Naruto's Earpiece

Little Naruto found a telephone receiver on his way home. When he held it to his ear, he heard the voice of a strange older man!

The man was really strange. He knew Naruto's name, knew he drank milk every morning, and even knew exactly which instant noodles he liked!

Even so, Naruto still thought the man was a good person! Though he always seemed busy, the man was willing to talk with him every night. He never scolded Naruto for getting into mischief, and he answered every question Naruto asked!

So little Naruto decided to find the man in person and treat him to ramen!

But what should he do if the man wouldn't tell him where he was?

He'd just have to secretly gather information!

Now that's what a ninja should be like!

Huh? Wait, what does "Seventh Hokage" mean, coming from the other end of the phone?

Theme: How are you, past me?