[Coming Soon Next Door: The Metaphysics Master Gets Closer to Science and Little Zombie Reborn as the Rich Family's Cannon-Fodder Childhood Friend] Please add them to your collections~
After dying suddenly from overwork, Ning Qian transmigrated into a novel as a vicious cannon-fodder character who shared his name.
The original Ning Qian was a famous pretty face and useless in every other way. His grades were terrible, yet he went to great lengths to get an internship at a research institute. But he was so useless that they sent him home in less than a month. After marrying into a wealthy family, he spent his days complaining about his disabled husband and their dull life, making trouble and flirting around. Less than a year later, his long-suffering husband finally kicked him out. In the end, he got drunk and was hit by a car on the street...
Ning Qian, now saddled with a useless-person persona and a contract marriage: What kind of paradise is this? I love it!
Just like in the original novel, his disabled husband, Lu Huanzhe, handed him a marriage agreement.
His disabled husband, Lu Huanzhe: Don't pull any stunts. We'll get a peaceful divorce in a year.
Ning Qian's eyes lit up when he saw the divorce settlement: I just have to lie flat for a year? I'm great at that!
Once his laid-back life began, Ning Qian diligently maintained his lazy, useless image at the research institute, arriving late, leaving early, and putting off his work. At home, he conscientiously followed the agreement and never asked why his disabled husband stayed away. Even when his husband was home, Ning Qian did his best to be invisible. He happily waited to be fired from the institute and planned to retire on his divorce settlement a year later.
But after one month, the director personally selected him for a core research project. Three months later, the top experts considered him the future of the research world. Six months later, his disabled husband miraculously regained the ability to walk. Two years later, that same husband came chasing after him, begging him to come home.
Ning Qian: This is fishy. It shouldn't be happening. I'll try lying flat a little longer.
He tried, and nearly died for it. As one secret identity after another came to light, Ning Qian clutched the pieces of his shattered personas and broke down: I told you not to make things up in your heads! It's hard being a lazy bum!
Just then, a striking comment floated by: So is it also all in your head that you and President Lu are mutually in love?
The fans in the livestream, who had been laughing as the host's secrets were exposed, were caught completely off guard by this bombshell: ...
Ning Qian: No, I willingly walked back into the graveyard of marriage. (Smiles.)
The fans watching with magnifying glasses spotted a long, slender hand reaching behind the host to pinch the back of his neck.
Fans: Host, blink if you're being kidnapped.
The next second, the livestream went black.
Fans: Got it. The rest is pay-per-view, right?
That night, another hashtag about Ning Qian climbed to the top of the trending list.
Ning Qian, sprawled on the bed with his body and mind both battered: I'm done. Whatever happens, happens.
An adorable, sweet, and lovable bottom who longs for a lazy life but always gets the opposite * A sharp-tongued, soft-hearted, doting top who loves to imagine things
One-on-one romance, happy ending.
Below is the blurb for the upcoming novel The Metaphysics Master Gets Closer to Science
The metaphysics master Qi Ruomu died of old age. He closed his eyes, opened them again, and found himself the host of a livestream show dedicated to debunking superstition and popularizing science.
As someone with crippling social anxiety, Qi Ruomu decided to quit on the spot.
His CEO father: That's great! My company ranks among the world's top 100, and now I have an heir!
His world-famous singer mother: It's fine. Come with me on tour and enjoy being surrounded by fans!
His award-winning actor brother: Our family has such great looks. Come act with me, little brother. You'll be a top-tier star in the entertainment industry in no time.
Qi Ruomu: Suddenly, being a totally unknown livestream host sounds pretty good...
In recent years, the authorities have been cracking down on superstition, and a wave of online debunking has taken off. A colleague even told him that anyone who dabbles in feng shui and fortune-telling or promotes supernatural nonsense could be summoned for a chat with the authorities.
The former metaphysics master Qi Ruomu trembled in fear. If he gets summoned for a chat, his livestream will be shut down, and then he'll have to go home and inherit a fortune worth tens of billions and tens of thousands of employees, face-to-face with fans, or become a famous celebrity with no privacy.
Qi Ruomu: I swear to protect the Close Encounters with Science livestream!
A pretty young man is framed by a villain and bound by a one-sided marriage pact to an evil god. The evil god is captivated by his looks and pesters him day and night, leaving him mentally exhausted.
On camera, Qi Ruomu comforts the young man: Dreams are a normal physiological response and a reflection of your subconscious. There are no evil gods. You have to believe in science.
Off camera, Qi Ruomu sneaks out a talisman: You can't force love. Evil god, get out of here
The young man: ...
A CEO is cursed by a rival, haunted by evil spirits, and nearly loses his entire family.
On camera, Qi Ruomu says: Businesses have their ups and downs. That's just how the market economy works.
Off camera, Qi Ruomu furtively pulls out a peachwood sword: A little ghost from Southeast Asia? You snuck across the border, didn't you? Get out of here
The CEO: ...
An office worker unknowingly moves into a haunted house and nearly dies.
On camera, Qi Ruomu says: The noises from the bathroom are caused by an aging faucet and other fixtures. I used to work as a plumber for a while. I'll fix it for you after the livestream.
Off camera, Qi Ruomu covertly pulls out a Bagua mirror: Picking on innocent youngsters is nothing to be proud of. Old ghost, get out of here
The office worker: ...
Before long, Close Encounters with Science becomes an online sensation. Some people voice their suspicions, wondering whether the host is secretly practicing metaphysics.
Qi Ruomu: Metaphysics? What kind of studies? I've been scientific all these years! Don't make things up with your eyes wide open. Debunking superstition is hard work!
The show's guests: Yeah, right! We don't believe a word you say!
Theme: Respect every way of embracing life.
Well, you kid, you're not looking for anyone at all, are you? People who only focus on work don't deserve a wife!
I can say that Ning Qian feels that her shortcomings are so obvious, as if she doesn't have a mouth.
Although... It's so funny, this reunion
Forget it, if you lose a husband like this, replace him with another one.
When will the metaphysics master be released? It's almost gathering dust in my pre-collection collection...
The first part is pretty good, but there were some misunderstandings at the end that I didn't resolve, so I skipped it. It would be better if I wrote more in detail, but it's still great. Good luck with the next one.
Speaking of which, haven't you even kissed me on the lips?
Hahahahahaha great good man
No extras? Sweet everyday life is fine too
Hahaha, I guess my uncle would really like to attack?