[Genshin Impact] Teyvat's Grand Funeral

Completed novel: The Emperor Raised a Slime. Coming soon: [Genshin Impact: Honkai: Star Rail] Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Saves Lives Every Day. See the blurb at the end.

You fall into Teyvat carrying the purest Gnosis and the secrets of Celestia.

Though you should have been everyone's enemy, they all cherish you.

The bard places a Cecilia wreath on your head and sings you poems of love and happiness at Starsnatch Cliff.

The head of the Kamisato Clan throws you the most beautiful fireworks show, giving you the most romantic surprise in front of a crowd.

The forest ranger of Sumeru taps your forehead, exasperated but indulgent. "How can you not tell Whopperflowers from Sweet Flowers?"

The Acting Sage invites you to his home. "As long as you don't mind my roommate."

Teyvat is like a beautiful, unreal dream. But when you wake, the truth is laid bare. On the brink of collapse, Teyvat needs your sacrifice to open the gate to Celestia and fulfill the final contract.

So all that beauty was an illusion, and everyone who claimed to like you had an ulterior motive.

You chose to grant them their wish, and save Teyvat.

But when you fell from the sky, they all regretted it.

When you wake again, you are an ordinary person without even a Vision.

The Seven have divided Celestia's power among themselves, becoming terrifying beings with no restraints.

The Anemo Archon builds you a tower called Freedom.

With the Electro Archon's tacit approval, the head of the Kamisato Clan wants to hide you forever in a dreamlike illusion.

The entire rainforest turns into a mire that draws you in and won't let you go.

Desperate, you place all your hopes in the God of Contracts.

Zhongli's deep voice makes you tremble. "Will you enter into an eternal, fair contract with me?"

A sickly beauty, you x some of the male characters of Teyvat. I'll write whoever I feel like.

May be written in second person.

A product of letting my imagination run wild

I'll add reading notes bit by bit when I remember, once this is underway.

I've finished Kamisato Ayato's part and started Neuvillette's. I'll add who comes next later.

Coming soon: [Genshin Impact: Honkai: Star Rail] Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Saves Lives Every Day

Rumor has it that Wangsheng Funeral Parlor in Liyue has hired a new employee, a wondrous woman who can bring the dead back to life and regenerate flesh and bone.

Terminally ill patients from all seven nations crowd the parlor. Most of them arrive on stretchers and walk out full of energy.

Everyone is amazed, and rumors spread that the young woman is an Adeptus living in seclusion.

When Director Hu Tao returns from a trip, she finds that someone has stolen her business right out from under her.

A pretty young woman has even revived people whose coffins had already been nailed shut!

Hu Tao: ???!!!

"Consultant! Care to explain why the employee you hired is working for our competition?!"

Hua Zhi, heir to the Aeon of Abundance, is thrown into another world by her unreliable dad (or mom) to find the true meaning of her Path.

Hua Zhi silently repeats: selflessness, altruism, healing

But only if he's handsome.

Then she opens her eyes and sees a devastatingly handsome face.

To hell with selflessness, altruism, and healing.

Hua Zhi shyly tugs on his dragon-patterned sleeve. "Big brother, my dad doesn't want me anymore. Boohoohoo."

Years later, the Yaoshi remembers her little cub and decides to peek in on her.

Instead, she nearly faints when she discovers her little cub has been swept away and isn't coming back.

#The end. The Abundance has no heirs.#

Mostly Genshin Impact. You can follow along even if you haven't played Honkai: Star Rail!

Theme: Loving and being loved are both forms of happiness