Livestreaming Chinese Civilization to the Dynasties

Note: [Thank you all for reading, catching typos, adding this to your favorites, commenting, subscribing, and sending gifts. Muah~] Blurb: ↓↓↓ Jiang Ye and Jiang Xue are partners on a history show, as well as a couple. After the show goes live, its content is broadcast to various parallel worlds. [Episode One: Let’s Explore How Ancient People Dressed, Ate, Traveled, and Lived] Jiang Ye: “In the pre-Qin period, people either wore nothing under their clothes or wore leg coverings. That’s why Jing Ke’s sitting with his legs spread after failing to assassinate Qin Shi Huang was seen as an insult.” Ying Zheng: “…” In another time and space, Liu Bang laughs out loud, but honestly keeps his legs together. … [Episode Two: The Importance of Papermaking and Printing to Culture and Education] Deng Sui: Cai Lun! Zhao Kuangyin: Bi Sheng!! The Hundred Schools of Thought from the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods: !!! [Episode Three: Gunpowder, from the Quest for Immortality to Its Glorious Transformation into a Weapon of War] Ying Zheng: … Liu Che: … Li Shimin: … Not a peep from any of them. [Episode Four: Trade and Commerce Along the Two Silk Roads] [Episode Five: How Medicine Improved and Affected Average Life Expectancy] [Episode Six: From the Yellow River Basin to Today’s “Big Rooster”] [Content warning: The author didn’t major in history. Please correct me in the comments, and I’ll fix what I can before the novel is finished. This is a novel set in a parallel world, not historical fiction. Please don’t take its contents as fact.] Upcoming novel 1: National Destiny Livestream: Starting with Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han Blurb: ↓↓↓ In 221 BCE, Ying Zheng conquers the six kingdoms and unifies the realm. In the Han dynasty, Liu Che celebrates Huo Qubing’s great victory. Before they can savor their triumph, the sky suddenly changes, and a national destiny livestream descends. In the national destiny livestream, the winners receive rewards to improve their people’s lives, while the losing dynasty becomes the property of the livestream. For the sake of their nations’ destinies, Ying Zheng and Liu Che have no choice but to press forward. They are the first contestants, but they won’t be the last. [Beep, Please select a team captain for each team.] In the Qin dynasty, Meng Yi and Meng Tian both look at Ying Zheng. In the Han dynasty, Wei Qing and Huo Qubing also look at Liu Che. Later, as more contestants join, Ying Zheng watches Qin Er Shi, Hu Hai, draw his sword. In the Han dynasty, Liu Bang eyes Liu Che enviously and rubs his hands together. “Good great-grandson, let your great-grandfather have your captain’s position!” Liu Che covers his ears. He can’t hear anything. He can’t hear a thing. Lü Zhi and Wu Zetian exchange a smile, then each leads her own team. Li Bai and Du Fu head straight for Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin, so quickly that Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Li Longji, is left in the dust. [Content warning: This is a comedy. The dynasties include the Yuan and Qing. Some plot points are unkind to the characters, so please steer clear in advance if you can’t handle that.] Upcoming novel 2: A Guide to Livestream Selling Across Dynasties Blurb: ↓↓↓ After Zhou Tiantian and her dimension-based livestream sales System partner connect the two dimensions of [ancient dynasties] and [the future interstellar age], she begins her journey as a dimension-hopping livestream seller. Later, someone interviews Zhou Tiantian’s suppliers from ancient times. Ying Zheng, Liu Che, Li Shimin, and others: “At first, the streamer came to us and asked us to become her suppliers. We were hesitant, since we were emperors, after all.” “Was it because the dignity of an emperor must not be offended?” “No. We wanted more money.” “…” The nomadic peoples: “Damn it, we never wanted to work with her.” “But she offered way too much!” Li Bai, Du Fu, Li Qingzhao… Cao Xueqin, and others: “We’re grateful to the streamer for giving us a way to turn our talent into money and get out of our immediate bind.” Ordinary people with no connections or special talents: “Thank you, streamer, for helping us earn money. Though we don’t understand why people are fighting over little things like hemp cloth, embroidered handkerchiefs, straw sandals, and baskets.” · Later, Ying Zheng and the others make a fortune selling goods through the interdimensional livestream, only to see the streamer launch new products: longevity gene serum, filling and convenient nutrition drinks, medical pods that treat diseases… They can’t resist. They just can’t! [Content warning: The dynasties in this story exist in parallel worlds. This is not orthodox history.] Theme: Promote Chinese civilization and strengthen national pride