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Cool, aloof, youthful beauty bottom x older man who overthinks himself into falling in love top
Shen Yuxiu was a System. After retiring from his job, he transmigrated into a dog-blooded, abusive novel as a universally hated cannon fodder.
The original owner was the real young master who had been living on the streets. After finally being found and brought home, he received no love from either parent, was constantly targeted by the fake young master, and was forced to be with a scumbag.
The scumbag seemed like a gentleman on the surface, but behind closed doors he treated him as nothing more than a tool to vent his desires. He had someone else in his heart, his beloved white moonlight, and was also involved with the fake young master. In the end, he caused the original owner to die in the summer of his twentieth year.
Shen Yuxiu: "...What kind of trash plot is this? I'll take every one of them down!"
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Armed with the plot and overflowing with a sense of justice, Shen Yuxiu set out to face-slap everyone. But after getting drunk, he somehow ended up kissing a stranger at a banquet.
He woke up completely bewildered. It took him several days to realize that the person he'd kissed might have been the richest man in the original novel, Yan Ze, the scumbag's biological uncle.
Thinking of what had happened to some of the novel's cannon fodder, Shen Yuxiu nearly ran for his life. Then, unexpectedly, he heard Yan Ze say that he was pregnant.
Shen Yuxiu was shocked, but quickly accepted it.
If a System could transmigrate into a book, why couldn't a kiss lead to a baby? Everyone got pregnant in different ways!
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Strange things began happening frequently in Yan Ze's dreams, along with a strange person.
Later, those strange things happened in real life. First, he met a beautiful young man, then got kissed.
Then one day, the beautiful young man even took advantage of his midday nap to sneakily feel his stomach.
When caught, the other man's pale amber eyes were full of confusion. "Why aren't you showing yet?"
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Little scene:
Ever since Yan Ze realized his wife was woefully uninformed about this sort of thing, he began making up all kinds of nonsense.
Every time he opened his mouth, it was, "This is good for the baby..."
For the baby's sake, Shen Yuxiu never complained, even when he ended up with an aching back and sore legs.
But could someone tell him why, after all that effort, the baby still hadn't been born?!
Content warnings:
1. No childbirth! It's fake!! A very lowbrow, dog-blood revenge power fantasy. Extremely lowbrow, extremely dog-blood, satisfying first and sweet later, not a comedy!
2. The bottom relies on men to some extent for revenge (but he means relying on them to work hard). If that bothers you, please don't read~
3. Neither the top nor the bottom is originally from this world. Their identities and connection will be revealed later.
4. The bottom is a System who transmigrated into a book. He knows general common sense, but lacks knowledge about bodily functions, so his thought process can be pretty unusual at times.
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In life, Bai Chuqiu was graceful and exceptionally talented, the top scorer personally selected by the emperor.
But one day, he transmigrated into a book and became a cannon-fodder, clingy simp on a dating show.
The original owner flirted with everyone, leaving no one untouched, and chased after several people at once.
He'd sneakily wear the doctor's white shirt, slip into the top male model's room at midnight to feel his abs, and gaze longingly at the abstinent movie star...
Bai Chuqiu was aghast. He buttoned his loose shirt all the way to the collar. "...This is simply an affront to proper conduct!"
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The haters noticed that Bai Chuqiu, who used to trail after the male contestants every day on the show, seemed to have changed his ways.
He no longer chased after others. Instead, he quietly read obscure ancient books, his graceful hands writing each character in elegant strokes.
But when he stopped chasing them, the male contestants all went crazy.
The usually stern doctor clutched the shirt Bai Chuqiu had taken off, his face filled with obsession. "His scent haunts my dreams."
The top male model sneaked into his room in the middle of the night, wearing only a towel that showed off his firm abs. "My cat just learned to do a backflip. Want to come see?"
The abstinent movie star's eyes were bloodshot as he gritted his teeth and cornered him. "Didn't you say you only loved me?"
Bai Chuqiu looked at everyone as if they were beyond teaching, then set up a lecture on the dating show. "Romance is but an external trifle!"
But when he turned around, a pair of long arms pulled him into an embrace.
The big shot rumored to be cold and heartless held him affectionately, a bright red kiss mark on his neck. "You kissed me last night. Are you not going to take responsibility?"
Bai Chuqiu blushed and shook his head, then nodded, his voice as soft as a mosquito's buzz. "Of course I will..."
It's just that he probably wouldn't find a sedan chair on the street big enough to carry a bride who's six foot three...
Theme: Pursue what you want bravely and break free from your circumstances
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhahahahahahaha. I know that Yan is really stupid and annoying. He seems out of place with everyone.
Ah, I actually received the notification of the release of V. I am still waiting for the completion. What happened to the author? 😩😩😩 Will I write this book again in the future?
Is this a domestic violence man? He thinks that he can commit violence unscrupulously against anyone he has established a relationship with. After the death of the original owner in his previous life, wasn't Bai Yueguang beaten to death in the extra story?
One subject, two zeroes and one system, is this a blessing for scumbag parents?
They fought beautifully, but they were all wronged and they actually wanted to beat them up themselves.
It seems that the system has never beaten this scumbag. Why? Can't beat it?
This former male protagonist will be taken offline immediately if he is posted online. Really, he is so violent that he would be sent to a mental hospital⊙⊙
Hey hey hey sweet love
Tsk tsk tsk, come find a wife if you get a chance
Oh my God, this Yan Mingming knows when he will be offline. Every time I see him harassing me, I feel a disgusting greasy feeling. He touches her twice. This is already XSR, right?