Roommate Calling Out Through the Air Bot

Sang Yu, an anime-obsessed shut-in, has an identity he must never let anyone discover: Xiao Molihua, a famous cute dance-cover uploader.

But on the first day of college, the moment he pushed open his dorm room door, he got the worst possible start.

Roommate No. 1: Chestnut curls and a cartilage piercing, with a Western diva for a profile picture and a bare-bottomed hunk as his wallpaper. His sexuality is questionable.

Roommate No. 2: A sports student with tattoo sleeves and white socks. His computer screensaver is Anya, his profile reads, "Miss Makima, I want to be your dog," and there's a Mai Sakurajima figurine on his bookshelf.

Roommate No. 3: His seat is covered in posters of female idols, his bookshelf holds albums, fan light sticks, and photo cards, and he always has a camera bag slung across his body.

Roommate No. 4: A striking, flamboyant blond hottie, video-calling his girlfriend. He's dressed in Balenciaga and wearing AJ sneakers, so fashionable that just looking at him could give you rheumatism.

Roommate No. 5: Already studying the 4,500 words for the graduate school entrance exam on the first day of classes. An unimpressive-looking study machine with black-rimmed glasses and long bangs, he's the king of all grinders.

Sang Yu slowly closed his eyes and posted an update:

A Re: Life in Another World from Zero, with all my roommates bad green onions. Danger!

For some reason, after he posted it, all five roommates' phones chimed at the same time.

Sang Yu: ...

Sang Yu: Eyes shaking in shock.

A few things to know before reading:

1. A beloved, universally adored bottom, taking on good and bad green onions in a battle of wits and courage.

2. This story belongs to the 2.5D world, so please don't project it onto the real world.

3. A sweet little confection, also known as "Pretending to Be a Green Onion" and "Green Onion: The Spy Who Came In from the Cold."

Theme: Don't judge people by their appearance.