Karasuma Renye from a parallel world. The pronunciation of her name is the same as Karasuma Renye (からすま れんや). 2. The male protagonist Toru Amuro 3. A world where all members of the police academy team survive 4. Please add others as you think of them. 2. "The princess is also very busy today" The entire Armed Detective Agency knows that Edogawa Ranpo has a mysterious pen pal who has been in contact for more than ten years. Everyone in the detective agency secretly speculated that the pen pal who got along well with the willful and arrogant world's number one detective was probably a strange genius similar to him. ——Until the silver-haired Lolita wearing a Lolita dress appeared in front of everyone. Everyone in the detective agency:??? As we get along with each other, everyone has gradually accepted the fact that the pen pal is a well-behaved, soft, white and cute little loli. The little loli likes reading books, eating sweets, furries, and all vibrant things. She is exactly what humans dream of being a daughter or sister. After all, cuteness is justice. It would be nice to have such a mascot in the detective agency. Everyone in the detective agency thinks so. Although this mascot is a bit mysterious, he knows the [King of Gold] of the non-Tokiyuan, the [Queen of Arms] who is running rampant in the world, and even the [First Assistant Officer] of Yama King from Hell, and even the new [God of Wisdom] came here to meet him. But cuteness is justice! ——Until one day, everyone saw each other "taking out" a glowing book from his chest without hesitation, and brought a certain red-haired person back to life. Everyone in the detective agency:??? For the world's best detective, the world is full of boring puzzles that can be solved with just one glance. All the answers to the mystery are at your fingertips, and the world is a bit too boring. ——Until Amber appears. "I hate boring common sense, useless knowledge, and the boring adult world, but if it's for you and with you -" "I can give you half of the donuts, I can give you the glass balls from the soda bottles, I can share the most delicious snacks with you, I can lend you the wisdom of the world's number one detective." The willful and cute detective announced loudly. "So you have to cherish it for the rest of your life——!" *Note* ·ooc exists, timeline operations exist, and a large number of private settings exist ·It's obvious from the writing that the male protagonist is our world's number one detective! ·The "Princess" in the title comes from the "Ji" in reading Ji (because it feels weird to write reading Ji directly ·The setting of the heroine comes from "Dantrienne's Bookshelf", but it is private and basically has nothing to do with the plot of the original work. If it is involved, it will be written in the text, so it will not affect me if I haven't read it. ·Involving less popular episodes, the relevant settings and plots will be explained, so it won't affect you if you haven't seen it (but the author himself wants to sell Amway like crazy! They are all really good-looking! ·It's a rewrite of an old article. The original pen name is Taohua. It's not plagiarism, it's his own person. Derivative advance payment and above! If you are interested, you can collect it first. You should look at the collection to decide which one to open first. There is also an unlimited number of articles in a column. Before I finish writing this book, I will probably fill in the pit first. Friends who are interested can also click and collect it↓! ~ 3. "I am developing the Anti-Cat German Alliance in Infinite Games" As one of the last cats to become spirits before the founding of the People's Republic of China, Song Miao has always disdained the modern coquettishness and cuteness. Unexpectedly, before she could overturn the current heresy of "Cat Virtue", she would be inexplicably involved in a desperate game. Players who were trembling with fear from the indescribable ghosts that could be seen everywhere in the dungeon regarded the cat that suddenly appeared in the dark night, wrapped in a mysterious aura, as if it could see their souls, as a game NPC that should not be underestimated. Song Miao looked at the two-legged beasts in awe and fear, and licked her paws with satisfaction. "Don't cry, don't make trouble, don't tear down the house, let's give you paws, hugs and kisses", go ahead and dream, Twolegs! But I didn't expect that without the players, there would still be strange NPCs. Vase Girl takes pleasure in swallowing players made of blood: Ah, what a cute little kitten! Just let me nuzzle you and I won't eat you~ Song Miao: Huh? The players, who were being teased and running around with bruises all over their bodies, saw Song Miao wave her claws and the vase fell to the ground. The vase girl let out a scream and disappeared, leaving only the key to clear the level. The big boss who has beaten the players to the point of death and shows a disdainful smile: It's just a cat. If you are more obedient and well-behaved, it's not like I can't keep you. Song Miao: Oh? The lingering players saw Song Miao nimbly evade the dungeon boss's fancy attacks, scratching the boss until it was scarred, and fell to the ground with a look of death. Song Miao: If cats don't show off their power, do you really think we are hello kitty? I, Song Miao, want to let you know today that cats are ferocious predators! Song Miao herself is not a kitten who cares about cat ethics, but she found herself a breeder who cares about "human ethics". The breeder will not force the cat to pet him, and will not fight back even if it is scratched. He will also remember Song Miao's favorite food and taste, and prepare dried fish for her anytime and anywhere. Song Miao was very satisfied. But she gradually discovered why the breeder had been looking at her with hesitant eyes recently? Song Miao, who considered herself very considerate of her subordinates, found a moment to block the breeder and asked him if he had anything to say. Breeder Cheng Qinian's eyes were as gentle as water, but behind him there were shadow tentacles spreading like a cage: Miaomiao, you've been a breeder for so long, so a little tip isn't too much, right? *Note* 1. A straight-shooting cat who never acts coquettishly or acts cute but will do anything if he doesn't obey. The "gentle and virtuous" breeder in the kitchen 2. Cats can transform into humans, but they are not humans; both the cat and the breeder have hidden identities, but spoilers are involved. 3. The author himself strongly supports Maode Academy and is not an undercover agent sent by Building 3. Song Maomao's thoughts do not represent the author's complete thoughts.
The timeline here isn't quite right. In the volleyball part, they graduated from the third grade after they finished the spring high school. The new school year starts in March. Now the national competition is being held around the summer vacation. They have been promoted to the third grade since they were in the second grade. Kuroo and the other three are already graduating freshmen.
Weihua single-handedly saved Megumin and Wild Rose who were about to be beaten hahaha
I have almost forgotten the previous plot. Does the heroine know Kudo Shinichi?
It's been so long since I've updated that I've forgotten what I was talking about earlier (crying) There are five people in the first grade, is it because of Junpei??? I don't want to turn over the front anymore
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