After Kicking Him to the Crematorium, the CEO Got Toppled

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[Green-Tea, Flirty Yuzu Top X Flirtatious-Without-Knowing-It CEO Bottom]

Qi Yu transmigrated into a book,

becoming the scum top in an old-fashioned, melodramatic novel from a certain gay fiction site, a man who toyed with young men's feelings and was ultimately bankrupted by the protagonist bottom and sent to Africa to work in the mines.

He arrived just as the original owner was at a party, bullying and domineering over the protagonist bottom in one of the novel's most infamous scenes.

"What future could a B-list actor possibly have? You'd be better off coming with me..."

Seeing the sinister look in the protagonist bottom's eyes,

Qi Yu trembled:

"Come with me... and work hard, strive to get ahead!"

To avoid ending up mining in Africa,

Qi Yu declared: No way am I going through a groveling-after-the-breakup arc. I'll decide my own future!

So he diligently kept up his domineering CEO persona, while following the original story by making the protagonist bottom a movie star,

and also making sure to show him some human warmth.

A groveling-after-the-breakup arc? Impossible!

His clothes got wet, so could Qi Yu help him change?

No problem... but why does the protagonist bottom keep touching him all over?

He was afraid of the dark, so could they sleep together?

No problem... but he was hugging Qi Yu so tightly that he could barely breathe.

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Rumors were flying around the entertainment industry:

the aloof Golden Tripod Award-winning Best Actor had been kept by a powerful benefactor.

To prove their innocence, the two went on a survival reality show together.

Fans hauled out their little stools, ready to defend their beloved idol to the death.

The fans, one second: Don't let anyone mistreat you, big brother!

The next second, their iron-pumping, tough-guy idol turned into a helpless little thing: "Why won't you pay attention to me anymore?"

Fans (with twitching lips, secretly searching online):

[What do I do if the star I'm following is a green tea?]

Looking at the 188-centimeter protagonist bottom in his arms,

Qi Yu said solemnly:

"First, we're just employer and employee.

Second, how could someone this cute possibly be a green tea?"

The "cute" protagonist bottom repaid Qi Yu for recognizing his talent by offering himself when their passion ran high.

The next day, President Qi rubbed his aching waist and legs. "...What?"

Had he been tricked?

Coming soon, coming soon:

[Being Straight Is Just My Cover]

1.

Huai Yan, a top-tier star, was famous not only for a face so handsome it could stun gods and men, but also for his eternally expressionless acting, earning him the nickname "pretty AI" from netizens.

Yet this aloof star, who barely gave anyone the time of day, turned unbelievably soft around Jin Ze. He could barely get a word out, and could only lower his head, blushing.

2.

Huai Yan had a secret: he had a crush on his rival, Jin Ze, the boss.

But Jin Ze was a dyed-in-the-wool straight man, the kind who wrinkled his nose in disgust at the sight of two men holding hands.

Through a series of misunderstandings, the two ended up on a dating show where the contestants' sexual orientations were unspecified.

Straight or gay, everything was still up in the air.

Huai Yan had no choice but to hide the fact that he liked men, pretend to be straight, and stay on the same side as Jin Ze.

3.

When it came time to choose a crush to accompany them to a small island, Jin Ze chose Huai Yan without hesitation and shared a couples' bed with him.

"I can't be sure about other people's orientations, but you and I are both straight guys. Sharing a bed is no problem, right? Besides, if you're cold, just hold me and you'll warm up..."

Huai Yan's heart pounded with nerves,

but he'd heard that real straight men didn't care about this sort of thing, so he blushed and reached out.

To keep up his straight-guy act, Jin Ze invited him to shower together, and he agreed.

Jin Ze asked him to help change his clothes, and he did.

Jin Ze asked him to...?

"Bro, don't you think this is kind of weird for two straight guys?"

Jin Ze held down his lover's body, softened by kisses, then swept him into his arms. "It's perfectly normal for two straight guys to kiss."

4.

The next day, Huai Yan had been forcibly carried back to Jin Ze's home. When he dragged himself out of bed, aching all over, he saw photos of himself of every size covering the room. As he stared in shock, Jin Ze captured his lips in a kiss.

Huai Yan: "This is normal? You're straight?!"

Jin Ze nodded innocently. "I didn't lie. I'm straight. I directly like men."

So whose cover is being straight, anyway?

What a scheming top!!!

Theme: Even when faced with adversity, keep striving.