After clearing the game where he had slaughtered his way through an infinite series of challenges, Hai Jian got a retirement job from the game: a kindergarten teacher for NPC little monsters. But why did these future big bosses seem so dimwitted as children?
Hai Jian: Come on, say "teacher" after me. (He points to himself.)
Little Monster: Mommy!
Hai Jian: No, "teacher."
Little Monster: Daddy!
Hai Jian: ...
Once inside the infinite game, while everyone else was busy escaping for their lives, Hai Jian was busy chasing after his "naughty" little brat.
The zombie next door cowered in the corner, clutching an arm that the little monster had bitten halfway through.
With a blank expression, Hai Jian pried the half-eaten arm out of the little brat's mouth and scolded him: I told you not to eat random things. What if you get a stomachache?
The little monster, who had looked ferocious just a moment ago, instantly became a well-behaved little darling. He lowered his head and rubbed against Daddy's finger. It wasn't the little one's fault. The food just smelled so good...
Zombie: Listen to yourself. Does that even sound human?
The ghost baby next door bragged proudly: I've chewed on 156 players' heads and bitten through 178 players' thighs!
Little Monster: I know three thousand characters, can do addition and subtraction from one to one hundred, and I'm studying the Three Character Classic. Daddy says he'll teach me English next month.
Feeling outdone, the ghost baby said: Daddy, I want to learn too!
In a sealed room, the players trembled as they watched the ghosts draw closer, one step at a time.
The ghost baby's father from next door didn't even glance at the players on guard. He went straight to Hai Jian, grabbed him, and dragged him out. Hurry up and take your little brat away! Get as far away as you can, and don't lead my kid astray!
According to reports from countless players, a beautiful, delicate young man was often seen entering the game with a child, becoming a lovely sight in the game.
Player: That's the first time I've seen someone bring their whole family into a death game.
Hai Jian, getting more and more into his role in the "father-and-son game": Can't be helped. It's a single-parent family.
Player, in tears: A father's love is unspoken, so deeply moving. What happened to the child's mother?
Hai Jian, wiping away tears as he gets into character: Fate is cruel to beauties, and she died young. I can only hope to see her for a moment in my dreams at midnight!
Amid the sighs and silence, the sickly, bewitchingly eerie man in the crowd chuckled. I didn't know you were so devoted. As you wish.
Hai Jian: ?
Also known as: My Deadbeat Brat's Dead Father Has Come Knocking
Reading guide:
1. The child is not biologically his.
2. A former game powerhouse, now a little monster kindergarten teacher, bottom x an outwardly ill and near death but inwardly vicious otherworldly ruler, top
Theme: Protecting the flowers of society's future is everyone's responsibility, human or ghost.
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