[Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail] Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Saves Lives Every Day

Pre-release: "Looking for My Husband at Teyvat University" and "Fake Corporate Warfare: Going for the Jugular (Danmei)". Bookmark them and get a birdcage~

Blurb:

Rumor has it that Wangsheng Funeral Parlor in Liyue has a new employee with amazing powers, capable of bringing the dead back to life and restoring flesh to bone.

Terminally ill patients from all seven nations filled the parlor to the brim. Most were carried in, but walked out full of energy.

Everyone marveled at this and spread the rumor that the young woman was an immortal living in seclusion.

When Director Hu Tao returned from a business trip, she was shocked to find someone had stolen her business from right under her nose.

A beautiful young woman had even brought people back to life after their coffins had been nailed shut!

Hu Tao: ???!!!

"Consultant! Are you going to explain why the employee you hired is working for the competition?!"

Hua Zhi, heir to the Aeon of Abundance, was tossed into another world by her unreliable dad (or mom) to discover the true meaning of her Path.

Hua Zhi silently recited: selflessness, altruism, healing

But then she saw his face.

The heck with selflessness, altruism, and healing.

She shyly tugged at his dragon-patterned sleeve. "Big brother, my dad doesn't want me anymore. Boo hoo hoo hoo."

Years later, the Medicine Master remembered her little cub and decided to stick their head out and take a look.

They were met with a devastating sight: their little cub had gone off like a meat bun tossed to a dog, never to return.

#TheEnd,AbundanceHasNoHeirs#

Reading Guide

1. This is primarily Genshin Impact. You can understand it even if you haven't played Honkai: Star Rail.

2. Anything that doesn't match the game setting is my own headcanon. Please don't flame me if you dislike it, just click the X.

3. Updates are generally daily. If anything comes up, I'll leave a note in the author's comments~

4. The female lead is relatively weak early on and grows stronger gradually. If that's not your thing, you can just...

Pre-Release: "Looking for My Husband at Teyvat University [Genshin Impact]"

Tang Xue, the sole exchange student from the Honkai: Star Rail universe's university, traveled alone to enroll at Teyvat University.

She gazed at the university's imposing, luxurious gates, flanked by seventy-two pillars of the gods. It truly lived up to its reputation as the top school on the planet HoYoverse, looking leagues ahead of the competition.

The upperclasswoman assigned to greet her was also warm and outgoing.

Tang Xue humbly asked which major she should choose.

The upperclasswoman asked which one she wanted to know about.

Tang Xue glanced at the impressive list of departments.

"The top choice for the self-employed: Mondstadt?"

The upperclasswoman: "Oh, you graduate straight into unemployment. The dean, Barbatos, hasn't shown his face in ten years. They say he's a drunk."

Tang Xue: "A gathering place for elites, a white-collar incubator: Liyue?"

The upperclasswoman: "Sheesh, you'll be worked to the bone from your first year. Even a zombie held together by its last breath has to get a job."

Tang Xue: "A militarized management center: Inazuma?"

The upperclasswoman: "The campus is currently locked down. Leave the grounds and you're expelled."

Tang Xue: "A temple of knowledge: Sumeru?"

The upperclasswoman: "I hear they're stingy with funding applications, and over 90% of students need extra time to graduate."

Tang Xue was about to grab her luggage and run back home when she turned and saw an exceptionally handsome and elegant upperclassman, tall and graceful with an extraordinary bearing. Suddenly, she didn't want to run anymore.

Then she heard the upperclasswoman casually order the upperclassman around: "Oh, Consultant? Perfect timing. Come help the new student with her luggage."

When she heard the upperclasswoman praise the Consultant as someone who knew everything, Tang Xue shyly asked, "Senior Zhongli, do you know Morax?"

Zhongli: "He's the dean of Liyue College, but I hear he's retired. Why are you looking for him?"

Tang Xue held up a contract. "He's my fiance. I came to marry him."

Pre-Release: "Fake Corporate Warfare: Going for the Jugular" (Danmei)

Ji Chenchuan, the legitimate young heir to the Ji Group, had been a champion playboy all his life.

At the bar during his twentieth birthday celebration, he met a man who was cool and gentle, with a face so beautiful it struck straight to the heart.

Ji Chenchuan pushed aside the women crowding around him and lifted the beauty's chin. "Baby, wanna hook up?"

That very night, Ji Chenchuan suffered the biggest fall of his life. His father died unexpectedly, while his stepmother and stepbrother seized all of the Ji family's assets and forced him to hand over his shares and get out.

Just as Ji Chenchuan was about to end up on the streets, the man arrived with his father's will. With swift and decisive measures, he took control of the Ji family's entire network of power and sat calmly in the seat of honor. The moment his stepmother saw him, she fell silent, trembling with fear.

The man introduced himself with impeccable manners and elegant poise: "Wen Ye, head of the foremost of the three great families. I've come to announce my old friend's will."

That night, Ji Chenchuan learned the man's name was Wen Ye, the head of the Wen family, the most unshakable of the three great families.

That night, Wen Ye protected him, looking down on him as if he were a pitiful insect.

"Beg me, and I'll save you."

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Years later, Ji Chenfeng became head of the Ji family through ruthless and decisive means. The three great families all followed his lead.

But the Wen family crumbled and fell. Its head, Wen Ye, died in a laboratory explosion, leaving no remains.

That night, Ji Chenfeng barged into the Wen family estate and took Wen Ye's ashes. He wouldn't even allow the Wen family to hold a memorial service.

Everyone thought Ji Chenfeng hated Wen Ye to the core, until an assistant who looked remarkably like Wen Ye appeared at Ji Chenfeng's side.

After getting drunk, the head of the Ji family pinned him in a corner and had his way with him.

Wen Ye had always thought Ji Chenfeng hated him and wanted him dead.

It wasn't until he saw a life-sized body pillow with his own face on Ji Chenfeng's bed, along with countless photographs and all manner of unspeakable things in a secret room, that he belatedly realized Ji Chenfeng's feelings had turned into something else. He tried to leave, only to see Ji Chenfeng's devilish smile.

The head of the Ji family locked the secret room door behind him. "Where do you think you're going?"

Sickly beauty who can fight, bottom x deranged CEO, top

Theme: Face difficulties without fear and stand on your own two feet.